31 January 2009

And this little Iggy...

...went wee-wee-wee... all the way home...

I’m also aware that Ignatieff didn’t want to govern in a coalition with socialists and separatists. It’s common knowledge that he was the Very Last Liberal™ to sign this all-important document. Give him a big round of applause, folks.

But seriously, while his apprehension was well-founded, Ignatieff ultimately signed the document. He may not have initiated the coalition, and his written consent was surely a case of taking one for the team.

But history will always show that he was a willing participant (of sorts) in a political coup d’état.
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Yeah... like World War II

It was worth it.

“I will wait here until the night. I must vote before I die,” he said. “Maybe they are trying to steal my vote. But I will not allow it. I am still alive. I am not dead yet.”
Perhaps Iraq is actually turning a corner here...
Iraqi officials say provincial elections Saturday in the country have ended without reports of major violence.

In a vote seen as a crucial test of Iraq's stability, voters picked representatives for 14 of the country's 18 local councils. More than 14,000 candidates sought 440 seats in Iraq's first provincial elections since 2005.
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BREAKING: Another Canadian casualty

Again, underlining the stark truth, that... "freedom isn't free".
Sapper Sean David Greenfield, 25, a combat engineer based in Petawawa, Ont., died when his vehicle struck an improvised explosive device, or IED, in the western reaches of Zhari district, about 35 kilometres west of Kandahar city.

Sapper Greenfield was a member of the 3rd Battalion, of the Royal Canadian Regiment battle group.
He will be remembered.

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Drugs... the victimless crime

-- TORONTO -- Four marijuana growers were sentenced to 18 years in prison yesterday, only days after they directed police to the body of a rival which has lain at the bottom of Lake Ontario in a nylon luggage bag for more than four years.

Ka Bon Chu, 29, Ji Yang, 26, Jin Seo Park, 33, and Wei Feng, 33, all pleaded guilty to manslaughter, aggravated assault and forcible confinement in the abduction, torture and death of Pei Ding Xu, a 30-year-old Chinese immigrant who disappeared Jan. 25, 2005.

Xu's badly decomposed body was found Tuesday by police divers. The body was enclosed in a dark nylon luggage bag, weighed down with two bags of cement, 100 metres west of the Island Airport ferry docks at the base of Bathurst St.
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Okay... I'm out

As to the procedure itself, well, I'm not going to kid you. There's nothing pleasant about it.

It depends on what version you undergo, but other men have written, for example, about the horrible moment when they look down and see a puff of smoke appearing above their groin.
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GMAIL

It's all you really need...

As of this week, Gmail has reached perfection: You no longer have to be online to read or write messages. To get offline access, you first need to download and install a small program called Google Gears (except if you're using Google's Chrome browser, which comes with Gears built in).

Then, after you enable Gmail's offline capability, the system will download two months of your most recent messages, which should take 30 minutes to an hour.

Now you're good to go.
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How perfect is this?

He's gonna get a ruling from "the tyranny of nice"...

As Conservative MPs called for the national anthem to return to a rural New Brunswick school's morning rituals, the principal of the school says he is taking the matter to a human rights commission.

In a statement to CTV News Friday, Millett wrote "The only thing I really have to say at this point is that I have contacted the New Brunswick Human Rights Commission and I will be pursuing the question of accommodation around this issue of through the Human Rights Commission and hopefully some clarity will come from the ruling they provide."
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FROM THE COMMENTS:
"He's going to the HRC, the self same organizations that have been used to kill Canadian Culture? Me thinks they'll give him a medal for banning the National Athem."
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30 January 2009

I'm looking forward to the sequel...

"Kicking Your Own Ass... in Canadian Politics"
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UPDATE: "Operation Kick Myself in the Balls"

Don't worry, the Ignatieff war-room is all over this...

"I wonder if Kinsella has liquid paper all over his computer screen."
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LAST WORD: He's in Katmandoodoo.

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Well, c'mon... what you actually mean...

...is "B.C. taxpayers"... right?

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POP QUIZ

What federal political party leader is "getting all medieval"... on his discontented minions asses?

“Trudeau said MPs are nobodies 50 yards off Parliament Hill. This guy wants to make us nobodies on Parliament Hill. It’s outrageous and he’s heading toward a mutiny in six to eight months, unless he’s high in the polls.”
And that's not all... look who's wagging the dog.

In Dalton McSlippery's Ontario...

...there's no such thing as a bad boy.

Back when Neophyte was about 4 years old... and we lived in the Heart of Darkness that is downtown Toronto... Mrs Neo had occasion to take him along to a dental appointment in North York.

While Mrs N was lying in the chair, she happened to mention that we were looking to find a home out in the country. It was at that point that Neophyte cheerfully piped up and announced to all and sundry... "My daddy says Toronto is full of idiots."

Well... apparently it's not only Toronto.

Pelham's fire chief is fuming mad about a recent court decision in a case that involved a town firefighter being injured and a half-million-dollar home destroyed after it was set ablaze last year.

In a letter to Rick Bartolucci, Ontario minister of community safety and correctional services, Chief Scott McLeod outlined his frustration over an arson charge that ended up as a conviction for public mischief causing property damage, instead.

He said it sends a wrong message - arson is not a serious crime endangering lives but instead a simple property offence.
And we're not talking a shaky case that had to be knocked down for evidentiary reasons... they had these assholes dead-bang...
Firefighters found three sources for the blaze -construction paper at one site and a mix of paint thinners and wood stain at the other two on separate floors. Niagara Regional Police arrested two men on May 19 whom the fire chief was told admitted to setting the fires.

"As you can imagine, we had a sense of accomplishment regarding the day's work," said McLeod in his letter to the minister "and we felt that the case against the suspects left little room for legal manoeuvring."

McLeod said it's often difficult to prove arson because evidence such as fingerprints are lost as firefighters suppress flames.

"However, this was not the case in this incident."

Part of the evidence was paint on a finger of one man. A message was left in spilt paint at the site. With strong evidence, an injured firefighter, an apparent confession and timely charges, the fire chief thought it was "a bullet-proof case for the courts."
Read it all... I dare you.

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RELATED: Must... have... "more... social... workers"
A man who suffered multiple gunshot wounds leaving him in critical condition early this morning has stabilized following emergency surgery.

Police are not releasing any details until later this morning, but earlier, they were searching for a dark, four-door Cadillac with multiple occupants, considered armed and dangerous.
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LAST WORD: Hit me baby, one more time
"The victims are not being very cooperative right now," Const. Nabih Mansour, of 12 Division, said after the triple shooting.

Just 12 hours earlier and a few blocks north of the triple shooting, another man was gunned down.
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So Dawg, your big theory...

...about the Jehovah's Witnesses putting the kibosh on the national anthem... it kinda skips over that whole Green Party thing...

-- Upper Belleisle, N.B. -- School district superintendent Zoe Watson said the decision was made by principal Erik Millett after two parents complained about their children having to sing the anthem.

"Sometimes we have students whose parents, because of their beliefs, don't want their children to participate."
After seeing those pix of Lizzie May speaking at a Hezbollah rally... and hearing her infamous slur about Christian Crusaders... I wouldn't be surprised at anything the Greenies do...
But some in the community said that the decision may have been made because of Millett's personal beliefs. Millett ran for the Green Party in the last federal election and his website describes him as "actively involved in the peace movement."

Millett has not stated what exactly the parents complained about in regards to the anthem. Millett was not available for comment Thursday.
Hey Dawg... I bet your adoring public doesn't know you do impersonations...
"It must've been some immugrunts, prolly MOOSLUMS."
Ezra Levant... unlike poor demented Dawg... actually fleshes out this sordid tale.
"Of course, if there really were anti-anthem parents, they could have been told that the anthem is part of the school's program, and it was staying. Or they could have been told that they could exempt their own children from that three-minute exercise."

"Cancelling the entire thing -- based on mystery complaints that no-one else seems to have heard about -- is clearly the act of a rogue principal with his own agenda, not the result of any genuine parental concern."
And the coup de grace...
"How ironic: the fight-the-power punk rocker/amateur actor who idolizes anti-establishment rebels is now a low-level bureaucrat in a small school in a small town, who has become every bit the censorious petty tyrant he claims to despise."
I fear for my country.

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FROM THE COMMENTS:
"Perhaps the principal should focus on doing his job. Mr Millett's school is producing results under the provincial average and under his regions average."

Yeah, sure... that sounds good...

...maybe it was the "ethernet fairy"...

In dismissing a complaint by Ottawa resident Nellie Hechme on Thursday, the Privacy Commission said it could not explain why a Bell Canada representative identified her last year at the Canadian Human Rights Tribunal as the owner of an Internet account that was used to access stormfront.org under the pseudonym Jadewarr.
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FROM THE COMMENTS:
"I know the HRC charade has made a mockery of what constitutes evidence, due diligence and investigation, but this means that they accepted evidence that was not correct."
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29 January 2009

A rose by any other name

...might not end up at Attica... so says the Social Science Quarterly...

We examine whether a relationship exists between juvenile delinquency and first names by answering a basic question: Are juveniles with unpopular names more or less likely to become juvenile delinquents?

We add to the literature on first names by finding, regardless of race, a positive correlation between unpopular first names and juvenile delinquency. The first names of juvenile delinquents do not represent a random sample of first names in the general population.
I've never really been able to figure out the contemporary and increasingly popular rationale... of saddling kids with "unique", or more to the point, bizarro names.

I mean, however cool it may sound on that pleasure-droid on Battlestar Galactica... the fact is, your kid has to be able to survive on Planet Playground.
A 10 percent increase in the popularity of a name is associated with a 3.7 percent decrease in the number of juvenile delinquents who have that name. Because unpopular names may signal an increased propensity to commit crime, this study provides additional insight (beyond that of a discrimination motive on the part of employers) as to why job applicants with unpopular names may be disadvantaged.

We show that unpopular names are associated with juveniles who live in nontraditional households, such as female-headed households or households without two parents. In addition, juvenile delinquents with unpopular names are more likely to reside in counties with lower socioeconomic status.
Now, the study itself delivers a few import caveats... but, my feeling is... why experiment on your children at all?
These two findings suggest that unpopular names may merely be correlated with omitted factors (disadvantage home environment) that affect the propensity toward juvenile delinquency rather than being the cause of juvenile delinquency. Nevertheless, if having an unpopular name constrains employment opportunities or negatively affects how others perceive one, it is possible that names could have a causal effect on crime.

This hypothesis is consistent with the findings of Twenge and Manis (1998). They control for family background characteristics by using a paired-siblings design and report: "First names and identity appear to go hand in hand, with first names explaining a small but significant part of the variance in the psychological adjustment of the individual."
FWIW... my son is named after his maternal grandfather.

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"Who can turn the world on with a smile?"

"Who can take a nothing day and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile?"Well, ah... that'd be infamous thug, Curtis John...

-- TORONTO -- John is being charged with attempted murder and several firearm related charges. But as it turns out, police are well aware of him - he's wanted for a large number of other offences.

Investigators believe he allowed his cousin to use his I.D. after his relative was allegedly involved in the murder of 20-year-old Dominic Shearer-Hanomansingh during the Jamaica Day festivities on July 26, 2008.

