14 April 2009

The trouble with trolls

My own personal troll... who... oh-so coincidentally... happens to be Canadian Cynic's biggest cheerleader... has apparently lost his mind over this post and challenged me to a duel...

I dunno, CC... er... Libby.

It's an awfully long drive down here from Waterloo.

You sure you won't get lost?

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FROM THE COMMENTS:

"I thought the first rule of the fightclub was that you didn't talk about the fightclub."
And...
Dear LS:

You are making an ass of yourself. Everyone is laughing at you. The idea of someone being tough over the internet is ludicrous.

Please, for your own sake, get your lithium prescription refilled.
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BREAKING UPDATE: Suddenly CC, er... Libby, decides...

...he DOES support the troops... and, I guess, snowmobilers...
My arsenal, huh? And I should bring it with me? Hmmm... bring it to this place where you're gonna show me "a real man", right?

And it's just gonna be you & me... and the OPP? Hey... there's a plan.

Well, I have to say dumbstick... you can pedal as hard as you want... but you sure ain't gettin' anywhere.

Hey, CC... which colourful wingnut have you got on deck?

Batter up!

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35 comments:

robins111 said...

Neo, I would put as much value on anything cc said, as what you scrape off your boots.

I mean after a walk in a park where they don't have curbing by-laws.

Strange how progressives can turn anything you say or do into justification for calling you bad.

Anonymous said...

I'm volunteering to be your second

Neo Conservative said...

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"anon says... I'm volunteering to be your second" -- i dunno boys... this sounds like it could get serious... i mean, he called me "a big chicken".

robins111 said...

Remember Neo, sticks & stones, make sure you have some with you.

Big chicken, LOL

RightGirl said...

Oh my. Can I video the event? Pleeeze?

RG

Neo Conservative said...

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seriously, though... you do have to ask yourself... what kind of mad little chihuahua slips his leash like this?

for starters... the guy hasn't the slightest inkling about me or what i'm capable of. for all this dumbstick knows, i'm as big as lawrence taylor and crazier than a bag of hammers.

here's a clue cc... i haven't had a fistfight since seventh grade. now, is that good news... or bad news.

on the other hand... i guess it's easy to talk trash when your only apparent reason for living is anonymously trash-talking middle-aged women who happen to disagree with your politics.

the guy's a bright shining beacon for the gamil gharbis of the world.

so why'd he go off today?

the only explanation i can think of... is that poor ol' cc started drinking early today.

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liberal supporter said...

I will be on the overpass at Hwy 30, interchange 509 on the Highway of Heroes, as I usually am when one of our fallen passes by.

Why don't you show up and try to sneer about snowmobilers while we pay our respects? As I said, bring your arsenal. See how far you get with the local OPP in attendance.

But you won't, will you, coward? Because deaths of soldiers are just pawns for your ongoing daily spew of hate.

I really wish this was funny, you despicable liar.

Anonymous said...

I thought the first rule of the fightclub was that you didn't talk about the fightclub.
Be carefull because my guess is that lib supporter has breasts like meatloaf and he'll slap you with them. Being a liberal and lazy and all that.

rabbit said...

Dear LS:

You are making an ass of yourself. Everyone is laughing at you. The idea of someone being tough over the internet is ludicrous.

Please, for your own sake, get your lithium prescription refilled.

mahmood said...

No surprise this one with his maniacal HAHAHAHA's and "I make 2 million/year story" shows-off his progressive rational/logical debating skills although I did have money on KEVron and his endless supply of LOL's.

Well, as my favorite proggie(Balbull) from ze Bunker would say...Liberal Supporter has a kind of rudimentary, puerile, vulgar aggression, heavy on profanity and light on grammar, reminiscent of the most unpleasant(re: Liberal Supporter)kid you can remember from high school(think Biff in Back to the Future but fouler mouthed and without the endearing qualities)...truer words Balbull...truer words.

btw Balbull!...I think we've found your long lost buddy ANALOGUE... transgendered into one Liberal Supporter...he's yours pal, all yours.

Neo Conservative said...

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and, as well... libby aka cc apparently has a few little heretofore unsuspected kinks... i mean all that talk of "pissing on people"... what the heck is that about?

you've just gotta shake your head at some of these freaks.

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alexb said...

Any possibility we could set up a cage match somewhere ?
Elmira?
A little dust up in the barn, then off for some eats and maybe purchase a quilt?

Rose said...

Anon I wanna be Neo's second, CC should really fight with a girl because he acts like one. When did that twit start supporting the troops? Opps an election is coming the left need to scrub off their hate suits and start wearing their poppies. I oh I oh it's off to a hatefest rally they go.

Neo Conservative said...

