03 July 2009

An evening of...

...well, you know...
Interestingly, this little shindig is being touted as...

"a combination of awesome intellect, devastating logic and, sometimes, just calling people 'douchebags' when the situation calls for it."
Apparently, the recent outing of singularly compassionate, lefty intellectual "Canadian Cesspool" has merely served to propel him to greater heights of narcissism.

And speaking of rampant "wankery", I wonder whether CC will be presenting his recent theories about Prime Minister Stephen Harper being in the pocket of the all-powerful Jews...
Or, how about this stuff...
...and...
Yeah... what's a little anti-semitism among friends, huh?

And again, in the comments, the Chimp-O-Sphere defends the franchise...
"Like I said Einstein, you people were the worst of anti-Semite's before 9-11. Now you tolerate the Jews because you're hoping they'll nuke all the other brown people for you."
Us people?

The "Jew tolerators"?

I'm gonna have to chew on that one.

And let's not forget... CC and crew fancy themselves real "ladies men".

Perhaps CC's "carefully-acquired co-blogger 'Pretty Shaved Ape'" aka Lindsay Stewart will be able to expand upon his fantasy about raping noted right-wing pundit Ann Coulter.
"i'll take my beer drunk self to bed with dreams of pulling on a raw woolen condom and slipping in to the sulphurous chasm that lurks beneath her christian skirts."

"you know what they say, if you can't beat 'em, fuck 'em. i'll feel so dirty in the morning."
Or who could forget the Cynic's magnum opus... wherein he tells Wanda Watkins, the mother of a young Canadian soldier slain in Afghanistan...
"Fuck you and your grief."
Yessiree... an evening for all the uber-highbrow denizens of the sanctimonious left-o-sphere.

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FROM THE COMMENTS:
"More like uber-unibrow. Even before his greasy mug was plastered all over, I KNEW he was a tubby bitch with a shitty haircut."
And...
"I sure hope someone you-tubes tonights proceedings at the second coming of the Algonquin Round Table."
And the "awesomely intellectual, devastatingly logical" Cynic responds...
C'mon now Bobby... a fine, upstanding young man like yourself... who would ever wanna wish you ill?

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UPDATE: Some pretty tame douchebaggery...
Someone taped the show last night - not sure who - but Robert didn’t much care for the free publicity.

Whatever his reasons for wanting to suddenly stay private, he wound up chasing a guy with a camera halfway down the street back from O’Grady’s pub to tell the guy not to post the footage.

Maybe he’s Amish at heart, and doesn’t want his image captured.
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52 comments:

liberal supporter said...

neo is strangely silent on which vigilante gun club will be assigned to attend.

You're now on record inciting violence. Better pray nothing bad happens, Jim.

Thanks for the screenshot evidence.

DavidA said...

More like uber-unibrow. Even before his greasy mug was plastered all over, I KNEW he was a tubby bitch with a shitty haircut. Sorta like Canada's answer to the Comic Book Guy..."Worst blogger ever!"

Anonymous said...

You ain't too bright are ya boy?

Neo Conservative said...

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"liberal supporter says... waaaaaaaaaaahhhhh... You're now on record inciting violence"

oh, bobby... vigilantes.. gun clubs? really... you're such a drama queen.

the fact is... you're the dumbstick who makes internet threats.

i'm a little surprised you aren't pleased at getting more publicity. if i'm inciting anything here... it's attendance.

as a recent commenter here at the halls wrote... the best disinfectant is sunshine". -- i hope you have a very sunny time.

ps -- you keep prattling on about your precious screenshots... how about actually doing something with them?

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mahmood said...

Heh heh...incredible this(insane or hilarious)you pick 'em..."CC HQ BobbyBoy Day Centre for Building Douchebags" hopping up on a bloviating box to share his "awesome intellect" and "devastating logic" with the proletariat expounding on "CC HQ 20000 Leagues under the Cesspool" all things "douchebag".

Rather disingenuous of the "cfi" to leave out the c**t portion of the douchebaggery...maybe that will make a surprize appearance at the really Big Shoe forum discussion.