He's been charged with being an accessory after the fact in that case. His cousin has since been arrested. And that's not all. John is believed to have been involved in a robbery and assault on November 27, 2008.
C'mon... everybody now...
Love is all around, no need to waste it
You can have a town, why don't you take it
You're gonna make it after all
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So I guess a "spring wedding"...

...is out of the question...

-- OTTAWA -- New Democrats have produced a series of scathing radio ads lambasting the Liberals for propping up Stephen Harper's minority Conservative government.

The ads claim Mr. Ignatieff has failed his first test as leader and has thrown in his lot with Mr. Harper; they argue that the NDP's Jack Layton is the only leader strong enough to stand up to the Prime Minister.
(h/t reader rich)

Paging "Lucy" Warman...

...oh please, please, please... don't tell me the "war on hurtful words" is over.

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Iran reaches out to USA...

...wants magical shaman to "kiss a boo-boo"... and make it go away.

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Yet another massive windfall...

...for ever-optimistic group of dedicated co-workers...
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I'm from the government...

...I'm here to save you...

-- TORONTO -- An economic development agency for beleaguered southern Ontario will do little to create jobs and is likely to become an exercise in "pork-barrel politics," critics said -- Wednesday, despite Premier Dalton McGuinty's enthusiasm about his province's share of the federal budget.

"Regional development amounts to corporate welfare and the government is terrible at picking winners and losers in business," said Kevin Gaudet, Ontario director of the Canadian Taxpayers Federation.
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28 January 2009

Jack and Gilles...

...should take a pill...

By contrast, Mr. Ignatieff's move provoked outrage from New Democratic Party Leader Jack Layton and Bloc Quebecois Leader Gilles Duceppe, who wanted the Liberals to defeat the government over the budget as early as next week.

Mr. Layton immediately slammed Mr. Ignatieff, saying the Liberals no longer had the right to claim to be the government-in-waiting. "We have a new coalition now on Parliament Hill. It's a coalition between Mr. Harper and Mr. Ignatieff."
Gee guys... Iggy's fresh off his own little coup d'etat... who could possibly have seen this sort of treachery comin' down the pike?

Politics 101, my socialist friends... "If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you."
Mr. Duceppe said when the Liberals shared their budget-amendment proposal with him, he declared, "The coalition is dead, it's finished, it's over."
Ya think?

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Well, Iggy... the good news is...

...at least you guys have had plenty of practice...

-- OTTAWA -- Liberal Leader Michael Ignatieff said his party is prepared to “swallow hard” and support the Conservative government, provided they agree to table regular updates outlining how they are living up to their commitments outlined in the federal budget.
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FROM THE COMMENTS:
"'Swallow hard'? Is that like 'Hurray hard', or do i just have my sports confused?"
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Wanna see Dr Dawg...

...and Canadian Cynic lose their collective minds? Ask them to read today's Toronto Sun... (pls note... no names have been changed to protect the guilty).

Anyway, let's get right to it... "Remember when you were a kid and people settled arguments with two ton automobiles"?

-- TORONTO -- An apprentice electrician admitted yesterday he killed a teenaged kitchen cabinet painter by driving over him in his Ford Explorer in a dispute between two groups of men outside a bar.

Gagan Deep Singh, 26, pleaded guilty to criminal negligence causing the death of Mark Shaba, 19, of Rexdale, on Oct. 21, 2007, in a dispute in the parking lot of Arizona Bar and Grill on Carlingview Dr.
Yeah... me neither.

I've gotta confess... I don't get this whole "dissing" thing. Where exactly... and no, you can't put it all on Vin Diesel... does this stupid shit come from?

At what precise moment in time, did it become acceptable to mete out an extra-judicial death penalty... because somebody didn't agree with you?

That's sure not how it used to work.

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RELATED: More bad news, Dawg...

The Hamilton Spectator is a nest of racist vipers too...
Hamilton police say they have received new information from Toronto police that Gavin Storer of Hamilton was the likely target in an execution-style shooting that killed another Hamiltonian, Msemaji Granger, 24, as they left a 50 Cent rap concert at Ontario Place on July 1, 2003.

Storer is wanted by Hamilton police for first-degree murder in the brutal beating and shooting of Shaheen Sherzady, 23, on July 1, 2007.
P.S. -- Kathy Shaidle says hi.

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Geek me out

Photosynth is a potent mixture of two independent breakthroughs: the ability to reconstruct the scene or object from a bunch of flat photographs, and the technology to bring that experience to virtually anyone over the Internet.
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Hey Iggy, you get all kung-fu...

...on the neighbourhood poodle... that doesn't necessarily mean you're ready for the wolfhound challenge...

-- OTTAWA -- Liberal MPs emerged from a meeting last night saying they expect their leader, Michael Ignatieff, will demand changes to yesterday's Conservative budget in return for their support.

It's unclear whether the Liberals would demand substantive changes or more minor concessions.
Unclear?

I bet it is.

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27 January 2009

"Then they threw tax credits..."

"...at everything but the kitchen sink. Wait a minute. Even the kitchen sink qualifies for tax relief under the new Home Renovation Tax Credit designed to keep the trades in high demand."
Now we just have to watch Iggy's stylised and elaborate courtship dance...
Shortly before Ignatieff asked for the debate to be adjourned, he said, "The house should know, this is going to be a close call."

Later, on CBC, he said, "There are positive aspects of this budget, which I believe are the result of pressure from the opposition.
That loud drumming sound you hear... is Ignatieff patting himself on the back.

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RELATED: Newsflash from Planet Pinko...
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WELCOME READERS OF WORNOUT KINSELLA

Special K has decided to throw up a list of Blogging Tories who have expressed concern about the federal budget. That's funny... his usual shtick is all about how BT'ers are "mindless robots".

C'mon buddy, make up your mind.

I suppose we shouldn't be surprised... remember WK's last big project?

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LAST WORD: Iggy's "Race Warrior" assistant

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"Oh, gawd... puh-leese..."

"...gimme my "global warming" right now!!!"
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FROM THE COMMENTS: "So lonely, he's Mr Lonely"

Hey boys & girls, it's Canadian Cynic's little pottymouth "point and shoot" troll...
Yet again.

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Dumber than...

...a bag of hummus...

An Israeli soldier has been killed and three others injured in a bomb attack on their patrol near the border with Gaza, the Israeli army has said.

Israeli troops entered Gaza backed by helicopters in response and one Palestinian was killed, medics said.

Israel has closed the border crossings into Gaza because of the attack on the patrol, Israeli officials said, stopping the flow of aid supplies to Gaza's 1.5 million residents.
"Live and DON'T learn"... that's HAMAS.

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RELATED: Think it couldn't happen here?
THINK AGAIN.
(via sda)

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LAST WORD: Well, ya gotta have priorities
In his first formal interview - granted to an Arab television network - the American leader said his job is also to show Americans that people in the Muslim world simply want to live their lives and make better lives for their children.
Well Barack, I've gotta say that... as much as I agreed with the decision... pouring tens of thousands of American soldiers into Afghanistan might just be seen here as sending a mixed message.

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Iggy's tyin' himself up in knots...

...trying to make Stephen Harper look bad, but as a taxpayer... I only have one question about today's budget... "If this puppy doesn't actually fix all our economic problems, when do we get that 34 BILLION DOLLARS back?"

Just askin'.

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RELATED: What would Warren Buffet say?

"And people, they do not know exactly what the effects are. Economists like to talk about it, but in the end they've been very, very wrong and most of them in recent years on this."
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Chalk up another one

Spent casings littered the street outside a Subway restaurant just north of Jane St. and Eglinton Ave. W., where police said a man was a victim of a drive-by shooting on Denison Rd. E., around 8 p.m.

The man was shot six times in the lower body and several bullets hit a nearby house, Det. Gord McNeilly said at the scene.
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RELATED: "Baby, it's cold outside"

Toronto... not as friendly as you might think...
A $50,000 reward has been offered in the murder investigation of a young man gunned down on a North York street last year.

"It was a very cold, wintery night and the streets were mostly empty except for passing vehicles," Borg said. "It was only when a TTC employee on a passing TTC bus saw what he believed was a person laying lifeless on a sidewalk that anyone stopped to help Shawn McLean. By then, Shawn's fate had already been determined."

Later, as police began canvassing the area, they discovered nearby residents had heard more than one gunshot echo around the scene, but none bothered to report them to police.
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FROM THE COMMENTS:
"Now that Torontonians realize that there's no point in calling the police about gunfire, non-criminals should be allowed to have guns too."
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WELCOME, YET AGAIN, READERS OF NOTED HUMANITARIAN CANADIAN CYNIC

Yes, yes, CC... we all know how kind & compassionate you are. Say, while we're at it... let's revisit your pet theory about those dastardly, evil Jews.

Hey... we could always get a second opinion from your "fellow cynic"... the mysterious "sjwalter".

And, of course, there's CC's magnum opus...

Remember Canadian Cynic's message to Wanda Watkins, whose son Lane was killed in Afghanistan?
"With all due respect, Wanda, fuck you and your grief. It's not the job of the rest of Canada to continue to let its soldiers die just so you can sleep better at night."
And, CC... bombarding my comment threads with dozens of stupid trolls... who exactly is that gonna impress?
I'm thinkin'... you might wanna tweak those meds again.
BOO!!!

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26 January 2009

Forget about that Gitmo thing...

...let's deal with the real threats to our safety and security...

"The Crown says it will disclose evidence of a clandestine, undercover investigation in 2006 into the illegal sale of dangerous substances stored on the farm, sometimes on clear display."
Oh... my... gawd...

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RELATED: Where the fix... is a bigger problem
-- OTTAWA -- Payments to Indian residential school survivors, meant to compensate them for mistreatment, have led to suicides, substance abuse and depression across the country, documents obtained by Canwest News Service show.

In British Columbia alone, according to a member of one survivors' group, two dozen deaths have been attributed to the payments.
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Even Planet Pinko...

...is having second thoughts about boarding the Iggy train...

Maybe there's a reason...

...the crime stats are through the roof...

Police in the Windy City are red faced after a 14-year-old boy infiltrated the force, posed as a cop, and actually got assigned to a squad car as a rookie before anyone caught on.

The kid managed to secure a replica of a real police uniform, showed up at a local station on Saturday and even got assigned to a squad car.

To make matters worse, he was on patrol for five hours with a partner before anyone figured out what was going on.

What gave him away? A crucial detail. His get-up was missing a star that's supposed to be on the regulation uniform.
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Hope, Change and...

"Well... we can always dig up the backyard and plant turnips."

By some estimates the leverage of U.S assets is as high as 50:1. It will take a lot more to buy fictional assets with fictional money.

By the way, Democrats are already indicating that they will funnel "stimulus" into their political programs.

Welcome to the making of revolution.

Posted by: xiat at January 26, 2009 11:31 AM
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I guess you can't be too careful

The thing is... if stuff like yoga is on your "theatens my belief system" list... where exactly do you rank the rest of the many scary facets of the non-Islamic world?

Although the ruling is not legally binding, most devout Muslims are likely to adhere to it — as they consider it sinful to ignore a fatwa.

The Ulema Council decided on the ban, which follows a similar edict in neighbouring Malaysia, over concerns that the faith of Muslim yoga practitioners would be weakened if they take part in Hindu rituals like chanting mantras, Amin said.

“Those who perform yoga purely for health reasons or sport will not be affected,” Amin said.

