28 April 2010

Never mind toys in your cereal...

Blazing Catfur's pulling out all the stops...

Prizes! Death Threats, Fatwas & More Are Promised To The Winners! --
Note: Personal kevlar is optional... but recommended.

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FROM THE COMMENTS:

My new friend Shatzie wants me to put my... and I hope I'm getting this right... "ass on the line."

Apart from the obvious homo-erotic connotation... (a common theme in communications from my left-of-centre commenters)... it sorta sounds like an unwise thing to do.

Advice anyone?


20 comments:

Blazing Cat Fur said...

It is a public service, more details to follow.

Shatz said...

I can't see how this kind of contest poses any danger to the likes of you.Since you don't blog under your own name, it's unlikely the scary Muslims are gonna get ya. I suppose they could ...i don't dunno, spam your comments section but otherwise you're pretty safe and sound behind your monitor.

I notice the guys that bray the loudest are usually the one's too afraid to put there asses on the line.

Blazing Cat Fur said...

Schatz dear boy everyone knows who I am. I and my vehicle license have been photo'd by Islamists at events I have covered etc etc etc.

So please take a hike you little twerp.

jwkozak91 said...

Exactly. The neanderthals at "Palestine House" have cell phone cameras, Bobby P.J. Day.

Neo Conservative said...

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"super shatz brays... too afraid to put there(sic) asses on the line"

so you're admitting that the local fundies & their supporters (like yourself, shatzie?) are a danger to ordinary canadians like catfur... you know, anybody who chooses to speak their mind?

isn't that interesting. sounds like you're confusing toronto with fallujah.

so... what tricks have you got up your sleeve, jihadi-boy... hanging... beheading?

wait a minute... you're posting anonymously... doesn't that make you a pussy too?

the irony abounds.

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Shatz said...

Not you Arnie boy, everybody knows what a wretched little creep you are, it's your anonymous blogger buddy I'm talking about. So, my xenophobic friend, why don't you take a hike?

Shatz said...

My surname is Shatz, I've posted under my full name here before.

Trust me, there's nothing ordinary about Arnie, he's a paranoid little man. However, he has the courage of his convictions,unlike you.Calling me whatever name you like won't change the basic fact. You're willing to talk tough as long as no one knows your name. Impressive.

Just so we're clear, I don't support radical fringe groups of any kind, whether they be crazy Muslims or crazy right wingers like good ol' Arnie. The fact is, most Muslims in Canada are law abiding taxpaying citizens. You got a problem with that?

Neo Conservative said...

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"shatzie says... too afraid to put there(sic) asses on the line."

hmmm... forgive me, shatz... but, putting "my ass on the line"... that seems to imply that i would be in grave physical danger. it sorta sounds like you're threatening me.

do you actually think i should facilitate that process? maybe put my wife & son out there too? you want me to give you my name & address?

see... that just sounds stupid to me.

but heck, you've aroused my curiosity... how exactly DO YOU put your ass on the line, shatzie? by trolling the bt blogroll?

i dunno shatz... this is starting to sound kinda familiar.

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Blazing Cat Fur said...

Neo don't be so hard on Shatz! He obviously suffers a cognitive enfeeblement of some type.

Blazing Cat Fur said...

So nice to know our work is not in vain eh Neo?

Neo Conservative said...

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"bcf says... don't be so hard on Shatz!"

well, okay... seeing as you guys are on a first name basis... (hey, i wonder if he's the guy who was photographing your license plate).

i guess if someone does actually decide to come after our collective "asses"... we can just get the cops to ask shatz to pony up "his pals"... pun most definitely intended.

anyway... why is it the compassionate, intellectual left is all about the threats & the violence?

i don't get it.

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Shatz said...

hmmm... forgive me, shatz... but, putting "my ass on the line"... that seems to imply that i would be in grave physical danger. it sorta sounds like you're threatening me.

do you actually think i should facilitate that process? maybe put my wife & son out there too? you want me to give you my name & address?


