31 August 2008

"As long as you show up..."

"...you're not gonna fail."

"There's a lot more leniency and a lot less work in credit recovery," says a teacher at one middle-of-the-pack Toronto school. "Kids know that, if they fail, they can do the class again in six weeks."

Credit recovery is also a convenient way for some teachers to shuffle the losers out of their hair.

"It has turned into a huge program here," says the teacher, who, like most, won't speak on the record for fear of professional consequences.
In Dalton McSlippery's Ontario... there's no such thing as failing.

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FROM THE COMMENTS:
"I believe this approach to teaching emphasizes the child's self-esteem ahead of other trivial matters, such as actually learning."

"That way Ontario's next generation of underachievers can gaze proudly into the fry vat."
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RELATED: Failing and disappearing
Thirteen schools closed in Ontario in 2008, but 77 schools are on a list recommended for closing. Most of them will be gone in June, Ms. Kidder predicted. Canada is experiencing steady long-term decline in enrolment.

The number of school-aged children dropped to 5.2 million in 2005-06, down 3 per cent from 1999.

Local school authorities and experts in most provinces say the decline will continue through 2013 and beyond. With little national debate, the country is walking into an irreversible process that will leave dozens of communities in tatters, Ms. Kidder said.

"We have to decide as a society whether we're going to say, 'Oh well' and just keep emptying all these parts of the country," she said.

"It's a big public policy issue and it's a national one."
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LAST WORD: Second, third... forever chances

Ontario... land of no consequences...
"Shoot a gun, deal drugs or assault a neighbour and your days in Toronto's public housing should be over."

"The truth is, nothing can be further from the truth."
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The I-word

How long will it take the "race hustlers" to pop up and label this guy... an "Uncle Tom-Tom"?

"This is a biased blog. It reflects a point of view."

"My name is Robert Jago, I live in Yorkville in Toronto, where I am the head of an HR firm. I am a card carrying American Indian, educated in Vancouver and the Middle East."
It's pretty amazing what you can accomplish when you're not sitting around fomenting anarchy.

It can also have its more sombre moments... as you reflect on the cultural luddites who choose to stay behind and stagnate.
"Looking just at natives - we live in over crowded shacks, we are riddled with disease, and we have the smallness of spirit that comes with all that."

"Here’s the difference and the reason I am depressed - we don’t have a dream."
(via ffof)

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RELATED: Clue #1... it wasn't Stephen Harper

Pop Quiz -- Who said...
"Hard work, not handouts, is the way to solving the criminally high rate of native unemployment, poverty and incarceration."
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Dear CHRC...

"One of the tenets of Canadian law – a real human right, not one of your counterfeit human rights such as the 'right not to be offended' – is equal justice under law."

"That means that rich or poor, powerful or powerless, everybody is treated the same way before the law. It’s a legal tradition that dates all the way back to the Magna Carta signed by King John."

"I know he’s a dead white man, and Christian to boot, so the CHRC would regard him as the enemy."

"But Canada still follows those rules."

Signed,

Ezra Levant

"P.S. Stop sending your correspondence to my father."
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Remember when you were a kid...

...and you'd always be stumbling across people with bullet wounds when you went out to play with your friends?

A 26-year-old man is recovering from a bullet wound to the leg after he was found screaming and writhing in pain between two homes in Vaughan.

Police added witnesses saw a number of people running away after the shooting, but are focused on one, possibly two males, as suspects in the shooting.
Yeah... me neither.

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FROM THE COMMENTS:
"I oppose the demonizing of Toronto, since I never see your blog mention any non-Toronto murders or attacks."
Hmmmm... that's funny... perhaps some sort of reading disability?
"Saskatchewan again had the highest rate of all provinces, with 4.1 homicides for every 100,000 people."
And, oops... look over here...
"The minister said Vancouver has the second highest rate of violent and property crimes of any major city in the United States or Canada."
Wait a minute... what's that over there?
"The RCMP charged Pingoatuk (Ping) Kolola of Kimmirut, Nunavut, on Wednesday with first-degree murder in the shooting death of RCMP Constable Douglas Scott."
Maybe, Nonny-bot... you should try reading slower.