“We only prohibit activities that can corrupt Islamic values.”
Yes, yes, Dawg... I know... I'm not supposed to talk about this stuff.

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FROM THE COMMENTS: Ask a compassionate lefty intellectual...
Dawg... is that you?

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RELATED: A "surprising" breath of fresh air
"At this time we have to also recall the overwhelming responsibility of Hamas," he said. "I intentionally say this here - Hamas is a terrorist movement and it has to be denounced as such."

He added there would be no dialogue with Hamas, and its use of terrorism against Israeli civilians meant it was not a legitimate resistance movement.
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LAST WORD: Do the math
The answer is obvious: local politicians have done their math.

There are only 8,000 Jews in Calgary, and more than 75,000 Muslims. Denouncing anti-Semitic bigotry is fine for politicians when the bigots are politically powerless neo-Nazi skinheads.

When they're radical Muslims, funded by Saudi Arabia, the politicians fall silent.
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Power... to some of the people

I guess Orwell was right...

...some animals are more equal than others...

If all of the NDP MPPs decide to work against the legislation, a filibuster – speaking to the motion at great length – could extend that indefinitely.
Looks like the Dippers... like their Liberal colleagues... are flexible...
The philosophical reasons for this NDP opposition are moot. Last year, the NDP acquiesced to back-to-work legislation for the TTC after just a single full day of service withdrawal.
Funny how that works.

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25 January 2009

The next best thing...

...to having Steffi driving that Big Red Bus...

Opposition parties are threatening to vote down this week's much-anticipated Conservative budget because it contains a potentially contentious proposal to permanently slash taxes for middle-class Canadians.
Yeah... holy crap... who'd be in favour of that?

But hey... it gets better... "they stab it with their steely knives, but they just can't kill the beast"...
Meanwhile, NDP Leader Jack Layton said Sunday that he is still in talks with his Liberal counterpart, Michael Ignatieff, about toppling the Tories this week and installing an opposition government, which would be supported by the Bloc Quebecois.

"We have stayed in touch, and I think there is a fundamental desire for change and optimism," Layton told Question Period.
Yeah Jacko... you keep tellin' yourself that.

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RELATED: Uh-huh, it's a conservative thing...

...you wouldn't understand...
Sen. John McCain said he plans to vote against President Obama's economic stimulus plan, expressing frustration with a lack of bipartisanship in crafting the $825 billion package and leaving open the chance of a filibuster unless more tax breaks are included.
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FROM THE COMMENTS:
"We expect such idiocy from Jack Layton, but if Iggy's pretending to be a Canadian for a while, he's not doing a very good job of it."
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"Animal rights activists from PETA..."

"...People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, and AnimaNaturalis stage a naked protest in Barcelona, Spain on Jan. 25, 2009. (AP Photo/Manu Fernandez)"
Funny... how real bloody, battered bodies are considered less newsworthy... than the staged ones.

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Obambo - First Blood

Apparently, the new American President... is just as megalomaniacal & bloodthirsty as the last guy...

Angry demonstrators at a big rally in eastern Afghanistan on Sunday condemned a U.S-led raid against Taliban insurgents in their area they say killed 16 Afghan civilians.

President Hamid Karzai also has criticized the operation, saying civilian deaths in anti-terror raids are helping the cause of extremist forces.
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Mayor's office... yet again...

...strangely silent on which gun club these folks belonged to...

A Toronto Police officer was shot in the head last night after a Beer Store robbery in which several people were threatened with a shotgun. The officers first on the scene tried to arrest one of the suspects when there was a confrontation that led to the shooting, police said.

Police nabbed one hiding in the backyard of a Campbell Ave. home but late last night were still searching for the second. Officers found several spent shotgun shells and some that hadn't been fired inside a sock along Rankin Cres.
Of course... it's not really that surprising... this is the reality of what Toronto has become.
The incident capped a week of brazen firearm violence -- including an incident in which two people were shot in a crowded Entertainment District nightclub early yesterday morning.
But hey... the important thing here... mediawise, anyway... is that nobody got tasered.

Funny how that works.

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FROM THE COMMENTS:
"Ah yes, let us look at two of the actual charges (one each per perp): 'Possession of a firearm contrary to a prohibition order'."
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LAST WORD: A little sociological "paint by numbers"

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24 January 2009

"How does a child..."

"...who's been in the U.S. since he was 4 or 5 become convinced to leave his parents and go to war in Somalia?"

A number of families across Minneapolis are wondering the same thing.
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RELATED: The new regime commences...
"Operation Punch Yourself in the Face"
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LAST WORD: I have just one question...
"Whether it's for religious or family value reasons, this is a public education system, it's secular and we're serving the public," he said. "Is it right or is it fair for children who are not allowed to sing the anthem to be forced to?
Who exactly is it... that's "not allowed" to sing "Oh Canada"?

(via bluelikeyou)

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FROM THE COMMENTS: I bet you didn't know...

...Dr Dawg does impersonations...
"It must've been some immugrunts, prolly MOOSLUMS."
I guess that's what passes for reasonable discourse on Planet Pink.

Down, boy! Down!

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WELCOME ACOLYTES OF FREEDOM FIGHTER DR DAWG

Who exactly is the Dawgster protecting today... Hezbollah, the Green party... baby seals?
"The JWs have had a long history of persecution in Canada."
Oh Dawg... step away from the hookah.

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Yeah, it looks like a urine sample...

...but it can't be that bad for you, right?

I got about half way through it and decided to look at what was in Dole "100% Juice." I figured it was from concentrate and I wasn't wrong, but I did get a surprise.

Concentrate from ten different countries? Holy crap.

Looking at that list, I probably wouldn't even drink the water from seven out of the ten.

Seriously, why would Pepsico need to get apple concentrate from China? Although I suppose it probably is pretty cheap to get juice from apples grown in the composted shit piles of a thousand peasants.

Once you chip off the lead coating, I mean.
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With all this "stimulation"...

...we're talkin' "multiple Obamagasms"...

1. The House Democrats’ bill will cost each and every household $6,700 additional debt, paid for by our children and grandchildren.

2. The total cost of this one piece of legislation is almost as much as the annual discretionary budget for the entire federal government.

3. President-elect Obama has said that his proposed stimulus legislation will create or save three million jobs. This means that this legislation will spend about $275,000 per job.

The average household income in the U.S. is $50,000 a year.
Read it all... I dare you.

[via sondrakistan]

Come for the 'Clubbin'...

...stay for the trauma team...

One man was shot in the leg and arm while a woman suffered a minor injury when a gunman opened fire in a crowded Entertainment District nightclub this morning, Toronto Police say.

A 21-year-old woman was hurt in the face by flying shrapnel, police said.
Just another reason why.

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Saudis not happy with Bush-lite

Where's OUR "hope and change?", cries Middle East.

A senior member of Saudi Arabia's ruling family has warned the US that it needs to change attitudes over the Arab-Israeli conflict.

Prince Turki al-Faisal, a former Saudi intelligence chief and former ambassador to the US, said a failure to alter policies could threaten links.
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RELATED: OTOH... if HAMAS is pissed...

...he's obviously doing something right...
"Obama is insisting on not bringing any change even though his campaign slogan promised to bring change," Hamdan told Al-Jazeera television in an interview.

The spokesman said Obama should have talked about the need for Israel not to attack Gaza rather than for Hamas to stop its rocket fire.
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"We are worried about 'the cow'..."

"...when it is all about the 'Ice Cream'."

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23 January 2009

Tonight's Moonbat Moment

CTV's Robert Fife is decrying the Conservative Party's... wait for it... "classic media spin."

Apparently, after weeks of angrily demanding to hear what the government is planning to do about the "financial crisis" they've been hysterically decrying... CTV has decided they don't want that information after all.

Strangely and coincidentally, Iggy is on a tear about it too.

Do these guys ever listen to themselves?

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RELATED: This is horrible, terrible... wait...

The Conservatives' decision to reveal budgetary measures before the document is officially released follows a precedent started by Paul Martin when he was Minister of Finance in the previous Liberal government, according to David Docherty, a political scientist at Wilfrid Laurier University.
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He's so utterly magnificent...

...he can have it both ways...

Yesterday, Mr. Obama put out a statement reaffirming his support for abortion rights. He also called for steps to be taken to reduce the number of abortions.
It's true... he's a magic man.

A week ago... these numbers would have been 99-1 against.
"Given Barack Obama's desire to close Guantanamo, do you think it's time for Ottawa to bring home Omar Khadr?"
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WELCOME READERS OF HOARY OL' SOCIALIST STOOGELEFT

Apparently, after 8 long years of insanely hysterical "Bush Derangement Syndrome"... all dissent, all criticism... of the President of the United States must now stop.

Effective immediately, huh Stooge?

Hey... it worked for Josef Stalin.

P.S., your Stoogeliness... you forgot to include Rex Murphy...
"Barack Obama could read a string of fortune cookie messages and some people would come away thinking they'd heard the Gettysburg address."
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FROM THE COMMENTS:
"Stoogeleft/Balbulican says... I don't really give a rat's ass about your opinion."
Yowsah, Bully... I'd hate to see what'd happen if you actually did care.

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"If you love something..."

"...set it free. If it comes back to you, it's yours."

"If it comes back and shoots you in the face, it never was."
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Hope, change and...

"Hey, Rocky... watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat."

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RELATED: Yeah... I BET they did

Pakistani leaders had expressed hope Obama would halt the attacks, more than 30 of which have been launched since the middle of last year, reportedly killing several senior militants.
Hope, change and... "rest in pieces."

(via sda)

22 January 2009

It might be a little quiet...

...around "the halls" tomorrow.

Not sure what anybody out there knows about pneumonia... but take it from me... not as much fun as it sounds.

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Maybe Windsor taxpayers...

...should think about hiring the Amazing Kreskin...

“That’s really troubling,” said Coun. Alan Halberstadt. “You have two years of no documentation of what went on? Is that what they are telling you?”

Four of Enwin’s original six board members are still in charge today, including Mayor Eddie Francis, who did not return phone calls for comment.

In the June 21, 2000 minutes, Edwards said, “the company has been very busy, including the following issues.”

But then, eight of the 12 issues listed were blacked out.
(h/t reader simeon)

You learn something...

...every day...

"Arar was never cross-examined on his allegations because he did not testify at the commission that bears his name."
Yeah, yeah... we're all shocked.

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FROM THE COMMENTS:
"What do you expect for $33.5 million?"

"We have a legal system. Not a justice system."
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Odiously historic

A reader writes...

Yesterday at work, the entire hospital was "dead" between 12 and 1 when Obama gave his speech. So many people interested. And when I kept working, people said to me: "aren't you afraid of missing history?".

The number of people walking around saying things about how the economy is now saved or how terrorism and Israel/Palestine will be solved, poverty, Health Care for all etc. etc.

There are a lot of people with hightened expectations that Obama will deliver on whatever they think their key issue is.

The thing is that US foreign and domestic policy is largely driven by multiple factors outside of the president's control. Mark my words, Obama is simply Bush III.

Sure Obama is half black, and that is historical. Except I don't place much emphasis on the "first" whatever, unless it is the very first person to do something significant.

But I did feel something yesterday, and that was this feeling similar I think to what perhaps some Roman citizens felt near the end of the Empire, when the crowd wanted "free" bread, when corruption ran unheeded, and when the Emperor was propped up by making outrageous promises and spending massive treasure for the crowds only to be dragged out into the streets months later by an angry mob.

