30 November 2015

Good friends help you move...

Really, really good friends help you move bodies...

BAD NEWS - Ankara has been accused of letting various Syrian rebel groups – including some of those that grew into the so-called Islamic State – use south Turkey as a de facto rear base as they fought against the regime of Bashar al-Assad.

REALLY, REALLY BAD NEWS - John Holmes, Canada’s ambassador to Ankara, told The Globe and Mail that the Turkish government last week submitted a list of 5,000 names that Turkey was suggesting for resettlement to Canada.
Am I the only one hearing alarm bells here?

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RELATED: Speaking of Turkey
Russia has received additional intelligence confirming that oil from deposits controlled by Islamic State is moved through Turkey on an industrial scale, said Vladimir Putin.


With an intro by SJW Chuckie Windsor

You know... the sixty-seven year-old dilettante whose mummy doesn't think he's quite ready for a "real job"...useful idiots

"Taking the fuel consumption of a Boeing 747 – around 16.5 miles per gallon – which the website describes as a 'happy medium between private jets and bullet trains', it is estimated around 27 million gallons of fuel will be used by travellers attending the Paris conference."
Say, how does a not so fresh-faced millionaire "climate warrior" celebrate his "two years after retirement age" birthday?

That's easy, he flies to Australia.
The Prince will mark his special day alongside his wife the Duchess of Cornwall and more than 500 guests.
I do hope there were enough hangars to park all those solar-panel powered private jets.

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RELATED: What sort of moron would advocate...

...downing tools and giving up electricity, modern agriculture and hot showers?
“Indigenous peoples have known for thousands of years how to care for our planet,” he said. “The rest of us have a lot to learn. And no time to waste.”
Oh my gawd... I'm so embarrassed.


29 November 2015

REGRETS

Readers will say, well, surely this is the sort of nonsense politicians always pack into their memoirs. And they will be right. But it is remarkable to come face to face with someone so utterly convinced of his own idealism, or so cynical as to insist upon it, so soon after he irrefutably demonstrated his lack of it — by squandering billions of dollars for a few seats the Liberals would probably have won anyway, proroguing the legislature to derail inquiries into same, and summarily resigning to watch the various police investigations unfold from afar.


28 November 2015

Toronto's Fred Victor Mission...

...in a bold new initiative designed to give purpose and employment to some of the city's worst alcoholics, has announced they will be setting up a distillery in a warehouse adjacent to their Toronto mission and hostel facility.

Naw... just kidding. I mean that would be absolutely insane, right?

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RELATED: Making Cheech & Chong blush...

...Dave's really not here, man...what could possibly go wrong?

The Government of Canada’s Aboriginal Portal has resources dealing with addictions. The Partnership For a Drug Free Canada is also running a nationwide drug prevention campaign. Additionally, Health Canada provides helpful information on drug prevention strategies for Canadians.
While we're stimulating local economies, why not ask Colt Canada if they'll set up an aboriginal-run factory to manufacture C7 assault rifles.

I mean, what could possibly go wro... wait a minute...aboriginal pot industry
"No, that's not a parody of the Twelve Days of Christmas. It's a list of Kanesatake Mohawk Police weapons that have disappeared."
Yikers.


The Feminazi Files

"You have an axe to grind with 5yr old boys, maybe you shouldn't teach kindergarten."


27 November 2015

His fever dreams... your money

He claims to be a climate warrior, but rather than donate his own "dirty, carbon-stained money" to the Sierra Club or Greenpeace... Justin Trudeau has financial advisors working to increase his tainted eco-criminal funds.bankrupting canadaRemember, Justin Trudeau is a millionaire. He didn't earn this money, he inherited it from his grandfather's sale of a chain of... wait for it... GASOLINE SERVICE STATIONS. He doesn't actually need the inherited windfall, with just his outrageous Parliamentary salary and gold-plated pension, Justin will never want for Grey Goose and caviar.

Instead, our "hottie" PM has decided he'll donate your money to the cause.

VALLETTA, Malta -- Canada is making a five-year, $2.65 billion contribution to help developing countries tackle climate change.
Note... "climate change" is the newest name for what used to be called "global warming" before, you know... it turned out that a lot of the numbers supporting this theory, including the infamous "hockey stick graph" turned out to be proveably false.
Prime Minister Justin Trudeau made the announcement Friday at the summit of Commonwealth leaders in Malta, where the battle against global warming is becoming the dominant issue.
Of course, we all know how wisely developing countries allocate their donated cash monies... every African dictator extant has his own special Swiss bank account.
"One example is the son of Equatorial Guinea’s dictator, who owns a $1.4 million Bugatti and a $35 million Malibu mansion, all on a $4,000 monthly salary."
Despite all this, Justin Trudeau has decided to redistribute the better part of 3 billion dollars of Canadian taxpayers money to highlight his presently dubious eco-credentials.

Just something to consider next time you're sitting in a hospital emergency room for six hours, waiting to see a doctor. (h/t Rich)

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RELATED: Shelling out the Tru-dough
OTTAWA — The Liberal government, elected on a platform that pledged to ban partisan advertising, is set to launch a $500,000 digital ad campaign to boost public support for its plan to bring in 25,000 Syrian refugees by the end of the year, according to a strategic plan document obtained by the National Post.
They look you right in the face and they lie.


26 November 2015

From our bulging "doomed to repeat it" files

Say, Professor Obama...

doomed to repeat itRefresh my memory... how exactly did that "Pilgrim" thing work out for the folks already living in the neighborhood?

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RELATED: As arrogant as Pierre...

...with none of those annoying IQ points...

“I know that if I’m sitting here as Prime Minister, it has very little to do with my last name.”
Oh my gawd... you vainglorious twit.

Your surname is the only reason you're not down on your knees degreasing the fry station at your local McDonalds.


Dear PM "Imagine All the People"...

I get that aboriginal people in Canada are way more likely to be murdered, than, for example, the rest of epidermally privileged us.

What I'm curious to know is, what if the killer isn't actually that ol' racist Colonel Mustard with his Hudson's Bay blankets in the gender-specific bathroom?

According to party-poopers like StatsCan and the RCMP, there's a few other things to be considered here.