Lots more where those came from.

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And that'd be... BLINK!!!

Jack and Gilles went up the Hill... and Steffi came grovelling after...

Meetings with NDP Leader Jack Layton and the Bloc's Gilles Duceppe have so far followed a similar script: the opposition leaders emerged to say Mr. Harper is intent on breaking his promise not to dissolve Parliament before October 2009 and the prime minister's spokesman emerge to insist the opposition is intent on paralyzing Parliament.

Mr. Dion will sit down with the prime minister despite asserting that he had no time in his schedule before September 9th.
Funny how that works.

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RELATED: Media bias? What media bias?
Read all about our "nasty Prime Minister" and... wait for it... his "Conservative warlords."

Good grief.

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Voting with their wallets

-- Aug. 31 (Bloomberg) -- Republican presidential candidate John McCain took in $6.8 million in donations yesterday, when he named Alaska Governor Sarah Palin his running mate.

The amount was a single-day record, McCain spokeswoman Brooke Buchanan said last night. The amount is more than the Arizona senator raised during the entire fourth quarter of 2007.
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RELATED: To all the Palin doubters...

Everybody yaps about "thinking out of the box"... why is it they all lose their minds when somebody actually does it?
“We must succeed,” Mr. Bush told General Casey, according to notes taken by a participant. “We will commit the resources. If they can’t, we will. If the bicycle teeters, put our hand back on it.”

“I support you guys 100 percent, but I need to ask you tough questions,” Mr. Bush added.

“Different times call for different kinds of questions.”
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LAST WORD: The despicable loony left

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The Audacity of Hopelessness

Isn't this sorta like pullin' gum off the underside of the restaurant table... and crying "Eureka!"

Green party Leader Elizabeth May introduced Independent MP Blair Wilson — a former Liberal first elected in 2006 — as a Green MP at a news conference Saturday morning in the capital.

The Vancouver MP resigned from the Liberal caucus last fall after allegations of spending irregularities in his 2006 campaign.

Mr. Wilson is also contemplating a defamation suit against family members following an ugly financial dispute.
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30 August 2008

Stand by for breaking news...

...on gravity holding stuff down.

If you can make it there...

...you'd better be wearing a condom...

New York City's Department of Health and Human Hygiene said the report is the "most precise estimate yet" of annual infections of the HIV virus in New York City.

The report says in 2006, nearly 4,800 New Yorkers contracted HIV, the virus that causes AIDS. This means there were 72 new infections per 100,000 people. That number is three times higher than the national rate, in which the incidence of new infection is 23 per 100,000 people.

Overall, an estimated 100,000 New Yorkers are known to be HIV positive.
Another egregious case of "live and don't learn."

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Shssssh.... they're not cops

They're, well... sort of a teaching aid...

The School Resource Officers are part of an experiment to address crime and earn student trust, the heads of the public and Catholic boards said yesterday.
And, of course, there's absolutely no correlation between this police deployment and areas known for gun-toting thugs...
The program promotes prevention and those that will have police are not necessarily known as high-risk schools, he said.
I can't wait to hear how many coppers they're deploying at Upper Canada College.

Only in Canada.

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RELATED: Vote of confidence
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LAST WORD: Get your kids out...

...while you still can.
-- TORONTO -- Four teenagers are in hospital with minor injuries after a shooting outside a house party at an apartment building in the city’s west end. Police were called to a home on Jane St near Lawrence Ave W. just before 10 p.m. Friday night, said Staff Sgt Bob Skinner.

The victims, ranging from 15 to 19 years old, all sustained non-life threatening shotgun wounds to the legs. They were found at the back of an apartment building and transported to local hospitals for treatment.

“The victims themselves and the crowd are being un-cooperative and as such there are no leads,” Skinner said. Skinner added that the victims are known to police.

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More bad news for Timmy

The top Canadian soldier in Afghanistan announced Saturday that 800 American soldiers have officially joined his own forces in the dangerous Kandahar province of Afghanistan.

