26 February 2016

Trudeau makes Nobel shortlist...

...for latest effort to thematically unify Canada...would anybody really be surprised
“I have a feeling that I may well be explaining my choice by saying ‘because it’s 2017,’” said Trudeau, when asked who he was considering for the office. ‘It’s important that we have a Governor General who looks like Canada does.”

Trudeau then winked at the audience, before hissing like a goose and flapping his arms.
Vimy Ridge, Juno Beach... to Teletubbie land...the good vegan fight
"I can see no better way to fight that good fight than by encouraging ISIS to develop environmentally sustainable practices when conducting their terrorist acts."
Is it really that hard to imagine?