03 February 2012

Hang on, Mr Prosecutor...

...you're saying, what... the guys with the molotov cocktails... they're the victims?

Man... we've just gotta do something about all those gun-crazy, dumb as dogshit country boys... wait a minute...
"That’s at least 352,000 icky firearms, right in the Toronto Star‘s backyard. For a paper still trying to wrap their minds around a Harper majority and a Rob Ford mayoralty, it’s gotta be a tough pill to swallow."
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FROM THE COMMENTS:
"I'd bet that every off-duty cop in Canada would have shot the firebombers if it was THEIR house under attack."
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THE COMPASSIONATE, INTELLECTUAL LEFT REPLIES:
"Sounds from the gun nuts here that the penalty for stealing an ipod should be to be shot to death."
Posted by Anonymous to halls of macadamia at 10:43 PM, February 05, 2012
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LAST WORD: Bright lights, big city
Toronto’s two most-recent murder victims will be laid to rest Saturday, while police are busy trying to track down their killers.
I guess that's where Ian Thomson messed up... he survived.