The arrival of the American battalion last month almost doubled the number of foot soldiers on the ground in the province that is under Canadian command.

They will be stationed in the Maywand district northwest of Kandahar city and will report to Brigadier-General Denis Thompson, the Canadian head of Task Force Afghanistan.
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What's not to like?

The presence of Palin on the ticket also gives the GOP a claim on the historic nature of this election: Barriers will be broken no matter who wins.

"You want change," says a McCain aide. "Here we come."

She was a sportscaster and a fisherwoman, doesn't mind smelling like salmon occasionally, was once runner-up in the Miss Alaska competition, and her husband is a champion snowmobiler.

For all I know, she may also throw knives.
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RELATED: Initial reaction seems favourable
Sarah Palin has already received a better reception than Joe Biden from voters. Biden initially only received a 39% favorability rating when announced a week ago, and still hasn’t climbed above 50%.

In contrast, Palin has a 53% favorability on Day One.
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29 August 2008

Oh, man... that's just spooky

So, Charlie... what you're saying is... the Inspectors at Maple Leaf Foods... were totally unqualified alcoholics who got their jobs because their dad was the boss?

-- OTTAWA -- The Mayor of Walkerton, Ont. is calling for a public inquiry into the outbreak of listeria, saying he cannot believe lessons failed to be learned from the tainted water tragedy that killed seven people in May 2000.

Mayor Charlie Bagnato released a statement today decrying the current outbreak as “outrageous” and noting that some of the cabinet ministers who were in the Ontario government in 2000 are now in the federal cabinet.
Sorry Charlie... your buddy Stephane already stepped in this one.

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FROM THE COMMENTS:

And Charlie... you're blaming "cabinet ministers" for the seven fatalities in Walkerton?

Seriously?
"Mayor Bagnato knows a lot about the importance of a trustworthy and reliable operator. In 2000, contaminated water killed seven people and sickened more than 2,300."

"After the tragedy, Walkerton disbanded its public utilities commission, shed the dishonest and inept Koebel brothers and handed operations over to Ontario Clean Water Agency (OCWA), the Crown-owned agency that operates water or wastewater facilities for more than 200 municipalities across the province."
And yeah, Chuckles... while we're here, let's just take a closer look at who's responsible for what.

(h/t jag in comments)

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LAST WORD: Speaking of cabinet ministers
-- MONTREAL -- A Montreal newspaper is reporting that a former cabinet minister in charge of the federal program linked to the sponsorship scandal has bought a vineyard in Quebec's Eastern Townships with a government loan of more than $500,000.

Montreal La Presse reports today that the purchase of the Dunham vineyard was registered last Friday in the Quebec Land Registry for $733,687. The loan from Farm Credit Canada, a federal crown corporation, was for $550,000.
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"He is still angry..."

"...for me throwing him out, and is upset that I haven't just forgiven him, however, the information I have received, is - as hard as it is - I need to be resolute in my message that what he has done is abhorrent and unacceptable..."

"So – tell me that a nice clean clinic isn’t, to some degree, a subtle message that:

a) Using heroin can be 'safe';
b) Society doesn’t judge you for what you are doing, and in fact, is in a small way, supportive."


"To everyone who has sent a subtle or not-so-subtle message to my son that drug use and dealing is 'victimless' – well, f*ck you all."
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RELATED: Drug addiction... the victimless crime
-- TORONTO -- As detectives search for the family of a man whose decomposing body was discovered in a recycling bin earlier this week, a crack-addicted pregnant woman remains in custody charged with his slaying.
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Whoa... never saw that comin'

I thought... maybe Condi Rice...

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RELATED: At CTV... the spin starts early...

After hearing of McCain's choice of running mate, Democratic nominee Barack Obama congratulated Palin."

"He told reporters in Pennsylvania while he hasn't met her, Palin seems like 'a compelling person' with a 'terrific" personal story.'"
Yeah, yeah... that's nice... but I think you guys skipped over the part where the Obamaniacs were a little less than gracious...
Barack Obama campaign spokesman Bill Burton: “Today, John McCain put the former mayor of a town of 9,000 with zero foreign policy experience a heartbeat away from the presidency.
Hey Bill... don't you mean the present Governor of Alaska... who has, well... the same amount of foreign policy experience as the Big O himself?