"The agency also examined the identities of those accused of homicide. It found almost a third of people accused of [homicide] last year were aboriginal. The rate of aboriginal people accused was 10 times higher than the rate for non-indigenous people. By gender, aboriginal people accounted for 30 per cent of men accused of homicide and 51 per cent of accused women."
While our newly-minted APEC hottie may not have packed a contingency parachute, it seems the national police service has already implemented their own "Plan B" to deal with any further possible disturbances to "The Force"...
"The RCMP said they no longer plan to release annual stats on missing and murdered aboriginal women."
Yeah... "too many facts..." we wouldn't want to clog up homicide investigations with any of that.

Anyway, your PILFiness, in light of your recent climbdown from that Syrian refugee mess, I just thought I'd give you a little heads-up.

That whole "running an entire country" deal is a little more complicated than teaching a high school drama class. Don't worry, though... only four more years.

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FROM THE COMMENTS:
"At the risk of breeching culturally appropriate protocols, we are NOT talking about roving bands of marauding Presbyterians, Jesuit or Lutheran reformers."
Uh-huh.


25 November 2015

As much as I'd like...

...a $6000 bespoke leather jacket...only the bestI think I'd actually prefer three exquisitely tooled off-the-rack rifles.

And I think I'll start right here...reach out and touchCurrently available here in Canada in both ever popular NATO calibers. His & hers Christmas presents anyone?


24 November 2015

Is your safety and security...

...dependent on Liberals calling audibles & gadget plays?do you believe in magic?Of course, the headline is a little misleading as it says nothing about the 15,000 refugees being admitted in the eight weeks after Christmas.

The government will prioritize complete families, women at risk, and members of the LGBT community. Single men will only be allowed to come to Canada if they identify as LGBT or are accompanying their parents as part of a family unit.
Ooh, there's some tough love. But wait, Coach Justin has called a double-reverse. The priority categories do not apply to the suddenly split-off group of 10,000 'privately sponsored' refugees.

"Privately sponsored" single men (and I predict an inexplicably sharp rise in the number of self declared gay Muslim men) will still be allowed to come to Canada like any other refugee... which renders the proviso above totally moot (and, incidentally, intentionally deceptive).

The one thing this proviso seems to do is shift responsibility for all the single men onto their private sponsors. I guess that if one of these guys blows himself up on the steps of Parliament, you will have to bring civil suit against the United Church and all the other private sponsors. Who says Pierre-lite doesn't have a certain animal cunning?

I guess that particular obfuscation will be enough of a climbdown to appease the media and the average low-information voter.

What we do know now is that 10,000 refugees will arrive between December 1 and Christmas. Given civil service 8 hour days (even with no lunches or coffee breaks) that means 416 persons per day will have to pass security and medical screening. 15,000 won’t arrive in Canada until the end of February and will now be screened at the rate of 375 per day. Of course, there's the outliers who have presumably been screened with the same magic wand that apparently don't count.
Officials said 102 Syrian refugees have arrived since Nov. 4, which is when they started the clock on the commitment. The 3,089 resettled between July 2013 and Nov. 3 did not count toward the total.
Fwiw, meeting the pre-Christmas deadline means clearing a refugee every 1.15 minutes. On the end of February deadline that's been stretched out to 1.28 minutes.

Feeling safer yet? Just don't turn on your tv.


The true cost of Wynning

taxing us to death

"The best euphemism in the government’s cap-and-trade discussion paper is “carbon leakage.” Perhaps this sounds like some kind of accidental carbon emission. In fact, it is a sanitized term for job losses.

Carbon leakage” is when a company relocates out of Ontario and into another jurisdiction where production is more affordable."
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RELATED: Shorter Kathleen Wynne...

..."You're with us... or you're a racist."


Iraq... Syria... Afghanistan?

Nope... it's beautiful multicultural Sweden...

Stockholm opened what is believed to be the world's first rape clinic for men. More and more men are being subjected to homosexual rape in multicultural Sweden. 370 sex crimes against boys and men were registered in 2014, although the actual number of incidents is thought to be significantly higher.

October 7: TV4's popular investigative journalism TV program, Cold Facts (Kalla Fakta), revealed that public health centers in areas with high immigrant populations perform so-called "virginity tests" on young girls. The doctors (several of whom were immigrants) ignored the loud protests from the girls, and examined them against their will. The doctors also offered, for a cash bribe, to issue "virginity certificates" for the girls.
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RELATED: Repopulating a "War Zone"...

...takes a certain hardy sort of immigrant...
Among the 50 states, Michigan has the largest proportion of residents claiming Arab ancestry — about 185,000 people. Many live in the metro Detroit area; 45 percent of Dearborn residents have Arab ancestry.

Almost half of Michigan immigrants from the Middle East were born in Iraq (54,691), followed by Lebanon (20,698), Yemen (12,551), Syria (6,791) and Saudi Arabia (5,041).

Compared to Michigan's immigrants from central and eastern Asia, those born in the Middle East are much more likely to live in poverty.
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UPDATE CANADA: Don't worry... be happy.


23 November 2015

And speaking of Gawd...

...and his earthly instruments...toronto terrorism

Thanabalasingam Kanagasabpathy, a director of the Scarborough temple’s governing society said, "The temple is a public facility and anyone could come to pray," adding, "It is not my place to ask their political affiliations. World Tamil Movement people, sometimes they are coming to pray. How can I say don’t come here?”

The WTM’s former spokesman, Nehru Gunaratnam, was photographed at the temple last January, holding a microphone as he addressed the Ontario premier, one of her caucus MPPs and a Toronto city councillor. He then read out the text of an award from the temple, which he handed to the temple president, who gave it to the premier.


#NotJustin

British Prime Minister David Cameron said Monday he would ask for parliamentary approval this week to begin participating in U.S.-led airstrikes on ISIS in Syria.

Cameron also offered the use of a British air base in Cyprus for anti-IS actions in Syria.
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RELATED: I'm sure it's nothing...
"The Paris public hospital authority said Sunday a "limited number" of suits were missing but wouldn't confirm media reports saying a dozen hermetic protective overalls, three dozen pairs of special boots resistant to chemical agents, gloves and anti-bacterial masks have disappeared."
I bet it's those pesky Jehovah's Witnesses again.


22 November 2015

My Melting Pot Overfloweth

Molenbeek, er... Hamtramck, USA... coming soon to a Liberal enclave near you...sharia city?

Ibrahim Algahim, a political activist in the Yemeni community spoke at a victory celebration... What he said at that meeting might disturb some in the community.