Seriously though, I think a programming error has been made and the "CC HQ Neuropsychiatric Research Centre" was most likely slotted for the July 7 "Secular Organization for Sobriety Group of Toronto Meeting"...but who am I to say?

But dagnabbit, for 5 bucks(hell, I'd pay as much as $6.00)to share a magical nite of "CC HQ Buy Me a Bottle of Booze Foundation" presenting douchebags intellectually and logically...priceless.

oh, do you think he uses props(douchebags)?

Neo Conservative said...

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"another anonymous cc-licker grunts... ain't too bright are ya boy?" --

way to sock it to me, jethro... just more of that "awesome intellect & devastating logic" we've come to associate with the cynic and friends.

yessirree... let the "douchebaggery" commence in earnest.

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Richard said...

neo is strangely silent on which vigilante gun club will be assigned to attend... You're now on record inciting violence. Better pray nothing bad happens, Jim.

That was the dumbest comment I've ever read...

liberal supporter said...

Richard sounds like Saddam Hussein when he was inviting his cousins to come home, pretending "all is forgiven". Or like neo here, with "oh, you're such a drama queen", while fingering his glock.

Then when Saddam's foolish cousins did return, they were killed. Just like you and Jim are inciting, Richard.

Neo Conservative said...

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i live in the woods with my wife whom i call mrs. neo. she works while i stay home, play with my blog and watch the Matrix over and over again.

cool, eh?

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Neo Conservative said...

Why don't you accept liberal supporter's challenge? Afraid of getting yer ass whooped? Yup. That's what we thought. Loser.

mahmood said...

Wow!, the libby dude ought to stick to the hahahahahahaha's.

Neo Conservative said...

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"richard says... the dumbest comment I've ever read" --

well, richard... it's simply one of canadian cesspool's ongoing memes here... "i'm so important... i'm gonna be silenced by the vast right-wing conspiracy."

the other thing he does... as you see directly above @12:20, 12:23 & 12:25... is forge comments using drive-by blogger profiles.

again... dishonest AND cowardly. --

i sure hope it's not his a-game... or the handful of squirrels who show up for this thing tonight are gonna be awfully pissed-off.

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Martin said...

I'll tell you what's dishonest and cowardly..creating alter-egos and leaving comments at your own blog.

Mahmood and Neo Conservatwit are the same person. Pretty pathetic huh?

Dick Evans stopped by. Wow, now there's a major league fuckstick.Impressive.

mahmood said...

Oh martin, you're waay off the mark there pal...Where's Balbull when you need him?...Balbull, martin needs to be set right...thanks buddy.

anyone seen/heard from Matt Bin lately?

robins111 said...

Hey libby, no vigilante's but I may just get drunk, show up and piss on your podium.

Neo Conservative said...

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"martin says... I'll tell you what's dishonest and cowardly"

actually bobby, er... marty... you personify "dishonest and cowardly".

ain't it funny how yet another of cc's... "multiple blogger personalities"... just happens to show up to defend their hero... not, of course, by refuting anything i've said, but by hurling their feces through the proverbial bars.

cc's very own little schizophrenic chimp-o-sphere.

you notice though, he never shows up himself? hmmm...

hey bobby... who's on deck?

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Martin said...

What happened to Dick's website? Hmmm... look like C.C. won that battle.

What's your name Neo? Huh?

liberal supporter said...

Which one disappeared, Martin? "no-libs" or the domain he bought and redirected to the pedophile site?

I can't check them myself, since I don't want to be tracked and become a target of these heavily armed vigilantes myself, as cc unfortunately has.

Neo Conservative said...

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hey, bobby... er, marty... er, libby... you're not gonna defend "jewily speaking" or "fuck you and your grief"?

c'mon pal... give us some of that "awesome intellect and devastating logic".

let 'er rip.

oh, that's right, you can't... you're on the run from "heavily armed vigilantes".

seen any black helicopters lately?

good grief.

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Martin said...