Let's just think about that...
Other Republicans also pointed out that, as a state governor, she stands alone among the four presidential and vice-presidential hopefuls to have executive office experience.
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David Miller's "Phony War"

Yes, Toronto... rise up and praise your mighty warrior-king...

The final shot for the Canadian National Recreation Association Gun Club's shooting range in Union Station was fired Wednesday night --the fatal round coming from Toronto Mayor David Miller.

Are you feeling safer today with the eviction and closure of this pistol range? Or did you even know it was there, since nothing terrible happened there in the eight decades when it was a CN-owned property and then later when it was turned over to the municipality?

Unfortunately for the 130 members who had never had an incident or accident in 81 years, Miller found out they were tucked away on the seventh floor and that was the end of them.

"It's a crime," said club president Tom Bradbeer, a member since 1982. "We feel very sad."
And the reality here is, this takes not a single illegal gun out of circulation. Toronto's actual pistol-packin' thugs will continue their reign of terror unabated.

Shutting down these totally law-abiding citizens is simply political theatre designed to cast the Mayor as a crime-fighter.

And what villains did his blondeness dispatch on this august occasion?
He described a sombre scene of about 20 defeated members gathering around telling stories and each taking a final shot in the range that helped train everyone from police officers to Olympians like Avianna Chao, just back from Beijing.

"There were some speeches," Bradbeer said. "We cleaned out the filing cabinets. When we left, the lock codes were changed and we can no longer get in any more."

Just like that. They were evicted from their only home since 1927.
Hey, Super Dave... maybe you can turn the range into a city-funded heroin parlour.

Truly... I fear for my country.

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Iran continues...

...to pump up the "nuclear jam."

-- TEHRAN -- A top Iranian official say the country now has 4,000 working nuclear centrifuges.

Deputy Foreign Minister Ali Reza Sheik Attar made the claim to Iranian state media Friday, saying another 3,000 centrifuges will soon be installed at Iran's main nuclear site in Natanz.
And, altruists that they are, the mad mullahs are more than willing to share the love.
Iran said Thursday it had agreed to share nuclear technology with Nigeria to help the African nation produce more energy.
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RELATED: So where is Team Obama on this?
Michael Rubin, a lecturer at the Naval Postgraduate School, published an article in The Washington Post on Tuesday in which he surveys Biden's statements and positions concerning Iran.

From his survey it emerges that for more than a decade now Biden's attitude toward the Islamic Republic has been soft and conciliatory.

It is no wonder that the senator and soon to be Democratic candidate for the vice presidency is the favorite senior American politician of the regime in Tehran.

Ayatollah Mohammed Kashani, who is close to the spiritual leader Ali Khamenei, praised Biden for his opposition to the military option and said, in a sermon in Tehran in December 2007, "The senator said rightly that Israel was not able to suppress Hezbollah in Lebanon, so how can the United States deal face to face with a nation of 70 million?"

As is the custom, the cleric's words were greeted by his audience with cries of "Death to America."
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To give Obama his due...

...he gives good teleprompter...

McCain's campaign dubbed the stage constructed for the evening the "Temple of Obama," and hoped the rally would strengthen their efforts to portray Obama as a political celebrity out of touch with ordinary voters.

"Looks like they're getting ready for the emperor to arrive, don't you think?" quipped Minnesota Gov. Tim Pawlenty, a potential McCain's vice presidential running mate.

"I think with the Roman columns and the facade it's perfect, because the facade is for production purposes, but there's not much behind it."
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RELATED: Meanwhile, north of the border...

..."Obama-Lite" is stirring the Big Green Cauldron...
When Mr. Dion launched the Green Shift last June, he said Liberals would spend the summer having a "dialogue" with Canadians about the complicated plan.

Since then, one insider said the leader has rejected any criticism of the plan, insisting "there will be no changes, not a comma."
'
The progressive, compassionate left... they just know what's best for you.