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lots of yip-yap with this guy.

funny thing though... it's mostly when he's picking on the female bloggers.

yup... big brave "canadian cesspool".

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hunter said...

Maybe it's because more female bloggers are banning it/him/her from their blogs, so now he actually has to take on a Conservative male.

robins111 said...

He didn't call you poopie pants so he can't be serious.

Leeky Sweek said...

The profanity LS uses is great...I understand only smart people swear like that...*LOL*

Balbulican said...

Hey, Mahmood - dude, stop stealing my lines! At least THIS time you credited me, and I appreciate that - but, jeez, confect your own, why don't you? Royalties, please, royalties...I am working on a retirement here.

mahmood said...

But Balbull, now that I'm as moral and superior as you(according to our BFF KEVron)you'd think that would be payment paid in full?

Balbulican said...

Not complaining. It's kind of touching. When you first stole that paragraph and used it as your own, uncredited, at Nexus of Assholery, I was flattered; it IS a good insult, and given what I've seen of your original efforts at Louise's and elsewhere, plagiarism is definitely the wiser choice.

mahmood said...

Insult?...that may have been an insult(lame)when you squatted and dropped it on neo but really Balbull, having your BFF(CynicBoy, Libby Supporter, KEVron, or whatever he's calling himself this hour)chew on it, well...truer words Balbull...truer words...and I thank you for that one.

btw, now that I've squared away the moral and superior I shall endeavor to work on the hypocrisy, bloviating and blah blah...you sir are my mentor and I shall strive to meet your standards...I jest, I'm not going there...heh.

oh and out of curiosity Balbull, when was the last time and under what conditions did you call your wife a douchebagcunt?...your standards.

insuLOLt

Balbulican said...

Yeah, on the whole, I think you should stick with plagiarism. Makes for better reading.

They do say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, and I suppose plagiarism is the sincerest form of imitation. Many thanks.

Balbulican said...

"when was the last time and under what conditions did you call your wife a douchebagcunt?...your standards."

Gosh, mahmood, I'm afraid you're mistaken: those aren't my standards, and I've never called my wife a cunt. Unlike John McCain, for example.

Neo Conservative said...

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yeah, bully... john mccain... that's what we're talkin' about.

are you a "real man", balbul? do you "piss" on people too?

heck... let's just keep on changin' the channel and go after dastardly dick cheney too.

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Balbulican said...

Shrug. Talk to Mahmood. It was his question.

Neo Conservative said...

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p.s. - bully... i'm also a little surprised that wikipedia addicts like you & stoogeleft would have the nerve to refer to plagiarism.

funny how so many of you leftbots are simply about jamming up the conversation.

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Balbulican said...

Wow. It really did bug you, being wrong about Lepine, didn't it?

I think you need to check the definition of "plagiarism", Neo. It means stealing someone else's writing and passing it off as your own, as mahmood did at Nexus. It doesn't mean "looking something up in Wikipedia".

It doesn't SEEM like a very tricky distinction.

But if you're looking for irony, you might find it in the remark mahmood made a few threads ago about lefties who steal their lines and their thoughts from others. Heh.

mahmood said...

Awww Balbull, that's it...you've got no snap, crackle, pop son, hell even the half/wit KEVron comes up with marginally better material...here's the thing Balbull, go with your gut and stick to your edict of not feeding the troll, ignoring the troll or whatever it is you do with trolls because man...that was lame...I was expecting your friend "Hanson" to make an appearance...I'm sorry now that I got you up off your ass for "that."

btw...you know what they say about old Balbulls?...send 'em to the baloney factory...heh.

oh and about that "standard" thingy, your're right, they're not your standards per se, you haven't got the balbulls for that but standing on the sidelines cheering?...yeh, that's the stuff Balbulls are made from.

Balbulican said...

"ven the half/wit KEVron comes up with marginally better material..."

And yet you plagiarize from me...I'm honoured.

mahmood said...

...you got that right.

Balbulican said...

Well, it's good you didn't deny the theft.

Cretinous is your cross to bear - it's not your fault - but dishonest is a choice. Well done.

mahmood said...

Sure Balbull, I'll take the
"cretinous" when you wear the hypocritical, bloviating sanctimonious Cesspool effluent you drip on conservative sites and God knows where else...and as for dishonest?...heh.

mahmood said...

Balbull?...oh oh, I think I may have just quashed any hope(in hell)neo (I know neo, I know) may have had in obtaining the coveted and much sought after link to the StoogeLeftBunker...and for that I don't apologize...heh heh.

Neo Conservative said...

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hey, balbul... i suppose it escaped your notice that, ironically... in response to a post about trolls... you jumped in here eight times with, well... you figure it out.

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Anonymous said...

Give it to him!
Beat him like Ruby beats her nannies!


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