Obama is going to spend trillions of dollars on corporate welfare programs and government programs. That is money the US doesn't have, and debt that GDP growth can no longer outgrow. He's doing it on the backs of children and future Americans. And so are we in Canada.

That is odiously historic. And history repeats itself.
As does the mainstream media.

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LAST WORD:
In 2004, George W. Bush continued dividing America with his divisive policies by divisively winning the election with 50.7 per cent of the vote. In 2008, Barack Obama united the entire world in a unifying spirit of unity by winning with 52.9 per cent of the vote.

That 2.2 per cent makes a massive difference, apparently. What the media actually means with all this talk of Obama uniting everybody is that a majority of voters finally supported the media’s candidate; you can feel the unity in every US newsroom, from the New York Times to the Chicago Tribune.

And beyond.

Three weeks... five murders

Perhaps, instead of harassing law-abiding members of Toronto gun clubs... Mayor Miller should be considering "a surge"...

A 19-year-old man found shot to death on Keele St. Tuesday night is Toronto’s fifth homicide victim of 2009.

Emergency workers were called to Keele St. and Donald Rd., just south of Eglinton Ave., around 10:45 p.m. by a TTC bus passenger who heard gunshots.

They arrived to find the man sprawled on the sidewalk, suffering two gunshot wounds to his chest.
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UPDATE: More slaughter in Hogtown...
-- TORONTO -- A man has been taken to hospital after a shooting at a downtown Toronto subway station Thursday morning.

Lyla Millar said two ambulances responded. One of the ambulances transported a male victim believed to be in critical condition to a trauma centre in Toronto.
No word yet from "His Blondeness" on which gun club is responsible.

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21 January 2009

"Uh, no pressure, dude"

What pisses me off is how grateful all these expats sound, how relieved they are they can finally stop pretending they’re Canadian.

I’m not grateful; frankly I profoundly resent the implication that my own personal worth has anything whatsoever to do with who half the American voters chose.

I have to be honest with you, at this point, I almost feel sorry for the guy.

Whenever I had a few minutes today to surf the news, all I saw were articles about Obama Fever and the high expectations and how he is going to FIX EVERYTHING TOMORROW.
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FROM THE COMMENTS:
"Frankly I'd be much more suprised if France elected a Jewish leader, or Quebec elected anyone but some white francophone. Heck half the time I am suprised when Europeans elect a woman as leader considering the behaviour of many of the ones I have met while on my travels."
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"Hope, Change and..."

"...kiss my ass you evil neocons."

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RELATED: Whatever happened to critical thinking?

What if a Republican president submitted for cabinet confirmation...

1. A Treasury Secretary with supervisory powers over the IRS who failed to report and pay taxes on over $100,000 in personal income?

2. A Commerce Secretary who had to withdraw because of an investigation into "pay to play" allegations in the state where he sits as governor?

3. A Secretary of Transportation revealed to be the king of earmarks while in Congress?

[read it all]
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"The 2005 Bush inauguration..."

"...despite occurring in boom times, was, I remember, deemed by the media as crass and a rich man’s fest, insensitive to the general poverty around."

"The more than twice as expensive 2009 Obama inauguration, despite occurring in a severe recession, is a measured and proper celebration of diversity and landmark progress. Annuit coeptis indeed."
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Hope, Change and...

...what the hell happened to my "peace train"?

-- KANDAHAR, Afghanistan -- Construction is underway at a frenzied pace at the main NATO military base in Kandahar province to prepare for the extra U.S. soldiers deploying to the country in the coming months as part of U.S. President Barack Obama's troop surge.

Obama, inaugurated Tuesday as the 44th U.S. president, intends to add more than 20,000 U.S. troops to the ranks of some 34,000 American soldiers already in Afghanistan. The first wave is supposed to arrive this spring.
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FROM THE COMMENTS:
Obama's actions in Afghanistan: "sound and necessary for our time."

Bush's Iraq surge "a dangerous and thoughtless aggravating action."
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RELATED: The heavy weight of war

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20 January 2009

Obamagasm

Being out and about today... getting cars and computers back on their respective highways... I missed the most egregious moments of the all-too-predictable media slobberfest about this most miraculous of days.

And tonight, a mere 10 minutes of CTV gush-master Lloyd Robertson convinced me that I had indeed made the smart choice.

Strangely enough... the best line I've heard about the BIG DAY came from last nights Jon Stewart show... "Obama's inaugural speech is gonna make the "Gettysberg Address" look like a series of simian grunts."

I know it was supposed to be mocking the media freakout... but it captured the flavour of the day so perfectly.

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FROM THE COMMENTS:

"It was hard to avoid. Even the sports channels had it. Apparently, nothing happened at all in the world yesterday other than the coronation."
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LAST WORD: Take me now, Lord...
"I wanted to pick a very optimistic color, that had sunshine," she said. "I wanted her to feel charmed, and in that way would charm everybody."
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Well, I've been computerless...

...for most of the day and it's not a nice feeling.

Something snuck past my anti-virus last night and hammered Vista into a coma. I've just spent an afternoon with a friend putting Windows XP Pro onto this machine instead.

The most interesting part of the exercise is finding XP drivers for my Acer laptop... it doesn't seem to like walking backwards down the operating system footpath.

Ah, well... almost done.

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"They paved paradise..."

"...and put up an Aphasia Centre"...
Geez, that's a toughie... I can't count up to three either.

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Apparently Hillary was "sloppy seconds"

U.S. Vice-President's office... calls Vice-President's wife a liar...

After the exchange aired on television three hours later, Biden spokeswoman Elizabeth Alexander denied Jill Biden's account in a statement e-mailed to reporters.

“To be clear, president-elect Obama offered vice-president-elect Biden one job only — to be his running mate,” the statement said. “And the vice-president-elect was thrilled to accept the offer.”
Don't miss the part where Biden explains how he's not a "yes man".

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19 January 2009

Looks like the Globe & Mail...

...finally lost their picture of 12 year-old Omar...
But look what just popped up.

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Is a picture worth...

...50,000 words?

"Mr. Dziekanski, who did not speak English, spent more than 10 hours lost and disoriented before he began throwing around furniture, drawing the attention of police."
As long as we're having a long, drawn out taxpayer-funded inquiry... I wanna know... "How exactly does an unemployed, non-English speaking, middle-aged alcoholic with obvious mental health issues get to the front of the immigration queue?"

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FROM THE COMMENTS: The compassionate left responds...
Well, my friend... how could anybody possibly argue with that impeccably reasoned thesis?

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From the people who brought you...

...lead-painted baby toys...

Those who were caught cheating were not just disqualified from the application process. Their names and identification numbers will now be placed on a database used by recruiters throughout the public sector.

An editorial in a state newspaper, the China Daily, suggested they had got off lightly.

It reminded its readers in that in imperial times cheats were executed.
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FURTHER READING: "Lost on Planet China"
"When I first arrived, I wasn’t exactly feeling the love for China. The pollution was apocalyptic. The presence of hideously disfigured children begging on the streets suggested a cruel society."

"And for all the vaunted economic reforms, this new China seemed to encourage a kind of Darwinism—the strong prosper, the weak are crushed."
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"Victorious, wise and responsible"

Yeah... I want some of what this death-worshipping maniac is smoking...

Though he called the war, in which more than 1,300 Gazans and 13 Israelis died, a "popular victory" for Palestinians, Haniyeh said Hamas's decision to declare a truce on Sunday was "wise and responsible".
Seriously... who are these freaks?

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RELATED: But, but, but... he's a homegrown hero
Mr Poggia said he had been contacted by Mr Zaidi's family and was drafting a letter to the Swiss foreign ministry requesting its assistance in granting him political asylum.

"Even if many Iraqis support his act, he is at the mercy of all kinds of extremists..." he said.
Extremists in Iraq? Say it isn't so.

I'm so glad that that kind of thing could never touch us here in Canada.

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Speaking of "scary, hidden" agendas

The city of Montreal says it plans to pass a bylaw forbidding people to wear masks or face coverings at public demonstrations - a bylaw that civil-rights experts say could turn out to be unconstitutional.

Montreal police have asked the city for the bylaw, saying they want to be able to identify participants in violent protests.
This being Canada, there will, of course, be... the usual exceptions...
For example, protesters would be allowed to cover their faces for religious reasons, and during cold winter events, said Claude Dauphin, chairperson of the public-security committee.
So, who are the folks who show up to the party incognito?
In North America and Europe, young masked demonstrators have usually been linked with the political left wing or with anarchist movements.

In Quebec, masked demonstrators showed up at some Liberal Party events during last fall's provincial election campaign.
Yeah... I'm shocked.

(h/t reader rich)

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"For every attack..."

"...there will be a response."

The IDF has created a "price list" based on which it will formulate its response to future Hamas attacks following the implementation of a cease-fire in the Gaza Strip.

Under the cease-fire, the IDF will not assassinate senior Hamas leaders who come out of hiding but will renew targeted killings if the rocket attacks continue.

We will not return to our past policy of restraint," a senior defense official explained.
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18 January 2009

Iggy-love

I've just run across the Canadian equivalent of full-fledged Oba-mania at the Globe & Mail... as illustrated by this slobbery paean to the Puffin Party...

"But he made no mention of the Liberal—NDP coalition that is supposedly still waiting in the wings to take power if Stephen Harper's government does not survive a budget vote."
Funny... uber-journalist Campbell Clark seems to have forgotten that there was a third partner in this unholy alliance.

Poor ol' Gilles is mysteriously left out... yet again.

So Campbell, I have only one question... "Exactly how many whiskies does it take to get that taste outta yer mouth?"

Hope, Change... and oops... silly me.

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UPDATE: Let the Moonbattery commence...

The CTV affiliate in Ottawa just publicly wet their journalistic pants... leading off with obsequious coverage of... "the party for one of the MOST IMPORTANT MOMENTS IN HISTORY!"

Really?

The discovery of germ theory? Nuclear fission? Putting a man on the moon?

They've all been superceded?

Well... thanks for letting us know.

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La-la Land

"I don't know why any of this is a surprise, we live in the age of Viagra where nature is defied nightly. The entire world is becoming nothing more than a giant prop for those who wish to live in fantasy land."

"'Let's pretend' is the name of the game. We have all just pretended ourselves into a depression of sorts. A lot of us pretended we were 'richer than we think'. That was a slogan used by the Scotia Bank until recently."

Posted by: Jack at January 18, 2009 12:31 PM
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Oops... they did it again

Despite making all sorts of pretty little noises about a week-long truce... bloodthirsty HAMAS just couldn't keep their lyin' fingers off the trigger...

A volley of rockets has been fired into southern Israel from Gaza, hours after a unilateral Israeli ceasefire began.

At least four out of seven rockets landed near the town of Sderot, with no reports of injuries. Israel launched an air strike on Gaza in response.
Israel, on the other hand, once again demonstrated that they are true to their word...
Israeli aircraft struck the militants who launched the rockets from the northern Gaza town of Beit Hanoun, the military said.
Okay, Omar... your move.

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Of course...

...the viability of the cease-fire depends on a bunch of guys who strap explosives to their kids...