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cc: Bernie Farber

"Wake up and smell the kangaroos!"

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28 August 2008

McCain VEEP done deal?

Republican presidential candidate John McCain decided on a running mate early Thursday, and one top prospect, Minnesota Gov. Tim Pawlenty, abruptly canceled numerous public appearances.

The Arizona senator will appear with his No. 2 at an Ohio rally on Friday, aides said, though they provided no details on McCain's pick.

Without explanation, Pawlenty called off an Associated Press interview at the last minute, as well as other media interviews in Denver, site of the Democratic National Convention.
I guess we'll see.

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Just another reason...

...to get the hell outta Hogtown...

When Toronto high school students return to class, they will be joined by Toronto police officers, CTV News has learned.

Uniformed police officers will be posted at about two-dozen public high schools and two Catholic high schools beginning in October.
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Even the junkies know...

...this really isn't about their salvation...

These are the people to whom Insite really matters; not the drug addicts themselves, but the bureaucrats and politicians who will have smaller empires if Insite is closed.

They are selling Insite to the public on the basis that harm reduction represents the compassionate way to deal with addiction.

They are the empathy industry.
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FROM THE COMMENTS: A question for Stephane Dion
"My 17 year old son has been charged with trafficking crack cocaine..."
And, Roblaw continues...
"The resounding advice, from former addicts, dealers and their families, was you have to force them to hit rock bottom before they will get it."

"As hard as it was, my son was out of the home, was hiring his own lawyer (even though I am a lawyer with criminal lawyers in my office) and while I have told him I love him, I have told him he is not welcome in my home until he has shown that he has turned his life around."
I can't imagine the courage it must have taken to do this.

Read it all.

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Here's hoping...

...they'll finally be able to break that... ribbed, lubricated "latex ceiling."

-- TORONTO -- The University of Toronto will launch Canada's first graduate program in sexual diversity studies this fall, allowing students to pursue master's and PhD programs focused on the sexual aspect of everything from pulp fiction to public health.

The graduate degrees will be collaborative programs with other faculties, meaning that students apply through departments such as history or law, but their thesis topics are approved through the Centre for Sexual Diversity Studies.

The research interests of this year's grad students range from queer theatre in Canada to the homoerotics of militarism and peace activism.
Ah, yes... worthy subjects all.

So, what exactly does one do with a doctorate in... "Let's get it on?"
Paul Halferty, 34, is in the fifth year of his PhD at U of T's drama centre, but will enter the collaborative program this year to continue his research in queer theatre.

Mr. Halferty believes his focus on sexuality will help him find a teaching job at a university.
But, of course.

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To tell you the truth, Bill...

You seem more like a... "live and don't learn"... sort of guy to me...

"Everything I learned in eight years as president … has convinced me that Barack Obama is the man for this job," Mr. Clinton said to a wildly waving sea of American flags.
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RELATED: Everybody just settle down...

...Hillary knows what's best for you too.
Earlier in the day, Mrs Clinton earlier halted a roll call vote - in which each state, in alphabetical order, declares how many votes were cast for each candidate in the primaries - to call for Mr Obama's nomination by voice vote.

Many in the crowd shouted back "No!" as she released them, but Mrs Clinton urged them to put the party first.

The roll call for the nomination included Mrs Clinton's name in a bid to placate her disappointed supporters.
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Fixed Date Elections Bill (C-16)

- Third Reading - 6 November 2006 -

Notes for an Address by the Honourable Robert Nicholson Leader of the Government in the House of Commons and Minister for Democratic Reform

Excerpt:

* Mr. Speaker, some Opposition members had concerns that this bill is illusory in that the Prime Minister can call an election at any point up until the fixed date for the election.

* However, Mr. Speaker, the Prime Minister has to retain his prerogative to advise dissolution to allow for situations when the government loses the confidence of the House.

* This is a fundamental principle of our system of responsible government.