“Today, we showed the Polish and everybody else that we are united.”
Yep, Ibrahim... you showed 'em...
At last week’s city council meeting, several residents of the Hamtramck Senior Plaza apartments on Holbrook complained about the volume level of the call to prayer coming from the Ideal Islamic Center, located across from the apartment complex.
I don't imagine that header image in the local paper will last too much longer.

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RELATED: Gates... what gates?
Muslim community activist Kamal Rahman encourages other Muslims to watch their language, because it can seem threatening.

“It sends the wrong message. If I were white, I would feel scared,” he said.
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LAST WORD: A Molenbeek primer


Whaddaya say we ask...

...Nathan Cirillo's mother about plans to guard Syrian refugees with Canadian military reservists...

“One of my fears is that they won’t have enough boots on the ground and they’re going to get killed.”

The parent also wants to know if soldiers will be properly armed with live ammunition.

“If they are armed and these kids have to defend themselves and end up shooting someone, will the defence minister support them?”
No straight answers here, it looks as though the 'powers that be' will be playing "hot potato" with this one as well...
The defence department refused to say if military personnel will be used to guard refugees, or whether soldiers would be armed in the event they are used for security, or discuss any potential rules of engagement.

“We suggest that you contact Immigration Refugee Citizenship Canada for further details as they are the lead for this initiative,” DND spokesman Dominique Tessier said.
And round and round we go.


21 November 2015

From the folks who brought you...

...the Trojan Horse...religion of rest in pieces

Lesbos (Greece) (AFP) - As the hunt for jihadists widens after last week's Paris attacks, authorities in Greece warn it was virtually impossible to pick out dangerous extremists among arriving migrants, without prior intelligence.

It's a seemingly detailed security check, but jihadists have already proven they can bypass it with ease.

Those looking to give the police the slip can also obtain fake Greek documents, with criminal syndicates doing a brisk business in supplying migrants with fake papers and police registration documents.

A gang of suspected forgers, most of them Pakistanis, were arrested on Lesbos on Wednesday.
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RELATED: Anybody hearing hoofbeats?

Canada will be bringing in 6,300 refugees a week. But, don't worry, there's a stringent security screening process...
"For anyone who's curious, over an eight hour day, that's admitting 1.875 refugees per minute... assuming nobody takes lunch, coffee breaks or goes to the bathroom."
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UPDATE: My "melting pot" overfloweth...
Belgium raised the alert status for its capital Brussels to the highest level on Saturday, shutting the metro and warning the public to avoid crowds due to a “serious and imminentthreat of an attack.

The last time any part of the country was put on maximum alert was in May 2014 when a gunman shot dead four people at the Jewish Museum in Brussels. At that time, Jewish schools, synagogues and other institutions were put on level four.
In other "Religion of Peace" news...religion of rest in piecesHow does Justin Trudeau's potential fifth column sound now?


20 November 2015

Not so much "Religion of Peace"...

...as Religion of "piece of ass"...

religion of rest in pieces

"Europe's first woman suicide bomber was a party animal with a string of boyfriends who had shown no interest in religion, it emerged today. A photograph has also emerged of Hasna Ait Boulahcen posing for a selfie in the bath. Her face is covered in heavy make-up and she wears nothing but jewellery."
Apparently, ISIL is a little more open-minded than previously imagined. Sounds like the rest of her late comrades might end up being a little disappointed with their 72 virgins.

P.S. - Dear Daily Mail... you really think she was called "Cowgirl" because she liked big hats? You "professional journalist" types kill me.

Remember... Google is your friend.

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UPDATE: FUDDLE-DUDDLE II

Because, you can never have too many unemployable, non-English speaking people wandering the snowy streets...ready or not
The Liberal government plans to process as many as 900 Syrian refugees a day - starting Dec. 1 - a shocking new report reveals.

That's 6,300 refugees a week.
For anyone who's curious, over an eight hour day, that's 1.875 refugees per minute... assuming nobody takes lunch, coffee breaks or goes to the bathroom.

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UPDATE2: What could possibly go wrong?
Health Minister Jane Philpott and Immigration Minister John McCallum will update Canadians on their plan to resettle 25,000 Syrian refugees by year's end, as the military prepares to temporarily house hundreds of refugees in bases in Quebec and Ontario.
Don't you mean "thousands," guys?

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LAST WORD: You first, Mr PILF
Canadians are being asked to bear the burden of their politicians’ reckless feel-good fantasies. The proper reply should be, “you first.”
Exactly.


Wynning

Don't blame me... I didn't vote for 'em...

Ontario now boasts the highest proportion of minimum wage workers in Canada and one of the worst rates of long-term unemployment in the country.
But don't you worry... those 10,000 non-English speaking refugees will fix everything.

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RELATED: Ask an "APEC Hottie"
The Liberal campaign motto should have been, "Politics, As Usual!"
But, but, but... isn't he dreamy?


19 November 2015

Kathleen Wynne appoints special team...

...of Islamic-friendly Ambassadors to soothe 10,000 Ontario bound Syrian refugees concerns...chicks with dicksThe first get together will involve cocktails and a night of musical theatre, guaranteed to make the travel-weary newcomers feel right at home.


18 November 2015

Parris Island Chief DI - 2030 AD

From our voluminous "calls it as I sees it" file...mouths of babes

A 10 year-old just penned a letter to the Navy, thanking troops for their service and wishing them well.

Thank you for your service. Me and my family are so thankful for you troops protecting us. Thank you for trying your hardest to protect our country. Good luck on killing those ISIS fucks.”
Misty Allen-Brummett received a copy of a letter sent to her husband, a navy sailor, as a part of a care package from school-aged children in the United States.
“The mother at first was going to make him change the bad language but then decided that maybe the troops would get a good laugh and sent it with his candy and a letter from herself,” Allen-Brummett said.
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RELATED: FROM THE COMMENTS
A survey done by the Arab Center For Research reveals that 13% of Syrian refugees APPROVE of the ISIS terrorists.

13% of 25,000 is 3250...can Justin count all the way to 3250?
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LAST WORD: It's the darndest coincidence...

I've been following this story because, despite being arrested on Parliament Hill with a weapon, the police and media were STRANGELY RELUCTANT to release this person's identity.

Well, looky here...
A lawyer for Yasin Ali asked for the assessment in court Wednesday after the 56-year-old appeared by video from the courthouse cellblock on a charge of carrying a concealed cleaver into Parliament.