Prime Minister Ehud Olmert declared Operation Cast Lead a victory Saturday night and threw the ball into Hamas's court, declaring a unilateral cease-fire that suspends the three-week operation, whose future depends on whether Hamas continues to fire on Israel.

According to what was decided Saturday night, Israel will stop its offensive, but will keep the IDF forces in place, see how Hamas responds and whether an effective mechanism will be set up on the border to stop smuggling.

If so, then discussions will begin on withdrawing the troops. If not, the operation will continue.
Okay HAMAS... your move.

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UPDATE: And the Globe spin machine revs up
-- GAZA CITY, Gaza Strip -- Hamas offered Israel an immediate weeklong truce Sunday, HOURS AFTER Israel silenced its guns and grounded its aircraft, but the Palestinian group conditioned long-term quiet on a complete Israeli withdrawal from the territory.
So how exactly does this work?

Israel implements a unilateral ceasefire... but the media decides to frame it as a HAMAS initiative... conditional, of course, on Israel accepting the terrorist's latest demands.

Wake up, folks... and smell the propaganda.

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17 January 2009

I'm sure Obama can fix it

Looks like North Korea wants back into the game... trouble is, table stakes are "flat, black and glows in the dark."

A U.S. expert says North Korea has "weaponized" its plutonium, producing four to five warheads. Pyongyang now wishes to be treated as a nuclear weapon state.

"They say if you can deal with Russia and China, and other countries, India, as nuclear powers, why can't you deal with us?"
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“Meanwhile, from planet Klein…”

Many years ago a gentleman of Albanian background shot and killed a Kodiak bear in Toronto’s old Riverdale zoo. He had nothing against bears, he explained later, but walking past the bear pit one day he heard the bears talking about taking over the world.

The big Kodiak was their ringleader.
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RELATED: Yeah, HAMAS... let's talk indiscriminate killing...

First they came... for the streetcleaners
A witness named Shamsullah described a chaotic scene immediately following the blast. He said several Kabul city workers who were cleaning the road were killed. He said he saw four or five people wounded in the road, crying for help.

A Taliban spokesman later claimed credit for the attack, saying the bomber was targeting vehicles believed to be carrying German officers.
Once again... the capricious and unknowable "Will of Allah."

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Sorry, all I get from this...



...is that, apparently... "ART" now begins... where stupid fraternity stunts leave off...

"It's about all of us," said Delvoye, who counts actor Charlie Chaplin and the literary character Willy Wonka and his chocolate factory as inspirations for the sculpture.
Admittedly, I'm just a knuckle-draggin' neocon... but my tastes run a little more this way...


Farewell Andrew Wyeth.

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Remember when you were a kid...

...and people settled disagreements by severing major blood vessels?

-- TORONTO -- Emergency crews found the 18-year-old man stabbed near Davenport and Old Weston Rds. around 11:30 p.m. yesterday, Toronto Police homicide Det.-Sgt. Steve Ryan said this morning.

The victim was known to police, though investigators haven't found any gang affiliation.
Yeah... me neither.

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UPDATE: Latest murder victim identified
Kevin Boateng may have had his run-ins with police, but behind his tough facade was a warm heart, a "lovely boy," his heartbroken family said yesterday.

"He was a humble boy, a very special boy."
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LAST WORD: That's the most important thing, huh?

..."don't snitch"...
Toronto has recorded its fourth homicide of 2009 -- and the victim refused to co-operate with police even as he lay dying."
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Maybe this makes me a wuss...

...but after the first half dozen instances... maybe I'm stayin' inside and playin' scrabble.


Lemme see... buried AND asphyxiated.

Yeah, I'm out.

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UPDATE: Here we go again

-- TUMBLER RIDGE -- Another snowmobiler has been killed by an avalanche this weekend in B.C.

According to RCMP the snowmobiler was “highmarking” at the time. Highmarking is when a snowmobiler attempts to set the highest track mark in the snow while travelling up the side of a hill.
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16 January 2009

Tonights CTV Moonbat Moment

Almost fell off my chair this evening as Owly Oliver got the call tonight to explain the origin of the terms "left" and "right". And the Birdman jumped in with both feet. For instance, I bet you didn't know that the Liberals are not a leftwing party.

According to Oliver, the Libs are smack in the center of the political spectrum.

I was also amazed to learn that Stephen Harper himself... the man... according to Oliver anyway... yanking the Conservatives further & further to the right... is also personally responsible for taking the word "progressive" out of Progressive Conservative.

I was waiting for Oliver to try place the Prime Minister on the "grassy knoll" outside the Texas Book Depository... but apparently cooler heads prevailed in the Editing Bay.

They don't even bother to try hide the bias anymore.

Amazing.

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FROM THE COMMENTS:

"Both CTV and CBC are competing for those coveted Liberal Senate seats that the Junta will hand out. Senator Mansbridge, Senator Oliver, Senator Boag, etc."
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RELATED: The Toronto "Red" Star wants in
"To the Progressives at #1 Yonge Street, all rights are relative, or at least would be, if only Israel would give them the chance to go into Gaza and show pictures of bloody babies."
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Mashaal sticks gun in own mouth...

...threatens to pull trigger...

Hamas leader Khaled Mashaal rejected Israel's conditions for a Gaza cease-fire and demanded an immediate opening of the territory's borders, taking a tough line Friday as he asked Arab countries to back him by cutting off any ties with Israel.

The stance undermines a cease-fire proposal that Egypt is trying to mediate.
Now, there's a constructive strategy. But really... how can anybody negotiate with anyone so obviously disconnected from reality.
Mashaal set down Hamas's view of the conflict, trying to fend off suggestions from Egypt and Saudi Arabia that its rocket attacks were to blame for sparking the Israeli assault.
Live and don't learn... that's HAMAS.

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Lions and Tigers and God... oh my

Let's see if that "free speech" thing applies to everybody equally.

-- TORONTO -- "I think most of these ads ... are responding to a version of God and Christianity that is grounded in a kind of judgment and fear and guilt," Mr. Giuliano said in an interview.

"I don't believe in that God either."
Take a ride on the Atheist Bus.

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UPDATE: Pope 1 - Atheists 0
"Italian atheists lose bid to run advertisements on city buses."
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Hope, Change and...

...Crawford, Texas...

The incoming Obama administration will vigorously defend congressional legislation immunizing U.S. telecommunication companies from lawsuits about their participation in the Bush administration's domestic spy program.

That was the assessment Thursday by Eric Holder, President-elect Barack Obama's choice for attorney general, who made the statement during his confirmation hearings before the Senate Judiciary Committee.
That's weird. So far the new guy is behaving a lot like the old guy.

Only now... seems like nobody's getting insane with rage.

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RELATED: They could teach Mao a thing or two...

...about "cult of personality"...
-- BRAMPTON -- Rowntree Public School is grooving to a reggae-infused hip-hop beat; Grade 4 boys are breakdancing beside Ms. Boudreau's desk while Grade 1 kids bop tentatively in a room down the hall.

From the speakers blasts Michael Franti and Spearhead's uplifting "Obama song": "Building blocks of a new vow/ A million stops and a new route ..."

"We listen to classical music every day, but this week we're listening to Barack," says fast-talking, fast-walking principal Kyra Kristensen-Irvine.
Sounds a little too much like "re-education" to me.

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Bright Lights, Big City

Toronto... where, apparently, even murderers need their 15 minutes of fame...

A man who recently described his suddenly deceased elderly neighbour as "always friendly" has been charged with her murder.

Mohammed Hamadeh, who lives doors away from the slain woman and is the father of three children, was taken into custody today and charged with first degree murder.
Just another reason why.

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RELATED: A reader writes...
"Just picked this up off the Toronto Sun. What do you think - the Irish mob?"
No word yet from Mayor Miller's office... on which gun club they belonged to.

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15 January 2009

Ask an Opposition Leader

Iggy comes out loud and clear... "Welcome back Khadr"...

Our party’s position is long-standing and clear: the government must ensure Mr. Khadr’s rights as a Canadian citizen. I am calling on Prime Minister Stephen Harper to work with the Obama Administration to facilitate Mr. Khadr’s return to Canada on an urgent basis.
[via dmb]

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RELATED: That's strange, I don't hear any crying...

...for 107 dead Canadian soldiers...
Many audience members could be seen crying as Mr. Edney described some of his Guantanamo Bay experiences. In one instance, he explained to the crowd how some prisoners at the Naval base tried to kill themselves, even as their hands and feet were shackled.

“You commit suicide by chewing on your wrists.”
Except, of course... that Omar didn't.

Anybody got the actual number of deaths by suicide at Gitmo? I "googled" it a bunch of different ways and came up with nothing.

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Exciting new contest...

...as leftosphere explodes into a million tiny pieces...
Hey, count me in... I love a good coup d'etat.
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Dear Donna... that's not "support"...

...that's a Chuck Norris movie......

Yesterday, TDSB executive superintendent Donna Quan told the Sun there will be no officer at the school this year.

The community consultations, held sometime between the mid-November stabbing and Dec. 15, were held at three schools in the area including C.W. Jefferys, she said, adding there was 150 to 200 people at the meeting.

"There will be a group who will say, 'Yes, we do need them,' " Quan said. "Based on consultation, the general consensus is "ANOTHER FORM OF SUPPORT" would be better or would be needed."
So Donna, lemme see if I'm reading you here. That other "form of support"... it's prepared to go toe-to-toe with pistol-packin' gangbangers?
While board officials stress C.W. Jefferys is a safe school, it has been the site of a murder, a stabbing and, as an investigation by lawyer Julian Falconer revealed, an alleged gang sexual assault.
Just another day in the neighbourhood, huh?

Hey, I hear they're gonna change the school motto to... "We don' need no steenkin' badges".

Oh well... as long as it's not my kid on the chopping block.

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Or, I suppose...

...you could simply hire more social workers...

-- LONDON -- Those who show they are committed to the country, for example by doing voluntary service, could have their probation reduced to as little as a year.

But those committing minor offences would face delays of five years or more, while any sent to jail would be immediately considered for deportation.

“Migration only works if it brings benefits and these measures will ensure that only those migrants that make a positive impact on their local community will be able to stay in the UK,” said Border and Immigration Minister Phil Woolas.
Yeah, yeah Dawg... I know... we're all racists.

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ICE-BERRRRG!!!!!! DEAD AHEAD!!!!

The "Good Ship Lollipop" runs into a little problem.

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14 January 2009

I keep prayin' for "Peak Bullshit"

"Every single statement by Obama has an expiry date. Every one."
"Hope, change and... wait a minute..."

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RELATED: How long exactly, does it take...

...for a Democrat to repudiate everything he's ever stood for?
“It’s what’s wrong with politics today. Hillary Clinton will say anything to get elected,” Obama said in a January radio ad.

“Hillary Clinton. She’ll say anything and change nothing.”
At least 24 hours... I mean, the paperwork is incredible.
Obama said that his new foreign policy team, which will be led by Clinton, would change America’s foreign policy for the better.
Oh well... I guess that's just the way the ball bounces.

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Another World Crisis averted

Middle East instantly starts to behave... as Ban Ki-moon goes all Nancy Reagan on its ass...We actually give these guys millions of dollars?

Seriously?

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UPDATE: PBS and Moyers run with "OJ Defense"...

Free HAMAS... so they can go find the real killers...