"jewily speaking" ? What's to defend? Spell it out? Is it not possible to criticize Israel without being labeled an anti-semite?

You conservative drooling types only got on board with the Jews after 9-11. Before that, scratch a conservative and find an anti-semite.

As for Wanda Watkins, time to move on Einstein. Your phony outrage wears thin, much like your thinning hair.

Saw you at the IGA last week, you put on weight recently?

Neo Conservative said...

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"bobby... er, marty... er, libby blurts... 'jewily speaking'? What's to defend?"

oh, bobby, you know... the part where you say the international jewish conspiracy has bought off the prime minister of canada. that bit?

and you're good with telling the mother of a slain canadian soldier... fuck you and your grief"?

yup... i bet you wanna move on.

the thing is, i'm sure the rest of us all wanna hear you repeat that out loud... when somebody at tonight's little intellectual soiree pops the question.

keep diggin' you dumb, despicable little mutt... you're doin' all the work for me.

ps, bobby... i love the part where you call me bald & fat... that actually work on anybody over the age of seven?

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syncrodox said...

Neo

This is some seriously funny shit...Canadian Cybil's multiple personalities making the leap from the bogosphere to the lectern in of all places T.O....Who'd a thunk it...

This turn of events raises many questions...Will PSA be patrolling the nearby grassy knolls?...Will the ballroom be lined in tinfoil?...Has the airspace over the CFI been declared a no fly zone?...Does Bobby's voice change along with his non-personalities?...Will his blondness have Bobby charged for illegally dumping garbage?...

It sure would be interesting to be a fly on the tinfoil lined wall...

Syncro

Rose said...

I wonder if CC shall welcome and debate the female Conservative bloggers he spends his time smearing and verbally abusing? Shall the organized feminazis from the Hollowed Halls of Academia attend to take him to task for his vile verbal abuse of females?

Whom is he currently verbally abusing on his blog? Shall she be welcomed?

Karma sucks when it whips around and smacks you upside the head, you sow what you reap.

Martin said...

You should tell the truth occasionally. You know full well, because you live and die by your sitemeter, that my IP is from Toronto. Why pretend that I'm C.C. when you know full well that I am not?

The answer is simple. You're a liar and a coward.

It's about time that you understood that beyond the 3 or 4 people who comment here who aren't your own creations,everyone hates you. Yes, everyone. You're a self-obsessed little man who talks tough but doesn't have the guts to post with his actual name.

Neo Conservative said...

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maybe someone can ask the cynical one about his post of may 28 of this year, which was titled...

"Stephen Harper: Good little Jew Boy"

not that there's anything wrong with that... right marty?

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Martin said...

"They operate not by arguing but by slandering, vilifying, demonising. They very promptly wheel out anti-Semitism."

sounds like you Einstein.

Neo Conservative said...

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"bobby... er, marty... er, libby shrieks... 'self-obsessed little man who talks tough but doesn't have the guts to post with his actual name'."

so says yet another one of despicable little cc's drive-by blogger profiles.

oh baby... you sure don't need sigmund freud to decode that little outburst, huh?

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Martin said...

Like I said Einstein, you people were the worst of anti-Semite's before 9-11. Now you tolerate the Jews because you're hoping they'll nuke all the other brown people for you.

You're just not bright enough to understand that criticism of Israeli foreign policy isn't anti-Semitism, that's OK. No one expects too much from you.

Martin said...

Hey Einstein? Why don't you address my very direct question to you?

Have you checked my IP? It's from Toronto isn't it? C.C. lives in Waterloo doesn't he? How do you explain that? I have absolutely nothing to do with C.C. I don't like you and I made that decision without any help from your main obsession, Bobby Day. Freak.

liberal supporter said...

So Martin, which of Richard the chicken hearted's sites is gone?

Neo finds it especially frustrating that I do not show up on his site meter, yet he continues to claim I am CC, while I continue not to be him. He used to bluff about sending letters to Rogers, then to Bell, in a vain attempt to intimidate me, pretending he got my IP number. I challenged him to publish one or two octets, and of course he then starting disappearing my comments.


