10 December 2010

You don't tug on Superman's cape...

...and you don't mess around with, uhm... Alice...
“I think I am a real nice person. If he had come and knocked on my door, I probably would have opened it. That’s the kind of person I am. I like to laugh. I like to joke. I am a soft-hearted person.”

She dialed 911. Two days later the RCMP made an arrest.
[via reader jo]

FROM THE NATPO COMMENTS:
"Call for a cop, call for an ambulance, call for a pizza -- see which shows up first. When is she going to be charged with assault?"
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RELATED: The first thing we do...

...is hang all the lawyers...
-- VANCOUVER -- Eric Kirkpatrick was “highly compromised” by his epilepsy medication and not thinking clearly when he shot his boss several times with a shotgun, the accused killer’s lawyer told a jury Thursday.

“He had no plan to kill Ben Banky. He liked Ben Banky a lot. He respected him. They shared the same values.”
Hang on a second... who did Ben Banky murder?

And why do we let lawyers say stuff like this?