24 December 2018

Damn you Max...

Brand new Ontario political party proposes ban on homosexuality, gender liquidity and abor... wait a minute...insert alt text here

The Islamic Party of Ontario believes in “Supremacy of God” and understands that it is our constitutional requirement to make all the rule of laws of Provinces and Federal in obedience and according to the will of God.

We understand and believe that Islam is the native DEEN (system of life) of Ontario and Canada. All other Books of God are now obsolete after the final revelation of God, the Quran.
So, I have a question. Come shariah law, what happens to "Adam & Steve" and all those "immodest females?"insert alt text here
"Top-level male executives in Wall Street are now following some basic protocols, such as: Never be alone with a female in a closed room."

"The Shariah takeover that the Far Right was so worried about has already taken place!! It's just called common sense."
In other "religion of pieces" news...
Over the past two years, militant attacks against Christians in Egypt -- usually targeting churches or buses carrying pilgrims to remote desert monasteries -- have killed over 100 people.
Islam... it'll cure what ails you. nb. Don't expect to post non-fawning comments at the website... strictly censored.

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MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH:
"Why would they kill us? We are Muslims. We are not Russians or Americans," Khalil said.
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LAST WORD: Only in Justin Trudeau's Post-national state...
"Islamic cleric Younus Kathrada has told young Muslims that wishing fellow Canadians a Merry Christmas is a worse sin than adultery, lying, and murder."


5 comments:

Grant said...

If anyone else wrote this it would be considered hate speech, there would be mightily offended people, and the HRCC would be involved.

Neo Conservative said...

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you sir, are in violation of trudeau motion 103...
the rcmp will be on your doorstep momentarily...

"Liberals rejected an attempt by Saskatchewan Conservative MP David Anderson to remove the word "Islamophobia​" from the motion and change the wording to "condemn all forms of systemic racism, religious intolerance and discrimination of Muslims, Jews, Christians, Sikhs, Hindus and other religious communities."

SPECIAL RULES FOR SPECIAL PEOPLE

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Anonymous said...

owg says ----------- Canada is fucked.

Neo Conservative said...

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the prime minister brought 50,000
lightly vetted syrian adherents
of a medieval theocracy into
canada.

he gave omar khadr $10,000,000.

you don't need a weatherman...

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Anonymous said...

Islamic Party of Alberta already has a mayor of Calgary.