* Moreover, if the bill were to indicate that the Prime Minister could only advise dissolution in the event of a loss of confidence, it would have to define ‘confidence’ and the dissolution of the House of Commons would be justiciable in the courts – something that we certainly do not want.
(h/t reader rich)

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FROM THE COMMENTS:
"Aw come on, everyone knows the Prime Minister is breaking the law. The Liberal Party says so, and they would never, ever mislead people - remember when they warned us that Harper was going to put soldiers in our cities with guns, they were right about that, right?"
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Spirit of Trudeaupian generosity...

...to, actually, themselves... puts BC Liberals in NDP's sights...

Huge pay hikes for senior bureaucrats may account for the NDP passing the governing Liberals in a new poll, the Liberals admit.

Finance Minister Colin Hansen said yesterday it's "quite possible" that senior staff wage increases up to 43 per cent accounted for the Angus Reid poll numbers.
NDP honcho Carole James thinks it's more than a possibility...
"It happened on a Friday afternoon on the opening day of the Beijing Olympics. They wanted to hide it. The government believed it could get away with anything."
C'mon, Carole... deep breaths... they're Liberals... it's what they do.

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27 August 2008

Goofy, Mickey and...

...INCOMING!!!!!!!...

Tourism is a tough sell in Iraq, however, because there are still suicide attacks that kill dozens and infrastructure is weak. But since insurgent attacks and sectarian bloodshed have declined over the past year, Iraqis are venturing outside their homes.
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The proof is in...

...the pudding-head.

-- Financial Post -- The most overblown comments have come from Liberal leader Stephane Dion, who has suggested that the Maple Leaf situation reflects that of the tainted water tragedy at Walkerton eight years ago, when seven died and several thousand became sick.

Mr. Dion pointed out that Mr. Clement was part of the Mike Harris Ontario government that was allegedly "partly" to blame for the deaths at Walkerton.

The Liberal leader went on to accuse the federal Conservatives of "wanting to take the same deregulation approach to food."
Of course, Steffi... as per usual... is talkin' outta his ass.
The linking of Walkerton to deregulation is totally inaccurate.

The inquiry into Walkerton fingered lazy, unqualified and incompetent government employees. Private testing was one of the few parts of the system that worked.

Mr. Dion should be ashamed if he doesn't know that. He should be even more ashamed if he does.
(h/t reader rich)

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FROM THE COMMENTS:
Nepotism is definitely one of the worst problems of a small town. In this case, according to O'Connor's report:

"Mr. Koebel began his employment at the Walkerton PUC in 1972, at the age of 19. He had a Grade 11 education. His father was the foreman of the Walkerton Works Department at the time."
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UPDATE: Will this be enough for Dion?
-- TORONTO -- Canada's food inspection system, under scrutiny amid a massive meat recall and a listeriosis outbreak that's killed at least five people, was absolved of blame Wednesday by the president of embattled meat giant Maple Leaf Foods and defended by the minister of agriculture.

Michael McCain - the Maple Leaf chief executive whose abject apology has been playing in television commercials across Canada for nearly a week - said both the recall and the responsibility for fixing it are for his company to bear alone.
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The New Oil?

A Quebec think-tank with a blue-chip business board of directors has waded into one of the most controversial issues in Canadian politics by coming out in favour of bulk water exports.

“Large-scale exports of fresh water would be a wealth-creating idea for Quebec and for Canada as a whole,” the Montreal Economic Institute said Wednesday. “It is urgent to look seriously at developing our blue gold.”

Indeed, Quebec could generate $65-billion a year in gross revenue if it were to export 10 per cent of the one trillion cubic metres of “renewable fresh water” available to it each year, according to an MEI research paper.
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Dems counting on "Slick Willie"

To work his manly charms...

The convention has also zeroed in on the two critical demographics: working-class voters and women, which make up a large percentage of the undecided voters and were the core groups supporting Hillary Clinton in the primaries.

In 2004, women and Latinos were the key deciders of the election, with large numbers of older women switching from John Kerry to President Bush in the last month because of concerns about national security.

They are likely to decide the election again, and Mr. McCain is investing heavily in the security argument even as the economy has been steadily rising as job No. 1 for the next president.
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FROM THE COMMENTS:

Meanwhile, back at Mount Olympus

-- DENVER (Reuters) -- Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama's big speech on Thursday night will be delivered from an elaborate columned stage resembling a miniature Greek temple.