RCMP Commissioner Bob Paulson told reporters that Ali is known to authorities, but “not in the sort of counter-terrorism context.”

In fact, Paulson does not believe that the man’s actions were politically motivated or an act of terror.
Yeah, ol' Yasin was probably just a little cranky because the Liberals are talking about cancelling income splitting.
Ali’s court appearance Wednesday was slightly delayed after it became apparent he might need the assistance of an interpreter as he speaks Somali Arabic.

It is NOT KNOWN why he was in Ottawa or on Parliament Hill.
Yup... it's a freakin' mystery.

And, there's this...

Call me wacky... but if your mentally-ill son likes to dress up and play Soldiers & Jihadis... maybe you should try keeping a much closer watch on him...
Uniformed officers shot the suspected suicide bomber four times, the source said. The man, whose nationality was not immediately clear, was rushed to the trauma centre at St. Mike’s hospital in Toronto. He is expected to survive.
Coming soon to a street corner near you.


Parkas, maybe a little Powerpoint?

What's our "soft-power PM" gonna "whip out" now?religion of rest in pieces

"France's ambassador to Canada, Nicolas Chapuis said Sajjan assured him that Canada would remain a part of the coalition against ISIS, even as the Liberal government looks to move ahead with its campaign promise to wind down the country's participation in airstrikes."
Maybe Defence Minister Harjit Sajjan misheard the Prime Minister promising a "robust" response.

I'm guessing Justin actually said he was thinking of sending "robots." That way, nobody gets hurt... right?

In any case, it sounds as though Chapuis has Trudeau's number...
"We'll see when the decisions are taken, we'll see if it needs further consultation."
I'll bet we will.

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UPDATE: If you voted Liberal...

...the nail bombs start going off at Yonge-Bloor subway station... you best keep your "flower-power" piehole outta my face...religion of rest in pieces
The arrests come after an ISIS terrorist bragged about how easy it was to smuggle thousands of covert jihadists into Europe under the guise of being a desperate refugee.

The Syrian operative claimed more than 4,000 covert ISIS gunmen had made it into western nations, hidden among innocent refugees.
What about the jihadis who are already here?


Despite CTV's vapid cheerleading...

...playing soccer, or tweeting about playing soccer, does not, in any way, shape or form... fight terrorism...

"LONDON -- Uniting in a symbol of defiance and respect, fans and players of the French and English soccer teams delivered a moving display of solidarity at Wembley Stadium... social media was awash with praise for the dignified way a sensitive occasion was handled."
And indeed it was...
"It's the only way that we can win," said one obviously drunk millennial via CBC Radio.
Turning to symbols and wishful thinking is becoming increasingly popular here in Canada, now that Justin Trudeau has ruled out using Canadian airpower or any other military assets here, in Syria.

Yessirree, it's a big ol' Care Bear world... even though CTV notes these millionaire sports heroes are actually "playing in defiance" of the terrorists, whatever that means.

Out here in Hastings county, a local paving outfit recently painted one of their cement trucks pink for the stated purpose of fighting breast cancer.

Of course, messaging (never mind practising medicine) via cement truck makes about as much sense as flooding cities with thousands of naked men in chaps and feather boas every year to make people feel less uneasy about militant homosexuality... "Yeah, yeah, Freddie... you're here, you're queer... now for the love of gawd and my 8 year-old niece in from Sudbury, please, please put your freakin' capri pants back on!!!"

You know who's actually doing a stellar job of broadcasting their philosophy and religious idealogy out into the public domain?

ISIS, that's who. The terrorist group's messages are invariably concise and unambiguous, relying not at all on symbols or sentiment.

A beheading here, a bombing there, dozens of bullet-riddled bodies in a baroque Parisian theatre... these guys are consistently and perpetually on point.

More importantly, they can send all these twitter-soaked, wishing-well simpletons screaming for their mummies anytime they like.
"HANNOVER, Germany -- The friendly soccer game between Germany and the Netherlands was cancelled at short notice due to the serious threat of an attack at the stadium on Tuesday.
I'd say it's pretty obvious who's winning the P.R. game here.
Security at the stadium was very tight, with police armed with machine-guns and maintaining a very obvious presence in the city. Reporters arriving for the game were searched, while a sniffer dog was deployed to check their bags.
Where's all those symbols of defiance now? They've gotta be around here somewhere.

Meanwhile, in a screamin' metaphor for all this "Imagine all the People" malarkey we're drowning in of late...
JACKSON, Tenn. -- Authorities say 57-year-old Anthony Riggs was killed by a Rottweiler that he had adopted just hours earlier. Regional Health Department Director Kim Tedford said the dog had been a stray, and was picked up five days before being adopted.
Of course, the cops ended up shooting the dog, but it's just a little late for good samaritan Anthony.

Oh, yeah... one last thing I noted about our "transparent" media friends...
CTV News reserves the right to turn off commenting on some selected news stories, for legal or other reasons. Please read our guidelines before commenting on stories.
That's gotta be symbolic of something or other... right?


17 November 2015

Unlike Mutti Merkel, Hussein Obama...

...and Justin Zoolander...you can take Vlad the Impaler to the bank...religion of rest in piecesThe very clear message to jihadis here is... "you had best be wearing your explosive vests 24/7 for the rest of your miserable fugitive lives."

'Cos if my merciless, single digit IQ heavies from certain unnamed government offices catch up with you, well...

"We must do this without any statute of limitations and we must find out all their names," Putin said.

"Anyone who tries to help the criminals should know that the consequences for trying to shelter them will lie completely on their shoulders."
Here's a clear statement of intent. The Russian navy, with a large complement of cruise missiles are moving to liase with their French counterparts. And while Justin is vowing to pull 6 CF-18 jets from the battlefield, Vlad has just upped his contribution from 50 to 87.

See, unlike in Western democracies, Vlad doesn't have to care what people think. And he's the kind of thick-skinned sociopath (former KGB) who really seems to enjoy reaching out and touching people.

I wouldn't be surprised if there's a gold-plated pair of vice-grips with Vladdy's name on them at the KGB Hall of Fame. Oh yeah, that sllthery sound you hear is jihadi testicles shrivelling up all over the Arab middle east.

You see Vladimir Putin doesn't play by the rules. He doesn't have to. The FSB doesn't either. If they had a charter (and they really don't) it would go something like...
You have the right to disappear into the farthest reaches of Siberia (and that's as good as it gets, because behind doors 2, 3 and 4 it gets worse).
Unimaginably worse...
You have the right to eat your own severed genitalia.