"What would PBS have to do if Moyers said that black people are genetically encoded to eat fried chicken and watermelon?"
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LAST WORD: "Don't let the screen door hit you..."
"...on your way out..."
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The miraculous, restorative power...

...of aboriginal justice.

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UPDATE: Live and don't learn

"Christopher Pauchay has been rearrested while drinking with his buddies in a local bar."

"It could be worse. He might have been babysitting."
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LAST WORD: Shshhh... it's a secret

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Saving Western civilisation...

...one cab ride at a time...

The bill of rights details what passengers can expect when they climb in to a cab. The long list includes such things as having first aid kits readily available, that vehicles are no older than 15 years, and that proper safety restraints are provided for children under 16 years.

The passenger bill of rights will be displayed on the back of car seats in every cab operating in the city.

The bill also guarantees that a passenger can expect a "silent" ride if they choose. It also spells out how drivers can't refuse to help passengers with luggage.

"It demonstrates to passengers that they have rights as consumers," said PSB member Craig Desjardins. "The bill also spells out how comfort and safety take a priority."
You know... I'm all for people having "rights"... but are we actually paying out hard-earned tax dollars to these under-achievers?
"It took a year to complete, but now we have a bylaw that works for everyone."
It took a freakin' year to hammer this out? No wonder municipal infrastructure is fallin' down around our heads.

Why do we tolerate this type of nonsense?

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CUPE slaps itself in head...

...remembers "this is Canada"...

CUPE's national president has rebuked the union's Ontario leader over his call for a boycott of Israeli academics.

Jewish groups condemned the proposal and, yesterday, they were joined by Paul Moist, president of CUPE's national office. "I believe such a resolution is wrong and would violate the anti-discrimination standards set out in the CUPE Constitution."

"I will be using my influence in any debates on such a resolution to oppose its adoption." In an interview, he added: "We don't discriminate against people based on their nationality."
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This is truly...

...the court of last resort...

At this very moment, miles beneath the surface of the ocean, there is a British nuclear submarine carrying powerful ICBMs (nuclear-armed intercontinental ballistic missiles).

In the control room of the sub, the Daily Mail reports, "there is a safe attached to a control room floor. Inside that, there is an inner safe. And inside that sits a letter.

It is addressed to the submarine commander and it is from the Prime Minister.
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13 January 2009

BREAKING NEWS!!!

Warren Kinsella has massive stroke...

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Well... the timing's a little tricky...

...but how about... RIGHT AFTER we implement Sharia Law?

"Should the prime minister seek Omar Khadr's return to Canada?"
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RELATED: So... let's see what the law says
"Every one commits treason who, in Canada... assists an enemy at war with Canada, or any armed forces against whom Canadian Forces are engaged in hostilities, whether or not a state of war exists between Canada and the country whose forces they are."
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LAST WORD: And justice for all...
“I swear to God, these two young men are like my sons and the court is a place of mercy and discipline,” he said. "These types of criminal activities have increased of late in the region and this is the right ruling."
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Biden? The Joe Biden?!?!

They're letting him out into the real world?!

You've gotta be shittin' me.

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RELATED: What's the big deal with Geithner?

It's not like his personal peccadilloes reflect on this particular position... wait...

-- WASHINGTON -- Barack Obama's transition to the presidency shuddered Tuesday as his suddenly embattled choice for Treasury Secretary, Timothy Geithner, admitted he had failed to pay tens of thousands of dollars in taxes.
Oh.

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LAST WORD: A decree from on high...
"My expectation is that Tim Geithner will be confirmed and my expectation is that he's going to do an outstanding job," Obama told reporters.
Well, then... that's that, huh?

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Somewhere out there...

...Jerry Garcia is experiencing a sudden twinge of jealousy...

Ms. Sadu, 47, hasn't planned any entertainment for the 10-hour trip, so as not to interrupt spontaneous expressions of inaugural glee.

"A number of the people that I'm going with are such enthusiastic people that they'll just burst into song."
Good grief.

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RELATED: Hey, no fair... we gushed first
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Playing by Iraqi "Rules"

Sounds like this dude had a heart-to-heart, er... amps-to-testes... talk with Iraqi intel specialist "Major Voltage"...

Mr Sraiwi had received support from some Iraqi politicians, though they have not been named, our correspondent said.

"We have the names of those helping this terrorist," security forces spokesman Qassim Moussawi was quoted by Reuters as saying.

"They work inside Iraq and unfortunately some of them are part of the political process. Their aim is to shake stability."
Not for much longer... is my guess.

And yeah, we're all, uh... shocked, huh?

Just some of that Iraqi autonomy the leftosphere has been screamin' for.

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Welcome back Khadr?

So this is how it's gonna be... leaks and teasing?

The advisers spoke on condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to speak publicly about the orders that have not yet been finalized.

Obama transition team spokeswoman Brooke Anderson declined comment Monday.
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RELATED: The audacity of... er... wait...
But experts say it is likely to take many months, perhaps as long as a year, to empty the prison that has drawn international criticism since it received its first prisoners seven years ago this week.
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A little light entertainment?

One called "nationalist songs" praises suicide bombings against the backdrop of an old terror attack in Tel Aviv. A caption states that 17 Israelis were killed.

The site, www.palutube.com, can be accessed in Hebrew and several other languages, but the names of the clips are in English.
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RELATED: Think it couldn't happen here?

Think again...
Imagine if hundreds of Canadians marched, some in KKK white sheets, calling blacks "our dogs". You can make your own example -- if it were any other group besides Jews being demonized.

Or, frankly, any other group other than radical Muslims doing the demonizing.

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12 January 2009

Democrats endorse Blago's choice

"By failing to strip Rod Blagojevich of his Senate appointment power, Democrats chose to trust a madman over the people of Illinois," state GOP chair Andy McKenna said in a statement.

"Today's endorsement of Rod Blagojevich's handpicked choice for U.S. Senate confirms what Republicans have been saying for years -- that Illinois is in dire need of change."
The Dems sure like those "Chicago Rules." What's next... a Presidential pardon for Blagojevich?

And no... I don't mean Bush.

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In the "Better to Diverse" File

My new game is called "I Might Be A Jew". An exciting variant is "I might be an American". For the true enthusiast I would suggest "I might be an American Jew".

For the American variant, you can proudly mention your son's service as a U. S. Navy Seal in Afghanistan.

I tell ya, it's a laugh a minute.
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The juggernaut begins to roll

"I'm from the Obama Party... I'm here to save you..."

“Our keynote speaker, Rob McLean, is a strategist, technology innovator and political blogger who splits his time between his sheep farm here in Northumberland and his boat off an island in British Columbia,” states a media release from the Liberal association."
Hey Rob... how about a little Q & A after the spiel?

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FROM THE COMMENTS:
"For a party that generally goes out of its way to denigrate anything American, it seems that the Liberals have found religion. Of course, for a party in which 40% of its general membership thought Justin Trudeau should be their next party leader this should not be surprising."

"The Messiah cometh!"
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The Class of 2009

One down... two to go.

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Never mind tasers...

...you're serious about saving Canadian lives... ban playing outside in the snow...

In the past 30 years, from 1978 to 2007, an average of 11 avalanche fatalities have occurred per year in Canada. This has increased to an average of 14 avalanche fatalities per year in the ten year period, from 1998 to 2007.
And that's not actually the complete story...
There have been 11 people killed in avalanches in the B.C. backcountry in the past several weeks, including one that buried eight snowmobilers late last month near Fernie.
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RELATED: And not just avalanches
Separate snowmobile crashes claimed the lives of two men in southwestern Ontario during the weekend.
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11 January 2009

Meet Martin

We get a lot of angry people here at "the Halls."

Some of them take exception to my politics... others to what they see as my "lack of compassion."

The truth is... you never know what's gonna set somebody off.

The thing most of these folks have in common... is that they're actually able to articulate what it was that put a knot in their knickers.

And then... there's Martin.Now, I'm not sure what Martin's major malfunction is... but I'm guessing he's not gonna win "Miss Congeniality" any time in the near future...Oh, hey... I've seen this before... it's the the rigorous and ever-popular "you're a poopyhead" school of debate.
Anyway... if you happen to encounter Martin in any of the comment threads... be gentle.

He's obviously got a few more balls in the air than he can actually handle.

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UPDATE: Oops... Martin reacts

...actually makes up a profile.
Hmmm... isn't it funny how ol' Marty started to ramp up his little clown car... just after this noted dumbstick got outed.

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LAST WORD: What's the big, hairy-ball deal...

...with the compassionate, intellectual left... and the Jews?
Two words, Marty... Rorschach Test.

You just failed.

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His Master's Voice

You've gotta ask yourself... who's actually waggin' the HAMAS dog?

Iran is exerting heavy pressure on Hamas not to accept the Egyptian proposal for a cease-fire with Israel, an Egyptian government official said on Sunday.

The official told The Jerusalem Post by phone that two senior Iranian officials who visited Damascus recently warned Hamas leaders against accepting the proposal.

"The Iranians threatened to stop weapons supplies and funding to the Palestinian factions if they agreed to a cease-fire with Israel. The Iranians want to fight Israel and the US indirectly. They are doing this through Hamas in Palestine and Hizbullah in Lebanon."
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Honestly... the cheque is in the mail

"Hope, Change and... boy, did he see you morons coming..."

U.S. President-elect Barack Obama says he does not expect to fulfill his campaign pledge to close the prison facility at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, within his first 100 days in office.

But he stressed that his administration eventually will shut it down.
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Riding the "not so Red" Rocket

"I've got bad news for you punks," he declared, loudly. "I am not a liberal."

Upon being told this, they left the car peacefully.

Though I should add that, this being Toronto, the passengers looked more astounded by the driver's declaration than by the punks' behaviour.
And yes... this is a morality tale.

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More pavilions at Folkfest

The Canadian Dream... not always all it's cracked up to be...

Amandeep Kaur Dhillon had won the lottery for them all -- or so her Indian family believed as they wed her to an Indo-Canadian man she'd met only three days before.

As they sang and celebrated as they delivered their frightened-looking daughter to a veritable stranger they knew little about, they hoped that she would save them from their difficult life in the Punjab and one day bring them all to the promised land of Canada as well.

But what a deal with the devil it would prove to be. Amandeep was used by both sides in this barbaric bargain, a sacrificial lamb who lived a life of misery in Mississauga -- separated from her child, isolated from the world -- until the 22-year-old was finally found murdered New Year's Day in what may have been a "dowry death," her father-in-law now charged with the crime.
But, this is Canada... that sort of thing can't happen here... can it?
According to India's National Crime Bureau, an estimated 6,000 to 7,000 women die annually in dowry deaths. Few of the perpetrators are ever brought to justice, and the grooms' families go on to secure new dowries as the sons marry again.

"One of the most worrying aspects of this problem," writes University of London lecturer Werner Menski in South Asians and the Dowry Problem, "has been that such murders and other dowry-related violence have been on the increase and now occur no longer only in Delhi or somewhere far away in South Asia, but also in London, other British cities and in the urban centres of North America."
Hmmmm... 6,000 to 7,000 women... there's a number to keep in mind... the next time people start freakin' out about tasers.

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"That's not a knife...

"...this is a knife."

-- JERUSALEM -- According to Israeli intelligence estimates, the time remaining before Iran is capable of producing a nuclear bomb may now be measured in months, not years.