Some 80,000 supporters will see Obama appear from between plywood columns painted off-white, reminiscent of Washington's Capitol building or even the White House, to accept the party's nomination for president.

Once Obama speaks, confetti will rain down on him and fireworks will be fired off from locations around the stadium wall.
Please, please... enough with the blinding white light!

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RELATED: Of course... heroes often fail

And you know... that ain't gonna be pretty

Different, uh... strokes

This sorta puts me in mind of those gory mock crucifixions the media trots out every year around Easter.

A devout Muslim has been found guilty of child cruelty after forcing two boys to beat themselves during a religious ceremony, in an unprecedented case.

The jury at Manchester Crown Court found 44-year-old Syed Mustafa Zaidi guilty of two counts of child cruelty. The boys, aged 13 and 15, were forced to beat themselves with a zanjeer whip, with five curved blades.

He denied his actions were wrong, saying: "This is a part of our religion."
Well... I guess that would be hard to argue.

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So we went down...

... to the Walmart superstore in Belleville to get school supplies for the boy... and as usual... there were 3 cashiers manning the almost 30 checkout stations.

I mean, why do they even put in more than three stations if they don't intend to ever use them? It's like they're saying... "Obviously, with a few more minimum-wage scanner jockeys, we could speed this process up... but you're just not important enough to us to do it."

“A whopping 86 per cent of participants polled admitted to walking out of a store frustrated with having waited too long for service,” said Maritz, which advises companies on how to improve their performance.
Now I'm not sure why anyone would need to pay a consulting firm to figure out that people don't actually look forward to standing in long lines... but I won't be going back there anytime soon.

And don't even start about the self-checkout stations. I got suckered into doing that over at Home Depot and after the scanner couldn't read the sku numbers off the labels... the printer wasn't able to manufacture a receipt.

What the hell happened to actual customer service?

I don't get it.

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More adventures in...

...the pursuit of... well... something other than excellence.

-- BRISBANE, AUSTRALIA -- A school in northern Australia will review a ban on cartwheels, handstands and other gymnastic tumbles in the playground after a community backlash, the state education department said Wednesday.

Kylie Buschgens said her 10-year-old daughter had been punished for doing cartwheels, even on the grass, after students were told of the ban at a recent assembly.
Fortunately, this one may get nipped in the bud.
On Tuesday, Education Minister Rod Welford suggested the school should overturn its decision.

“I think the decision by the principal in Townsville the other day was prompted by the fact that increasingly we as a community are wrapping our children in cotton wool,” Mr. Welford said. “I think our generation of parents are mollycoddling their children.”
Just ask Jericho Scott.

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26 August 2008

Dear Mayor Miller

Maybe picking on members of the Olympic shooting team... isn't gonna solve Toronto's problems after all...

Cops now believe he'd been lying there for hours before a passerby stumbled onto his lifeless body.

But beyond figuring out who killed him and why, they have an equally perplexing question: how did a man known to hang out almost exclusively in the downtown core wind up in a place he likely never even knew about?
And it's not like we're talking about a single problem area.
Homicide detectives are investigating the possible murder of a man found on the front lawn of a house in the city’s east-end this morning.

The man, who has not been identified, was found with severe injuries to his body when police arrived at the scene on Bon Echo Court, Scarborough about 7 a.m.
And there's a lot of problems that have nothing to do with guns at all.
A Toronto man is facing charges after a pair of stabbings in two separate city locations, police said today.

Mauricio Antonio Delgado-Cruz, 37, allegedly sliced a man in the back in the early afternoon yesterday, fleeing the Yonge St.-Orchardview Blvd. area shortly after.

Police say he then approached another victim near Eglinton Ave. W. and Bathurst St. and stabbed him several times with a pen.
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FROM THE COMMENTS:
"It gets better: Two of the charges for Mauricio Antonio Delgado−Cruz are 'Fail To Comply Recognizance.'"