You have the right to be deprived of oxygen for three minutes at a time.

You have the right to fall down a flight of stairs while cuffed hand & foot.
Remember, this is the guy who killed 130 Russian hostages to get at 50 Chechen terrorists. The media called it "carnage" but Vlad called it a good days work.

And he's an equal-opportunity sort of homicidal maniac...
"By 7am yesterday, 50 of the hostage takers, including their leader Movsar Barayev and 18 women terrorists, were among the dead."
Putin doesn't bluff. Ask Alexander Litvinenko.
"My husband was killed by agents of the Russian state in the first-ever act of nuclear terrorism on the streets of London," Marina Litvinenko said. "This could not have happened without knowledge or consent of Mr. Putin."
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RELATED: "From the heart outward"

Dear P.M. Care Bear...

You may be confusing the Department of National Defense with the International Red Cross.

Says Trudeau...
“Training is something we do very, very well and that’s something we’re looking to be very helpful to other members of the coalition with to make sure Canada is doing more than its part in the war against ISIS.”
Hmmm... sounds like Justin is letting Stephane Dion write speeches now.

Sure, Justin... maybe we can fetch coffee for the real soldiers.

The primary function of the military is not to conduct seminars. It's to blow shit up and kill people.

We've gone from Vimy Ridge and Juno Beach... to the "Battle of Papineau Run."

Flee, flee... run away!!!

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UPDATE: As good as his word...
The Russian air force just pulled off one of the biggest and most complex heavy bomber missions in modern history - sending no fewer than 25 Backfire, Bear, and Blackjack bombers on a coordinated, long-range air raid against alleged ISIS forces in Syria.
Remember, Vlad's just getting warmed up. The military excrement is about to hit the jihadi air-conditioning.


Dear Macleans magazine...

...instead of a cover story glorifying a self-admitted terrorist and murderer, a man who is currently suing Canadians for tens of millions of dollars... might I suggest...

religion of rest in piecesWhat's that... just a little "too real?"

This is why you and the rest of the dead tree media are going bankrupt. The people who want to hear about skateboarding Prime Ministers, the Kardashian sisters or a gentle "redeemed" terrorist have the attention span of a half-starved Jack Russell terrier. Why buy magazine subscriptions when you can get all that Twilight fan-fiction on the internet for free?

So, take your frolicking non-denominational unicorns and your magic "Imagine All the People" fairy dust and pound it up your jihadi-friendly, omni-gendered pleasure portal.

This is the world now.

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But, back to Macleans magazine...religion of rest in piecesFor those of you who spent the last month living in a cave in Tora-Bora...

"This week in Maclean’s, Lindhout writes about how this uncommon bond came to be, and how horrific personal tragedies drew these three into a close, unlikely friendship."
Funny, there's not a word about the searing personal tragedy of Tabitha Speer, the widow of the special forces medic Omar Khadr admitted murdering.
"He told the court no one had forced him to change his pleas. When asked if he had killed Speer in 2002, Khadr answered, quietly, "Yes." When asked if it was true that he conspired with Osama bin Laden and al-Qaeda, he also answered "Yes.""
This puff piece in Macleans is precisely the sort of mushy media narrative that helped install Prime Minister Care Bear.

You truly do deserve the type of government you get.

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FROM THE COMMENTS:
"The 4th estate has become the 5th column"
There it is.


16 November 2015

Fuzzy Bunny and the Jets

Vimy Ridge, Juno Beach or...prime minister care bearThe Battle of Papineau Run?

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RELATED: Religion??? What Religion???i want my mummy

The mother of Paris suicide bomber Ibrahim Abdeslam - whose two brothers are also suspects - has said her son "did not mean to kill anyone" and believes he blew himself up because of "stress".
Apparently our "microaggressions" overpowered his "macro-wonderfulness."

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LAST WORD: Did ISIS miscalculate?religion of rest in piecesThe anti-Justin candidate.


15 November 2015

News by the numbers

Ralph Goodale takes a page from Mad Magazine...

"What, me worry?"
First, a little background...
The Islamic State extremist group said in a statement posted online that the attacks were launched in retaliation for France's involvement in the air campaign against ISIS militants.
Now, add in a little Librano spin...
After briefing with top security officials, Public Safety Minister Ralph Goodale said there are no present concerns of an increased risk of a terror attack on Canadian soil.
Hey, what's that at the bottom of the same article... a nugget that perhaps eluded Mr G.?
The Department of National Defence said that two of Canada's CF-18 Hornets successfully struck an ISIS compound and two separate ISIS fighting positions Friday near the Iraqi city of Ramadi.
But I'm sure everything will be fine... 'cos Ralphie said so.

Of course, he also said this...
Goodale said that the Liberal government still intends to resettle 25,000 Syrian refugees in the country before the end of the year. He said that all of the refugees will still face the necessary security and health checks before they will be brought to Canada.

"There can be no compromise on the quality of the security work, it must be done and it must be done properly."
Wait a minute...
"So, in order to get the checks done before Christmas, CSIS will need 200 people working 24/7 with no breaks for sleep."
And...
"It takes 3 to 6 months for the RCMP to screen a Canadian citizen for a firearms PAL. That's for a CDN citizen with a lifetime of history in this country."
Yikers.


14 November 2015

The Emperor's New Clothiers

"CBC has all but shutdown their comment sections. Apparently, no one has any faith in our dear leader."

"Comments are taking over an hour to get approved."
Meanwhile, on the diplomatic front, it appears as though Stephane "Mumbles" Dion is still having trouble with his English... earnestly offering up, you know... "support of many kinds"... just not the kind that involves actual combat.

Regarding Justin Trudeau's decision to withdraw Canadian air-support from the Kurdish Peshmerga (the only really effective opposition to ISIS currently in Syria) Dion trips over his weasel words...
"This is the aim of what we are doing. It's not to withdraw. To the contrary: It's to be more effective."
Stephane... I'm pretty sure the phrase "more effective" doesn't mean what you think it means.

I'm guessing the Kurds would choose "smart bombs" over "smarmy" all day long.

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UPDATE: This just in from...

...the Little Mosque on the Rideau...
A senior official in Trudeau’s office said Saturday that the attacks have not changed the prime minister’s mind when it comes to ending Canada’s participation in the U.S.-led bombing mission against ISIL.