I think the problem is neo is paranoid, and since he cannot legally own automatic weapons, he cannot bear to think of how he would fight off a bunch of people at once, since he would be unable to without an automatic. So this carries over to his blog where he cannot bear to think that more than one person enjoys mocking him.

syncrodox said...

You people? WTF does that mean? Do you ever listen to yourself?

Syncro

mahmood said...

Martin, reporting live from the "CC HQ Whitewash and Rehabilitation Centre" lamely attempts to change the channel...sorry Marty, the clicker batteries are deader than your inane comments...btw, shouldn't you be shining up your spats and picking lint off the tux before heading out to the really really Big Shoe...I understand you've been given the assignment of handing out the complimentary douchebags in the foyer prior to the big event...now off you go, don't let the good folks at the "CC HQ BobbyBoy Day Centre for Building Cesspools" down...relax Marty and have some fun tonite...oh, you should bring some cash, the beer is xtra.

Martin said...

You people? WTF does that mean? Do you ever listen to yourself?

I thought you people would enjoy that.

Mahmood, Neo's pretend number one fan, can you address, in a semi-literate fashion, the difference between anti-Semitism and being a critic of Israeli foreign policy? No? Didn't think so.

Why don't you man up and tell us who you really are?

Mahmood = Neo Conservatwit.

Neo Conservative said...

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"syncro says... You people? WTF does that mean? Do you ever listen to yourself?"

sync... i think he means... us despicable "jew tolerators"... although i too would appreciate a clearer definition of what that actually means.

i guess we're the opposite of cc & company... the "jew intolerators".

hey marty... help us out here.

in a similar vein... cc's other personality liberal supporter says... "I think the problem is neo is paranoid".

of course, libby started off the comments here @11:01 with... "You're now on record inciting violence." -- d'oh!

ya gotta love this little guy... he can't decide if he's coming or going. maybe marty/cc/libby got there early and started pounding back the brewskis.

"it's gonna be a party"

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Martin said...

sync... i think he means... us despicable "jew tolerators"...

Bingo Einstein. You are tolerate the Jews because you despise other brown people more.

I have traveled much in Israel and the Middle East. If I stood a born and bred Israeli beside a Palestinian, you asshats wouldn't be able to tell the difference. You think Israel is full of guys like Billy Crystal and Adam Sandler.

Here's your definition:

You people- semi-literate racists who pretend to like Jews because they hate everyone else more.

Got it?

liberal supporter said...

neo's comments are even more disjointed than usual. I think he's now blogging from his truck using the rocket mobile. All to make it look like he was posting and commenting all evening. You know, for his alibi.

Martin, which of Dick's sites disappeared?

phony baloney mahmood said...

Martin, all a twitter, twittering from the "CC HQ BobbyBoy Day You Yak We Bee-Aaackk Centre" retorts...and hurts my feelings...

"can you address, in a semi-literate fashion, the difference between anti-Semitism and being a critic of Israeli foreign policy? No? Didn't think so."

literate fashion?...I was thinkin' spats and a tux but what do i care if you go casual but it is a prestigious event sooo...maybe check with your ma.

Israel?...foreign policy?...nah, I'm too dumb for all that...I shall await with bated breath your live twittering feeds from the "CC HQ "awesome intellect" and devastating logic" Centre" to clue me in...thanks Marty.

we got us a live one.

Neo Conservative said...

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"bobby... er, marty... er, libby gravely intones... 'Bingo Einstein. You are tolerate the Jews because you despise other brown people more.'"

i are, huh? other brown people?

i've gotta say, pal... that "awesome intellect and devastating logic" that you're floggin' here... i'm just not seeing it.

and what's the deal with "the jews" and "the brown people" anyway?

you have all your neighbours divvied up like coloured smarties? hey, maybe the cc/libby part of your persona knows... oh, wait... he's on about "truck blogging & rockets"... forget i asked.

"it's gonna be a party"

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mahmood said...