A nuclear Iran would end hopes for the eventual emergence of a sane Middle East. And if economic sanctions and diplomatic efforts fail to dissuade the mullahs from abandoning their nuclear program, Israel is likely to launch a pre-emptive strike against Iran's nuclear facilities.

And some Arab leaders may well be hoping that Israel will do precisely that.
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RELATED: Only a matter of time...
-- WASHINGTON -- President George W. Bush rejected a plea from Israel last year to help it raid Iran's main nuclear complex, opting instead to authorize a new U.S. covert action aimed at sabotaging Iran's suspected nuclear weapons program, The New York Times reported.
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Rumour has it they've decided to...

...rename it the "University of Guevara"...But wait...
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UPDATE: Just another "Goosestep Too Far"

Perhaps that disappearing poll had something to do with it, huh?But, if at first you don't succeed, throw up another... oh-oh... no joy in Hamas-ville tonight...

10 January 2009

Tonight's CTV Moonbat moment

Just watched Craig Oliver wet himself over the announcement of Barack Obama's impending visit to Canada. Apparently... according to Owly Oliver anyway... this should reassure all of us that we are still important in the eyes of our southern neighbour.

Not sure what happened to Canada being a simple-minded puppet of "the Great Satan"... but I guess that's all behind us now.

Funny how that works.

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"What is the biggest threat..."

"...to peace in the Middle East?"
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RELATED: This is Toronto, 2009

When the cops told us it was too dangerous for us to stay, I grabbed the flag from the barricade, not wanting to leave it to the tender mercies of the city's furious cab drivers, terrorist supporters and welfare cheats (the Khadr family was there) assembled only a few feet away.

As we left, a gang of very young masked dudes with foreign accents screamed at us second- and third- generation Canadian taxpayers, "Go home! Go home!"

One of them was holding up a Hezbollah flag and the other, a Canadian flag.
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As P.J. O'Rourke once said...

It's like "giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys"...

“We face significant risk in terms of losses for taxpayers,” said Mr. Robertson, whose news conference followed a one-hour briefing for reporters by a senior city hall manager on the details of the Olympic village deal.

“The exposure for the city is significant.”
C'mon now... what's $875,000,000.00 between fuzzy-bunny friends?

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FROM THE COMMENTS:
"It's just peanuts compared to what Canadian and American taxpayers are going to have to pony up to cover the money being thrown down a rathole in these so-called stimulus packages."
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LAST WORD:
I swear on a stack of... wait...
-- VANCOUVER -- Vancouver City Council knew as far back as the summer of 2007 that the Olympic athletes village was in jeopardy and that the city's own financial investment in the project was at risk, The Globe and Mail has learned.
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Do the "right thing" - Part II

Remember Pasqualino Cornelio?

Looks like there actually was the possibility of legal remedy/relief in this case...

Once he discovered that he was not the biological father, there was a possible legal remedy for him - if the identity of the real dad was known.

"Family law provides for that kind of situation," says Harold Niman, a lawyer at Niman Zemans Gelgoot in Toronto and one of Canada's leading family law experts. "The husband could have sought some contribution from the natural father. He could have added him as a party to the proceeding to effectively have that person pay support or at least contribute to that support."
Of course... it all depended on having a reasonable judge... which apparently, wasn't the case here...
That Ms. Cornelio, perhaps conveniently, couldn't recall who impregnated her - she was on some meds at the time, she says - denied Mr. Cornelio that remedy.

But come on, Ms. Cornelio couldn't remember her lover? Please.

Sounds to me like she was just out to get her ex.
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RELATED:
Special laws for "special people"

(via sda)

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That's his story...

...and he's stickin' to it...

"This isn't the death of newspapers. We're being affected by what's going on in the global economy," Crawley said.

The Globe has about 800 employees in various departments, while CTVglobemedia employs about 6,500 workers across all of its divisions, which also include the CTV network and CHUM Radio, one of Canada's largest radio broadcasters.

The Canadian publisher's announcement comes as other North American newspapers announce major cutbacks.
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"We do not negotiate with..."

"...wait a minute..."

The incoming Obama administration is prepared to abandon George Bush's doctrine of isolating Hamas by initiating contact with the terror organization, The Guardian quoted sources close to the transition team as saying.

"This is going to be an administration that is committed to negotiating with critical parties on critical issues," one source reportedly said.
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Murdered grannies

Yeah... that's a place I wanna live...

An 81-year-old woman's death has been ruled a homicide after officers found the deceased woman with obvious signs of trauma. On Jan. 8, around 11 p.m., police responded to a call at an apartment building on Shady Golfway in the area of Eglinton Ave. E. and the Don Valley Parkway.

This is Toronto's third homicide of the year.
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RELATED: Just another reason...
In Toronto, anti-Israel demonstrators yell "You are the brothers of pigs!," and a protester complains to his interviewer that "Hitler didn't do a good job."
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09 January 2009

The screamers over at Liblogs...

...must be peein' their pants with glee...

Consider this: the CAF is calling on the Conservative government to dismiss Peter Kent, the Minister of State for Foreign Affairs, because Mr. Kent stated Hamas is to blame for the conflict and that the terrorist group uses the civilian population in Gaza as human shields.

A CAF representative has said this is "beyond ridiculous."
Yeah, let's talk ridiculous... not to mention insanely partisan and delusional...
Yet the CAF is not protesting in any way the position staked out by the leader of the Liberal party, Michael Ignatieff.

Is Mr. Ignatieff's position any different from Mr. Kent's? Consider these final comments Mr. Ignatieff left with reporters when asked about the Gaza conflict:

"Hamas is a terrorist organization and Canada can't touch Hamas with a 10-foot pole."

"Hamas is to blame for organizing and instigating these rocket attacks and then for sheltering among civilian populations."
Funny how that works.

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How about a little...

...anti-social networking?

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Let me count the ways

You really need further explanation of why this was the absolute worst decision possible?For starters... try asking any mother of absolutely any two year-old child.

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COSMIC UPDATE: Some days... the bear eats you

Saudi Gazette quotes Abukar Haji, the uncle of one of the dead men, as saying that the boat they were in in "capsized because it was running at high speed because the pirates were afraid of an attack from the warships patrolling around."

He said that four bodies were still missing and one washed up on the shore.
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An Irshad Manji - Sid Ryan debate...

I'd pay good money for a ringside seat at that one...

As we left, I asked his translator why Dr. al-Hindi would give me an on-camera interview, knowing that he could not find a single verse to prove his claim that the Koran justifies suicide operations.

The translator replied: "He assumed you were just another dumb Western journalist."

Reporters from the West had never asked this veteran terrorist the most basic of questions: "Where is the evidence for what you do in God's name?"
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"Ties" to Canada?

Well, heck... in that case... stick him on the first plane to Pearson...**********

RELATED: Playing by "HAMAS rules"

More... "kill 'em all, let Allah sort 'em out"... from the gentle folk over at Liblogs.
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I think I speak for all Canadians...

...when I say, "When do we get our hundreds of millions of taxpayer dollars back?"

-- OTTAWA -- The CBC's French-language broadcaster says it "got the message loud and clear" after more than 1,300 people complained about a New Year's Eve show that told racial jokes about Barack Obama and labelled Stephen Harper a "lobotomy on legs."
Sylvain Lafrance, executive vice-president of CBC/Radio Canada French Services seems to think folks are just too darn sensitive...
"On the one hand, you have the creators' inspiration, on the other, the unwritten boundaries that vary from one person or social group to the next."
Well, Sylvain... let's pick that one apart.

Here's a little of that "inspiration"...
In one sketch, comedian Jean-Francois Mercier says having a black person in the White House "will make it much easier to shoot him" thanks to the colour contrast.

The skit also features a mock interviewer saying all blacks look alike and asking an actor who plays Obama whether black men have large genitalia.
I think I'm starting to understand all that argle-bargle about "unique culture."

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ROADKILL... do your part

Putting Delisle, Saskatchewan on the map.

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08 January 2009

Sounds like it's time...

... to lance a festering boil.

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RELATED: Never thought I'd hear myself say...

... "Way to go, Jason Cherniak."

"Liblogs appears to have cleaned out the worst of the hate messages. But it has to be worrying to a party that is accustomed to viewing itself as the voice of middle-of-the-road reason, and which makes a habit of portraying Conservatives as extremists and cranks, to discover so thoroughly healthy a nest of fringe-dwellers infesting its ranks."
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FROM THE NP COMMENTS:
"So when is Stephen Harper going to address the vileness spewing from the Blogging Tories?"

by Robert McClelland
Jan 07 2009
6:01 PM
Oh, Robert... not again.

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Journalists - our intellectual superiors

See Jenny... the stuff without that "secret ingredient"... it's called "baby powder."

"here's the thing... you're willing to ingest dangerous, unknown substances you bought off scuzzy biker bob in the shitter of the local booze can... you just failed the big iq test anyway."
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"You want a piece of this?!?!"

SERIOUSLY?

At least three Katyusha rockets were fired from southern Lebanon into the northern Israeli area of Nahariya early on Thursday.

One of the rockets hit a nursing home where some 25 elderly residents were eating breakfast in a nearby dining hall, the Jerusalem Post reports.
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Damn... I guess this means...

...the media's not gonna be able to blame this one on Dick Cheney after all...

The documents, obtained by the Indian newspaper The Hindu, provides a cold, calculating, and chilling look at the masterminds behind the late November military-style assault on the Indian financial capital of Mumbai. More than 170 people were killed and hundreds wounded during the 60 hour terror spree that shut down the city.

The Lashkar-e-Taiba, a Pakistan-based terror group allied with al Qaeda and supported by powerful elements within Pakistan’s Inter-Service Intelligence agency and the military, carried out the attack.
What's amazing to me is they actually have a line on the perpetrators...
Six Pakistani handlers monitored the news coverage from Mumbai and kept in constant touch with the terrorists holed up in Nariman House and the Taj Mahal and Trident hotels during the three day siege. The handlers are identified as Zarar, Kafa, Wassi, Jundal, Bururg, and “Major General.”
This oughta be interesting.

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The Law is an Ass... Part 4,642

Hey, here's a crazy idea... how about we find the guy "who actually did the deed"... and make HIM pay...

A Toronto man is on the hook to pay child support, notwithstanding a DNA test that proved he is not the biological father of his ex-wife's twins, an Ontario Superior Court judge has ruled.

Madam Justice Katherine van Rensburg ordered Pasqualino Cornelio to continue paying child support to the 16-year-old twins – regardless of whether he was bamboozled by a philandering wife.
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"Do you believe polygamy..."

"...is a freedom-of-religion issue?"

07 January 2009

Hey, Sid... how many whiskies...

...ya figure it'll take... to get THAT taste outta yer mouth?

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Freedom isn't free

Another brave Canadian pays the ultimate price...

Trooper Brian Richard Good, 42, of the Royal Canadian Dragoons, was killed this morning when a bomb exploded near his armoured vehicle in the Shah Wali Kowt District, about 35 kilometres north of Kandahar City.