The official, speaking on background, said the government also still intends to resettle 25,000 Syrian refugees.
What will Justin do if France invokes NATO’s Article 5, which requires all alliance members to come to the defence of any member that is attacked?

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UPDATE2: And then there were two?justin's special friends


Dear Prime Minister Care Bear...

..about that wonderful Christmas present you're preparing for Canadians...justin al-trudeau

A Syrian passport has been retrieved from one of the suicide bombers who blew himself up outside the Stade de France stadium last night, according to two French police officers. It has not yet been confirmed whether the Syrian passport was authentic, or was one of the many forged passports flooding into Europe with the refugee crisis.
While our moral & intellectual betters in the media are, as usual, still struggling to discern a possible reason for the horrific slaughter of mostly young French citizens...
ISIS released a statement today, claiming responsibility for the attacks.

"A group of believers from the soldiers of the Caliphate, may Allah strengthen and support it, set out targeting the capital of prostitution and vice…Paris."

"Let France and ALL NATIONS FOLLOWING ITS PATH know that they will continue to be at the top of the target list for the Islamic State and that the scent of death will not leave their nostrils as long as they partake in the crusader campaign."

"Indeed, this is just the beginning."
Well, good to know. As I've said previously...
"If just 1% of Justin's 25,000 proposed "refugees" are hardcore fundamentalists... he's parachuting 250 possible terrorists into Canadian cities AND FUNDING THEIR EVERY MOVE."
Over to you, Justin.

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RELATED: It could have been worsejihad
“It seems it was found that he originally wanted to go to Paris, heavily armed with several different firearms and explosives,” Rainer Wendt, chairman of the German Police Union told German news station n-tv.
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UPDATE: CBC Radio @ 11am reports...
"a sombre serious mood... more than 200 have been wounded"
Excuse me... wounded?

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UPDATE2: It's official, Paris terrorist...

...entered EU under cover of "Syrian refugee"...
"Having come ashore in Europe in October, the killer spent just six weeks as a refugee before killing in Paris."
Think this will alter the Liberal Party's plans?


Paris... let's do the math

It looks like less than a dozen, correction, eight, terrorists are responsible for last nights Paris massacre. Remember that number. •••allahu akbarPrime Minister Justin Trudeau wants to bring 25,000 unvetted refugees into the country by Christmas. •••

Now, if just 1% of Justin's 25,000 proposed "refugees" are hardcore fundamentalists... he's parachuting 250 possible terrorists into Canadian cities AND FUNDING THEIR EVERY MOVE.

Okay, let's go back to that number at the top... 8 men who slaughtered 158 innocent people and wounded countless others. Now, try to imagine what 250 homicidal jihadis could accomplish.

At the same time, the Liberals are going to repeal Conservative security measures designed specifically to fight terror.

I think it's time for Justin to "whip out" his common sense.

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RELATED: The Barbarians Are Inside...

...And There Are No Gates

"The death toll from the multiple attacks stands at 158, the vast majority of them slaughtered during a concert at the Bataclan theatre, a delightful bit of 19th century Chinoiserie on the boulevard Voltaire."
(via sda)


13 November 2015

Because it's 2015

“If you don’t like a costume someone is wearing, look away, or tell them you are offended. Talk to each other. Free speech and the ability to tolerate offence are the hallmarks of a free and open society,” Christakis wrote.

That was too much for some Yale undergraduates to bear. A video showed a calm Christakis being attacked by students.
It seems especially fitting that these events are kicking off just as we begin the reign of Emperor Justinian the first.

But wait... there's more...
“We have a lot to do as a college and a community. Would you be willing to talk to me about these issues?” Assistant Vice President and Dean of Students Mary Spellman wrote in her email. “They are important to me and the DOS staff and we are working on how we can better serve students, especially those that don’t fit our CMC mold.”

Those last words—“CMC mold”—kickstarted a campaign to force Spellman out.
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LAST WORD: A little unclear on the concept...
The editor in chief of a college newspaper turned media away from a protest Thursday afternoon, the Chicago Tribune reported. “Hey, no media in the circle,” Ryan Sorrell, editor of Loyola University Chicago’s Black Tribune, said as he held his hand up to a cameraman. “Sorry, man. You’re good, but just not in the circle.”

The only publication reportedly allowed into the circle was his own. Like protesters at University of Missouri, students at Loyola formed a human chain around a protest site to keep the press out.
I got nuthin'.


C'mon precious... you didn't actually think...

...the Liberals were gonna start doing any of that crazy stuff they promised...

Since the October 19 federal election, that saw the Trudeau Liberals defeat the Harper Conservatives, Canadian fighter jets have conducted air strikes 11 times in Iraq, destroying Islamic State fighting positions and ammunition caches.

The Canadian military says CF-18s will continue to fly in support of the air campaign against the Islamic State jihadists until it’s ordered to stand down.
So what's our fearless PILF saying?
“I made it very clear that it is Canada’s intention to withdraw from the bombing mission... We will have more to announce in the coming weeks.”
Speaking of soldiers...
"Gee, those Liberal promises are already disappearing. The new Veterans Affairs Minister, Kent Hehr says Canadians must have misheard if they think the Liberals are committed to re-opening the nine veterans offices they explicitly promised to re-open during the campaign."
Sure, Justin, the cheque is in the mail. Anyway, you're obviously way too busy poisoning the St Lawrence River to pick up a phone and talk to anyone in the military.

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RELATED: Oh, yeah... those refugees...

...we're gonna do something or other...
Immigration, Refugees and Citizenship Minister John McCallum said Thursday that he and the rest of the cabinet had a "very good discussion" about how to resettle 25,000 refugees in Canada and provide "quick and substantial help to some of the most distressed people on the planet."

But neither he nor other ministers gave specific details of how the Liberals plan to get the refugees to Canada before year's end or where they will house them once they arrive.

McCallum said more details would be forthcoming in the "near future."
Real change, my hairy white arse.

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LAST WORD: A promise kept?
Justice Minister Jody Wilson-Raybould is expected to formally withdraw the federal government's request for an appeal of a court decision that had a huge impact on the recent federal election campaign.
The niqab thing, right. The one area where the public consistently polled over 80% support for the Conservatives position.

Go figure.


12 November 2015

To Serve and...

...hey, look... donuts...