That's rich. Even if I were inclined to threaten a faceless person I've never laid eyes on, I don't see how I COULD threaten you. Afterall, what's the worst I could get up to? Send you a nasty email? Laughable and paranoid. I guess it makes your day to think you're in some kind of mortal danger, sort of makes it all worthwhile eh?
You seem baffled that your credibility as a spokesman for whatever it is you believe in is lessened by your use of a pen name. Plenty of other folks of your ilk have families. They seem determined enough to have their say while having the courage to let others know who it is they're reading.

but heck, you've aroused my curiosity... how exactly DO YOU put your ass on the line, shatzie? by trolling the bt blogroll?

I guess what you're suggesting is that only those with enough time to write a blog are fit to comment? Do you dismiss the comments of like minded readers as they lop up your wisdom if they don't have a blog?
My work as a member of Toronto's Fire Services provides me with all the risk I need. Thanks though.
You didn't seem interested in my assertion that I believe most Muslims in this country are hard working Canadians. In fact, I put my life in the hands of such people whenever I work. Many of my colleagues, whether firefighters, police or other emergency services workers are Muslim. Do you have a problem with that?

Blazing Cat Fur said...

Most muslims are not terrorists Shatzy but most terrorists are muslims. Stating so isn't xenophobia, nor is it paranoia it is simply a fact.

Neo Conservative said...

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seriously shatzie... you're gonna pull out all the stops... and play both the firefighter AND racism cards?

read slower, my smoke-eating friend... not all of us country folk belong to the kkk... and i've never said all muslims were terrorists...

"i've had dealings with a very articulate, intelligent local muslim businessman... and the worst thing i've heard anyone say about him... is that he spends too much time on the golf course."

but, guess what? muslims aren't any more sacred to me than catholics... which i once was.

for instance... that demo down at palestine house... where the men were grabbin' their crotches like chimps and harrassing women... and yelling vile anti-semitic slogans across the street... that's unacceptable behaviour in canadian society... and i'll call them out anytime i want.

it's fairly telling that you're desperate enough to start channeling al sharpton. what's next? you gonna call me a nazi?

maybe you should stick to rolling up hose and waxing trucks. you actually wanted to impress me... you should have said you were a paramedic.

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Blazing Cat Fur said...

Playing the race card is all Shatzy and his type know Neo, the truth offends them.

Shatz said...

maybe you should stick to rolling up hose and waxing trucks. you actually wanted to impress me... you should have said you were a paramedic.

I have no idea whether or not you're a racist. I don't live in the city by the way, I just work here. I live about 6 clicks north of highway 25 and 24. I'm familiar with "country folk" having been raised on a dairy farm and I'm still trying to help the old man run it. Please believe me, I'm not interested in impressing you one bit.
The reason I bothered to comment at all ( and I'm having serious regrets ) was to challenge your perception of Muslims and to call you on your bluster. To be perfectly frank, life is too short to waste on wannabe journalists to frightened to use their real names. In the future, when I want to read fiction written by some pseud or other, I'll stick to the classics.
Take it easy big guy and lighten up a little. We get calls to deal with guys like you all the time when the old ticker starts to seize up. Guess what? We often get there before the paramedics.

Blazing Cat Fur said...

Another indignant lefty apologist flounces off into the sunset.

Shatz said...

Hey Hairball? I'm no lefty.Sorry to burst your bubble. Card carrying member of the CPC. Now I shall flounce off into the sunset. Have a good one.

Blazing Cat Fur said...

You are a very poor Bullshitter Shitzy.

Neo Conservative said...

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"shatzie the heroic firefighter, dairy farmer & card-carrying conservative says... I have no idea whether or not you're a racist."

and shatz... in a similar vein... i have no idea whether you're a murderer or a pedophile... or, indeed... how much of your commentary is entirely make-believe. the only thing you didn't claim to be here is a rabbi.

as for challenging my "perception of Muslims"... what perception is that? your innuendo is pathetic, you don't get to pull the trigger & call back the bullet.

and, hey... only you get to pronounce judgement on... what's the phrase you used... "crazy Muslims or crazy right wingers"?

it's the rest of us who are simply racists, huh?

good grief.

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