Trooper Good, the father of two young daughters, is the 10th Canadian soldier in Afghanistan to die in the past five weeks; all of them felled by roadside bombs, or improvised explosive devices (IEDs), which insurgents have planted in culverts and ditches along the main highways west and north of Kandahar City.
And like their counterparts in Gaza and the West Bank... these guys don't really care who gets that one way ticket to the afterlife.
For insurgents, the use of IEDs is effective because the roadside bombs exact maximum damage for minimal cost and manpower. Col. Cade predicted that the use of roadside bombs will eventually backfire against the Taliban.

“They are not winning any friends with the locals through the use of IEDS, because it's not just coalition forces that are threatened by IEDs,” he said. “It's the people themselves. And innocent people are being killed by IEDs throughout Afghanistan. It is not a form of warfare that is going to win for them.”
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RELATED: Sure... let's play by "HAMAS rules"
The Israeli Defense Forces said that their troops had fired several mortar shells near the school in response to mortar fire from the school compound.

“They shot back to save their own lives,” said Ilan Tal, an Israeli military spokesman and a brigadier general in the reserves. Among the dead, the military said in a statement, were “Hamas terrorist operatives and a mortar battery cell.”

The military identified two Hamas operatives, Imad Abu Asker and Hassan Abu Asker, as having been killed.

A young witness from Jabaliya, Ibrahim Amen, 16, said that he had seen one of the militants, whom he identified as Abu Khaled Abu Asker, in the area of the school right before the attack.

Ibrahim said he saw the militant after he answered calls for volunteers to pile sand around the camp “to help protect the resistance fighters.” Ibrahim went to pile sand near the school with his brother, Iyad, 20, who was then injured by the Israeli mortar fire.
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But, of course...

...it's nothing a little "sweat lodge" won't fix.

And let's face it, you can always have more kids.

Meanwhile... let's put this other horrible menace to society in jail for 20 to life.

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Great news for Sid Ryan & CUPE...

...don't worry, my pandering pinko pals... these guys have got your back.

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I wonder if anybody in France...

...has made the connection between "grab your ankles" appeasement... and their annual New Years Day CAR-B-Q.

Thank goodness I live in Canada.

Canada's junior foreign minister, Peter Kent, said that despite sketchy details on the school strike, it is clear that Hamas “bears the full responsibility for the deepening humanitarian tragedy.

“We really don't have complete details yet, other than the fact that we know that Hamas has made a habit of using civilians and civilian infrastructure as shields for their terrorist activities, and that would seem to be the case again today,” he said in an interview.'
This sort of thing will continue to happen as HAMAS sets up and fires their mortars and rockets in civilian venues... hoping to draw deadly retaliation.

Fortunately, the only people in this country dumb enough buy into this vile ploy are folks like uber-socialist Sid Ryan.

The government is made of sterner stuff...
“Canada believes there should be an immediate ceasefire, but only if it's a permanent ceasefire, if it's a durable ceasefire, and if Hamas is prevented or is willing not to rearm and resume its terrorist rocketing at some point down the road.”
Time to take a stand folks.

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06 January 2009

Let's see what he thinks...

...after LAX goes up in a gigantic fireball...

In choosing Leon E. Panetta to be the next CIA director, President-elect Barack Obama appears to have concluded that a spy chief who understands politics may be better equipped to carry out the incoming administration's national security agenda than one who understands espionage.
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RELATED: HAMAS tactics kill another 30 civilians
-- GAZA, Gaza Strip -- The Israeli army said its soldiers came under fire from militants hiding in the school and responded. It accused Gaza's Hamas rulers of “cynically” using civilians as human shields.

Residents confirmed the account, saying militants were seen staging attacks from the area.
And not just seen, my friends... they're on candid camera.

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LAST WORD: Not your father's war
Israel has agreed to set up a "humanitarian corridor" in the Gaza Strip, the office of Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert has said.

Israel's military will open up "areas for limited periods of time, during which the population will be able to receive the aid."
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Where there's a will...

...there's a brain injury...

Motorcyclists in Nigeria have been wearing dried pumpkin shells on their heads to dodge new laws forcing them to wear helmets, authorities have said.

Officials in the northern city of Kano said they had stopped several people with "improvised helmets" following this month's introduction of the law.

Road safety officials said calabash-wearers would be prosecuted.
Of course, folks are fighting back using the lesser known... in first world countries, anyway... "bad juju" defense.

The thing is, there's a larger, "socio-political engineering" issue here...
Local government authorities often give motorbikes to jobless young men, saying it gives them a way to make a living.

But the BBC's Andrew Walker in Abuja says handing out the vehicles does not address the underlying cause of Nigeria's economic problems. It is often an attempt to buy support for elections, our correspondent says.

Often untrained and illiterate, the drivers are considered a menace by many motorists. Fatal accidents are common. Road safety authorities say almost every collision in Nigeria's cities involves an okada.
Good grief... who could've possibly seen that coming?

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FROM THE COMMENTS:
"Instead of Motorcycles the government should give them each a Helicopter!"
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You get a pass 'cos it's a game?

Just try to imagine the hysteria and outrage from the lunatic left... if this guy had died during a struggle after being pulled over by a cop during a traffic stop.

This one is easy... involuntary manslaughter... period.

And... as unfortunate as this incident is... let's stop devaluing the word "hero"
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"Some silicone sister..."

"...with a manager mister...
told me I got what it takes...
She said 'I'll turn you on sonny...
to something strong'"
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05 January 2009

Why bother electing...

...Members of Parliament... when you've got CUPE and Sid Ryan?

The Ontario arm of the Canadian Union of Public Employees announced yesterday it would propose, in a meeting next month, “a ban on Israeli academics doing speaking, teaching or research work at Ontario universities,” if they do not explicitly condemn Israeli action in Gaza.

“Attacking an institution of learning is just beyond the pale,” CUPE Ontario president Sid Ryan said last night. “They deliberately targeted an institution of learning."

"That's what the Nazis did.”
So how exactly does this work, Sid? You're trying to tell us that HAMAS... the guys with the masks & machineguns... and the rocket launchers... those are the good guys?
As usual when Israel fights back at terrorists, Canadian leftists are lining up behind the men in the masks and suicide vests. On this file, Mr. Ryan and his fellow CUPE leaders care about demonizing only one country: the Jewish state.

There’s a name for that kind of bigotry, isn’t there? Remember to speak its name plainly next time you meet a CUPE Ontario employee.
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FROM THE COMMENTS:
"Outing Jews in academia, banning them from teaching: that is what the Nazi's did, and they did it early."
And...
"Meanwhile, York University students face losing their entire year as a strike by CUPE moves into its third month."
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RELATED: Great minds think alike

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LAST WORD: Hey Sid... another score for your side

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So when Stephen Harper does it...

...it's evil and unsustainable...

Obama aides have said the package Mr. Obama has dubbed the American Recovery and Reinvestment Plan could cost as much as $775 billion. The president-elect has refused to put a price tag to the plan.
No need to worry though... "he's a magic man."

And with supporters like this... who needs zombie acolytes?
Oops... spoke too soon... he's baaaa-aaack.
And is it as erudite as the rest of his commentary?

Of course it is...
The Barack Obama constituency personified.

Good grief.

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Remember back 20 years ago...

...when everybody had an emergency "firefight contingency plan?"

"In the event of a shooting near your business, do your employees know what to do?," she asks, whilenot mentioning such an incident occurred in downtown Toronto three years ago. "Are they going to run and take a look? That could endanger their lives."

Ms. Wyganowski helps businesses to assess risk based on geographic location and operations, and develop a response that will be executed properly.
Yeah... me neither.

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RELATED: Say hello again to my own personal troll

What he lacks in brainpower... he makes up for in stubborn...
No wonder Chretien got elected.

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Biggest diplomatic committment yet

It was the right decision then... it's the right decision now...

The new embassy cost more than $600 million to build, and will house more than 1,000 employees. The facility has its own water supply, electricity generating plant and sewage treatment facility.
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There is, apparently...

...no Palestinian equivalent... for the concept of irony...

On Monday, the mastermind of Hamas' takeover of Gaza, Mahmoud Zahar, exhorted Palestinians to “crush” Israeli forces and to target Israeli civilians.

“The Zionists have legitimized the killing of their children by killing our children. They have legitimized the killing of their people all over the world by killing our people,” Mr. Zahar said in a grainy video broadcast on Hamas TV.

“Crush your enemy,” he urged.
Geez Mahmoud... with what... random rocket attacks and suicide bombers?

Wait a minute...

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RELATED: Modern, secular Turkey feels "dissed"...

...calls for divine retribution...
Overnight Sunday meanwhile, Turkish Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan used exceptionally harsh words to describe Israel's offensive against Hamas in the Gaza Strip.

"Allah will sooner or later punish those who transgress the rights of innocents," Erdogan said.
Sooner or later? I've gotta confess I'm a little confused here... Allah is what... on vacation?
In addition, he said the operation, which began four days after a visit to Ankara by Prime Minister Ehud Olmert, was a sign of disrespect to Turkey.
C'mon, that's your biggest beef here? You got "dissed?"

And your God is gonna do some kind of "cosmic drive-by?"

No wonder nobody takes these guys seriously.

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LAST WORD: These guys wouldn't know truth...

...if it bit them on their dirty, raggedy asses...
The Taliban said last week on their website that they killed 5,220 American and NATO troops in 2008 - an exaggerated figure nearly 20 times the official death toll.
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"Well I don't know..."

Why I came here tonight...
I got the feeling...
That something ain't right...
"Clowns to the left of me..."
Israeli government spokesman Mark Regev confirmed again yesterday that Israel is not looking to oust Hamas. “We have no love for Hamas, but the goal of this operation is purely defensive,” he said. “We have not articulated regime change as an objective. On the contrary, the minute we can be sure the civilian population in the south of Israel is not going to be on the incoming end of Hamas rockets from Gaza, this operation can be over.”
"Jokers to the right..."
Samir Abdullah, the Palestinian Authority's minister of planning, said he is wary of Israel's motives in leaving Hamas in power in Gaza. “They want to perpetuate the split between Gaza and the West Bank,” he said. “They don't want us [the Palestinian Authority under president Mahmoud Abbas] to be back in Gaza. Not at all.”
"Here I am... stuck in the middle with you."

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I was one of six kids

I guess that doesn't happen too much any more...

An unprecedented decline in the number of children in Canada is creating ripples from toy store aisles to school hallways and hockey arenas, forcing a new approach to a shrinking child population.
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04 January 2009

Strangely enough...

...the comments on this "big breaking story" are now closed...

"Anthony B from Maritimes, Canada writes: 'Hello, Ontario.'"

"Try not to panic over this strange, unknown phenomenon. It happens several times each winter in other parts of Canada and we manage to cope with it. Oh, and FYI, the Army is kinda busy right now, so just stock up on salt and sand and take it easy."

"You will survive it."

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And the nominees...

...for "most realistic" footage of Israeli war crimes...

"When he came back to life in the middle of the crowd (at approximately 1:35 in the clip), the crowd breaks up because they didn't know that it wasn't really a corpse."

Israel Radio reported that many reporters laughed at the point in the tape that the "corpse" seemed to "rise from the dead," causing the people around him to flee in terror."
And for best supporting-actor...

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RELATED: CBC bucking for a "Gazzie Award" too...

...implies Israeli soldiers are primarily targeting civilians...
"Doctors in Gaza say 24 Palestinians have been killed since the ground offensive began after nightfall Saturday. Four of the dead are said to be Hamas fighters, and the others are civilians."
Funny how that works, huh?

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