17 March 2017

No one from the Malt Liquor Lobby...

...was immediately available for comment...

All of us have been “so accustomed to hearing the benefits of milk,” Samantha Diaz writes in the California State University-Long Beach student paper Daily 49er, “that you probably didn’t even realize the subtle racism hidden in our health facts.”

“There is a deep-rooted American tradition to suppress an entire race’s existence.”
With milk.


4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well milk is white...sigh.... maybe they could drink "chocolate" milk.
Really, I remember the whole "flesh colour bandaid" thing.
All whiteys are raccisst bastards?
Isn't that like raccisst too?
Soo confusing Neo.
Where do I park my white privilege?
If milk is racist what in the hell is Snoop's latest video, help me out here.
Where do I send my cheque to make up for slavery?

Neo Conservative said...

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there was a huge fuss over using the words "niggardly" and "black hole" just recently.

now milk. sigh.

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Melmelin said...

Now... which African tribe was it that traditionally lives off its cows' milk and fresh blood almost entirely? I don't think they would be around today if it was so bad for them.

Neo Conservative said...

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"The Maasai are a Nilotic ethnic group inhabiting southern Kenya and northern Tanzania whose diet consists of raw meat, raw milk, and raw blood from cattle."

don't they know milk is part of the vast rightwing conspiracy?

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