Last Friday the Colorado Springs Police Department agreed to the demands of 12 female officers who filed a civil suit claiming the fitness tests are discriminatory. All the officers were over the age of 40.

The female officers who filed suit had been moved to desk duty after failing the test.
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RELATED: Holy bikini-babe, Batman!

Canada has a "beauty queen?" And she's outspoken?

You've come a long way, baby.


So help me, er... Ralph

The left’s intentional habit of confusing secularism with de-Christianization has done little to minimize the role of faith in Canadian society; increasingly, it just means as Christians stand down, religions whose roots in Canadian culture are far shallower step up.

What results is not a Canada free of the imagined regressive or irrational influences of faith, but simply one where religious cultures from the developing world fill an abandoned space.

Our new faithful, after all, do not generally hail from corners of the globe with particularly inspiring records when it comes to tolerating heretics — to say nothing of women and sexual minorities.
Our new Prime Minister claims to be a Roman Catholic, but will not sign nomination papers for any candidate who won't board the Abortion Express... which might be prove to be a tad awkward if he runs into the Pope somewhere down the road.

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RELATED: While we're on religion...
A new Islamic fatwa in Turkey has decreed that Muslims are allowed to use toilet paper. The Directorate of Religious Affairs for Turkey stated that the use of the material for hygiene is acceptable but water was preferable.

The set of rules for how Muslims should relieve themselves, called the Qadaa al-Haajah, was established in the times before toilet paper or toilet seats were invented. Use of the left hand or three stones was also permissible.
Stones?!?! They actually use stones to wipe their arse?

No wonder you never see a picture of a smiling Ayatollah.


Lies My President Told Me

At least 38 false accounts of President Obama’s life story were documented in just the Maraniss biography. Additional falsehoods have been detected in Obama’s biographies, many of them apparently designed to further a narrative of overcoming racial adversity and an underprivileged life.


11 November 2015

Justin's Vagenda starts to smell

The problem with choosing people on the basis of their plumbing is that sometimes you run smack into an immovable lump of shite...may the best genitals win

Neurologists who treat MS patients are appalled, saying her lobbying calls into question Duncan’s suitability as a neutral, dispassionate science czar. “This is the most curious appointment since Caligula named his horse as Consul,” said McGill University’s Dr. Michael Rasminsky.

“The idea that there is some kind of scientific conspiracy to stop good research from happening, or stop good research that doesn’t fit with convention from happening, I think is an unfortunate perception for someone who is now the science minister,” said Tim Caulfield, a health-policy professor at the University of Alberta.
Of course, there are at least two sides to every story, right?
Duncan will not comment for now on the criticism, said a spokeswoman this week.
You're just not gonna hear it from Minister Kirsty.

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MORE: The thing that she's most known for...

...was an expensive, abject failure that Kirsty Duncan (geographer) had spent years planning. Duncan ended up digging up remains that were not below the permafrost... and thus useless.

But the story doesn't end there.
Unfortunately she didn't know that two other scientists, Jeffrey Taubenberger (pathologist) and Johan Hultin (virologist), had already got sufficient samples in Alaska—Hultin having made it to the same difficult region of Alaska in 1951.

In March of 1997 in Science News, there it was: “1918 Pandemic Virus Found.” A small sequence had been discovered by Jeffery Taubenberger. I wrote a letter saying, “If you need more specimen, let me know, and I will go back to Alaska. I’ve been there before. I know where it is. I can go back.” And I didn’t hear anything, I didn’t hear anything. And I thought, well, he knows, he thinks I’m a nut. He happened to be on vacation so he didn’t get his mail.

And he called me here. And he asked me, “When can you go?” So I said, “I can’t go this week. But I can go next week.” And I called up to Brevig. Now this time when I come, the second visit in 1997, it so happened it was in August.
And Hultin went up there with a pick and shovel. He recovered the samples and brought them back to Taubenberger. No government or private funding, No years of shameless self-promotion.

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RELATED: Speaking of bad smellssomething smells


Lest We forget

Do you know someone who enlisted in World War I in Canada?

•• Search the WWI CEF database ••

Do you know a Canadian killed while serving his country?

•• Search the Commonwealth War Graves database ••

My wife's grandfather, a member of the Canadian Cyclist Battalion, (pictured, in the kilt) was wounded by German shelling and carried around shrapnel from WWI for the rest of his life.

And he was one of the lucky ones... two of my grandfather's older brothers (with four young children between them) were killed in Belgium and France, respectively.


Remember when...

..."sacrificing for your art"... didn't mean dismembering an 80 pound drug-addled hooker?got the music in me

••• "Adrian Daou was working as a dishwasher and drug dealer when he hatched a murder plot in the summer of 2010 with the hopes that killer status would launch his dream career as a hip hop star." •••
Generation Tupac strikes again.


10 November 2015

If only some bureaucrat...

...had an official, nicely watermarked piece of paper filed away in triplicate somewhere...

OTTAWA — The RCMP believes it has “come to a dead end” in its probe of where Parliament Hill shooter Michael Zehaf Bibeau got his gun — one of the most vexing questions about the events of Oct. 22, 2014.`
Zounds, Sherlock... wouldn't this despicable act have been a job for our now-defunct 2 billion dollar long gun registry?

Unfortunately, no... that particular Liberal Party P.R stunt was simply a (not especially complete or accurate) database of legally owned firearms of law-abiding citizens. Zehaf Bibeau, (like pretty much every other criminal lowlife responsible for virtually all Canadian homicides) wouldn't have made the cut...
Zehaf Bibeau, who had a criminal record, would have been barred from buying a gun.
Obviously "barred" doesn't actually mean that anyone could stop this terrorist from acquiring a gun. Just ask all those firearms enthusiasts up at Jane & Finch.

Lest you think they weren't really trying...
The RCMP devoted more than 130 full-time investigators and staff to the case.
The only thing that might have made a difference that day is if the soldiers on duty had been allowed to carry loaded rifles. Apparently though, we don't trust our soldiers any more than we trust farmers, hunters or sport shooters who go through rigid training, testing and close scrutiny by law enforcement before being allowed to own a firearm.

But, back to our homegrown terrorist... don't even think about pissing on Zehaf Bibeau's grave. He's back in Libya having been given what some consider a martyrs burial...
The Embassy of Libya in Ottawa confirmed Friday that Zehaf-Bibeau’s body was sent to Libya last year. A family member in that country said the body was buried in mid-November.