Oh goodness gracious! just when you think today is gonna be just another day along comes the "CC HQ awesome intellect and devastating logic Centre...

"truck blogging and rockets"

i'm wiping tears and holding my sides...i dare you to find better entertainment, even at 5 bucks a pop.

syncrodox said...

When you eat your smarties do you eat the red ones last? Do you suck them very slowly or crunch them very fast?....

I sure hope someone you-tubes tonights proceedings at the second coming of the Algonquin
Round Table.

Syncro

mahmood said...

Syncro mentions the possibility of you-tube and lo and behold the "CC HQ Devastating Intellect and Awesome Logic Centre" discuss and debate that very idea...please, if there is a God...

It must getting close to showtime so I've been humming that Lionel Richie tune to get in the mood...

We're going to party
Karamu, fiesta, forever
Come on and sing along
All nite long!(all nite)...

I hope the fire marshall doesn't show up and ruin the evening.

syncrodox said...

I just stopped by Cc's site to catch the debate....thanks for the heads up Mahmood.

It would seem that the musings of Canadian Cybil are soo progressive and cutting edge that the witticism and pure brilliance of Bobby can not be captured on cheap media.

Bobby hints that future high end productions are in the works....

I sure hope they have double doors at the CFI or the squirrels are gonna have to have their soirée in the parking lot....all headspace considered.

Syncro

liberal supporter said...

Meanwhile, the real neo is racing from service centre to service centre trying to find a wifi spot so he can contact his vigilante gun club cell. He realizes he needs to call off the operation this time, he was made early today.

syncrodox said...

Shouldn't ls be at the really big shoe by now? Or did Zorph's wife make you buy her dinner too?

Syncro

Neo Conservative said...

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"bobby... er, marty... er, libby whispers... so he can contact his vigilante gun club cell."

yup, bobby... us nefarious "jew tolerators" are a pretty fearsome bunch.

i sure hope you're gonna work some of this really amazing stuff into tonight's lecture... you know, about you being a hero of the resistance... fighting the unrelenting, horrible terminat... hey... wait a minute...

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liberal supporter said...

Shouldn't ls be at the really big shoe by now? Or did Zorph's wife make you buy her dinner too?
I don't live near where the shew is.

mahmood said...

...take the bus, you'll get there eventually.

syncrodox said...

Was that shew or shrew?

Syncro

Martin said...

Ever been to Israel Einstein? Didn't think so. Most of the residents tend to look, you know, Middle Eastern.

Neo Conservative said...

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bobby... er, marty... er, libby... instead of giving us travel tips, how about you explain the title of your recent post... "Stephen Harper: Good little Jew boy".

anti-semitic AND a raging misogynist.

your mummy must be so proud.

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Neo Conservative said...

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looks like big bad shlock-jock "canadian cynic" was on his best pollyanna behaviour at last night's much-ballyhooed evening of douchebaggery.

apparently not a single mention of c@nts, jews... or even the infamous "jew tolerators".

-- main post updated --

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mahmood said...

Heh heh, good times at "CC HQ Try the Veal Productions" as BobbyBoy Day appears well on his way to becoming our very own version of Michael Moore with his cinematic blockbuster "BobbyBoy Day does Sicko", now as entertaining as the Big Shoe was, one will have to monitor "Rotten Tomatoes" for a review, I wanna see the paparazzi chase scene although with BobbyBoy dragging his fatass I'm thinking it was more a slow gait chase, but still a chase is a chase.

But now with his new career in development BobbyBoy is faced with a conundrum of sorts...hiring a booking agent, paparazzi, screaming female fans(this one ought to be particularly interesting), hiring Bubbles the Monkey(apparently he's available now), limos, Beverly Hills, movie stars, kin folk said Californy is the place you ought to be...

so he loaded up his Galactus figurines and moved to Beverly

Hills, that is
swimmin pools, movie stars...

I'm gonna have to set a spell, take my shoes off and wait for the next blockbuster "CC HQ Awesome Intellect and Devastating Logic" movie...coming soon to a theatre near you.