Zehaf-Bibeau’s cousin, Ashraf Zehaf said he feels Canadian authorities provoked the Oct. 22 attack by denying a troubled young man the freedom to travel abroad. “As for the public opinion in Libya, there are some here who call him a hero..."
Boy, that's some "Religion of Peace."

Speaking of firearms, here's a question... if Justin Trudeau abolishes private ownership of guns in Canada... will he also do away with his expensive, armed to the teeth RCMP security detail?

My guess is, don't hold your breath.

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RELATED: Something to consider

Serious sport shooters are out at the range every week. They are very often trained as Range Officers. Your average cop has to unholster his gun to qualify once a year. Most never shoot their weapons on duty.
Given the relatively rudimentary marksmanship required to euthanize an injured animal, these type of incidents rarely result in injuries to the public.
It's not just marksmanship at issue here. Obviously, very little thought was given to overshoot & ricochet.

Despite what you might think, the average line cop is much less proficient & safety conscious than your average hunter or target shooter.


So, if we're already in deficit...

...doesn't that just give the Liberals a running start? -- celebutardfestStrangely enough, it doesn't appear so...

"The new government has not yet committed to releasing a fall fiscal update."
Surely the party that is promising to run up a massive financial shortfall over the forseeable future isn't gonna go with "that evil Stephen Harper put us into deficit?"

Shouldn't they be praising him for implementing the Liberal platform?

In other Eco-Justin news...no hypocrisy here
The Liberals find a problem they can’t blame on Harper, and approve dumping 8 billion litres of raw sewage into the St. Lawrence, despite opposition from the U.S. and a 90,000-name petition opposing the plan. The Tories had blocked the plan, but c’mon, Montreal Mayor Denis Coderre is a Liberal.
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RELATED: Accepting the enemy's premise...

...is a losing strategy...celebutardfest


09 November 2015

What Toronto really needs...

...is 25,000 more unvetted, unemployable, non-English speaking adherents of a hostile idealogy...

According to police, a 50-year-old man standing on the sidewalk near Yonge and College streets was attacked and knocked to the ground by a man he didn’t know.

The assailant continued on into the mall, shoving a 70-year-old woman as he went down a flight of stairs.

When he got the bottom, he punched a 54-year-old woman in the face, knocking her to the ground, police said.

Paramedics transported the 50-year-old man and 54-year-old woman to hospital, where the man was treated for a broken hip and wrist, and the woman was treated for a broken wrist and bruising to her face.
Oh, gawd, this is Justin's multi-culti Canada... please be a rural, ultra-conservative, northern Ontario shitkicker with a closet full of guns.

SUNUVABITCH!!!
In a news release issued Sunday, police said the suspect is described as black, standing six feet tall and weighing around 220 pounds. He has dreadlocks and a full beard and was wearing a hat, long dark jacket, jeans and boots. He was also carrying a black bag.
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RELATED: Couldn't happen here, right?
Italy’s interior minister, Angelino Alfano, had previously insisted there was no evidence that Islamic terrorists were sneaking into Europe aboard migrant boats.
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LAST WORD: Hallloooo!!!! Anybody home?


08 November 2015

Because it's 2015

Hope you're all enjoying your "real change" anything goes world...real change

In the pictures he is seen tenderly holding his plastic 'bride', enjoying a first dance in a ballroom and even taking part in candid shots in front of the make-up mirror.
What a considerate fellow... obviously nothing to do with a political mandate that aborted 13 million girls a year.


07 November 2015

Gotta have priorities...

...and let's face it... kids with cerebral palsy don't vote...

"OHIP is refusing to pay for the costly surgery because an Ontario specialist hasn’t signed off on it."
Gotta be fiscally responsible, right?

So how exactly did Ms. Wynne's Liberals managed to find an extra 70 million dollars a year for IVF to solve the "plague" of social infertility affecting Ontario lesbians.

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RELATED: “Because it’s 2015”

I'm not so sure about all this "real change"...
A New Jersey school district is facing backlash after an eighth-grade teacher gave her pupils an assignment to consider what they would do if they got drunk, had a one night stand, and contracted herpes, an incurable sexually transmitted disease.
Unbelievable.


04 November 2015

The trouble with "Basic Dictatorship"

It's so reassuring to have someone or some thing to look up to...

“There is a level of admiration I actually have for China because their basic dictatorship is allowing them to actually turn their economy around on a dime and say 'we need to go green.'"
So how's that workin' out, Glamour Boy?
"China has been using up to 17 percent more coal a year than reported. By some estimates, that means almost a billion more tons of carbon dioxide released annually."
Geez, I wonder what OUR "basic dictatorship" will do next.


So what...

...if Justin dumps 25,000 undocumented refugees in Toronto... who would even notice?

Toronto resident Kwasi Kobia, 18, has been charged with a total of 36 charges in connection with the case including attempted murder, uttering threats, careless use of a firearm, and unauthorized possession of a firearm.
And speaking of criminals...
Police charged Fathi Rashid with four counts each of sexual assault, sexual interference and criminal harassment, along with one count of invitation to touching. “This has been ongoing,” Toronto police sex crimes Detective Dan Luff said. “He’s been doing it on a monthly basis since April. I have no reason to disbelieve that there wouldn’t be more.”
And finally...
TORONTO - An unidentified woman is sought after a three-year-old boy suffered burns in a sickening and possibly random attack at a movie theatre in Bloor West Village on Halloween.

The woman, who is wanted for assault with a weapon, is described as black and middle-aged.
Real change, huh?


03 November 2015

You voted for them...

...you deserve to pay for it... Ontario's liberals to implement latest "tax on stupidity."


"You guys are way too sensitive..."

...says part-time comedian and full-time Supreme Ayatollah...celebutardfestSure, Ali... tell us the one about the Jews who bake Muslim kids blood into their matzah. That's a scream, too.


02 November 2015

A Billion here, a trillion there...

...pretty soon, you're talkin' real money...oblammer

When Mr. Obama took over in January 2009, the total national debt stood at $10.6 trillion. That means the debt will have very nearly doubled during his eight years in office, and there is much more debt ahead with the abandonment of “sequestration” spending caps enacted in 2011.
All the debt the United States managed to accumulate in 140 years... Obama has doubled it in two terms in office.

Hey, Canada... starting to feel it?

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RELATED: Who exactly voted for real change?

Shit... we're all doomed.