"Great. Lets go for threezies!"
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UPDATE: Latest murder victim identified
Toronto police have identified a body found near a Scarborough home as belonging to 19-year-old Caxtons Kyeremeh.

Kyeremeh has been described as well-known to police, regarding weapons, ammunition and drug-related offences.
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WELCOME, YET AGAIN, READERS OF CANADIAN CYNIC

Apparently, the Cynic is a big believer in politically correct censorship. If it doesn't fit his lofty, lefty, compassionate world view... it is verboten.

He's not disputing that any of these events happened... you just aren't allowed to acknowledge them.

Or Canadian Cynic et al... will fix your wagon.
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RELATED: Your money... his friends
Is 17 people travelling to Quebec City on the city's dime the kind of services Torontonians are in need of? Mayor David Miller never mentioned this junket when he was ramming through his new tax reforms last year.

And here we were thinking the City of Toronto was dirt poor -- you know, we must help bail these turkeys out.

Turns out, during an era where there was fear of not making budget, the city fathers miraculously found $41,854 to cover expenses for 17 people to go to beautiful old Quebec.

C'est bon.
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If there is a God...

...he's got a pretty weird sense of humour.

-- LOS ANGELES -- Dave Freeman, co-author of “100 Things to Do Before You Die,” a travel guide and ode to odd adventures that inspired readers and imitators, died after hitting his head in a fall at his home.

He was 47.
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FROM THE COMMENTS:
"Things to do - No.#68... Fix loose step on basement stairs."
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Biden & the "Dead Cat Bounce"

-- PRINCETON, NJ -- It's official: Barack Obama has received no bounce in voter support out of his selection of Sen. Joe Biden to be his vice presidential running mate.
Say it ain't so, Joe!
Gallup Poll Daily tracking from Aug. 23-25, the first three-day period falling entirely after Obama's Saturday morning vice presidential announcement, shows 46% of national registered voters backing John McCain and 44% supporting Obama, not appreciably different from the previous week's standing for both candidates.

This is the first time since Obama clinched the nomination in early June, though, that McCain has held any kind of advantage over Obama in Gallup Poll Daily tracking.
But, hey... he'll always have Teddy.

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RELATED: What about the plagiarism?
The Biden episode merits revisiting because as acts of plagiarism go, it was spectacular, and because it points to other dicey chapters in his life.

To know Biden in full, you must appreciate his parts.
And guess what?

It wasn't the first time he'd done it.
If you give Biden the benefit of the doubt—and I don't—you'd expect that such a calamitous "mistake" from his youth would have seared into his mind the importance of keeping his mitts off of other people's words.

That it didn't speaks terabytes about his character.
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"Holy crap!"

...say freaked out Liberals... "These guys say stuff... and they actually mean it."

-- OTTAWA -- “The country must have a government that can function during a time of economic uncertainty, and if it's not this government, or not this Parliament, the public will have an opportunity to decide whom.”

“The opposition parties have been threatening and or demanding an election for some time, so I think if that is eventually where we have to go, I don't think they will at this point be able to say they're the least bit surprised.”
C'mon, Steffi... be a man.

You might just get to like it.

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Yeah, I'm shocked...

...who could have possibly seen this coming?

-- Pyongyang -- North Korea says it has halted work to disable its main nuclear reactor. Official media in Pyongyang blame Washington for the move and warn the government may restart its nuclear program, breaking international promises to dismantle it.
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They can't take care of themselves...

...and now we're gonna magically turn them into horse-whisperers?

The Vancouver-based organization behind the city's controversial supervised-injection site hopes to purchase a piece of land where recovering hard-core addicts could take care of horses as part of a long-term recovery program geared toward those using its supervised-injection site and detox facilities.
With the whole health-care system imploding... how about we spend resources on people... who actually care if they live or die?

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A little pushback...

...from the guys on the other side of the fence.

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Say, Teddy...

...while we're still on audacity...

Party officials will be hoping the Kennedy magic will help to heal rifts that remain between the supporters of Senator Obama and his rival for the nomination, Hillary Clinton.
I guess I'm just a little unclear why anybody would look to this guy to walk their dog... never mind heal any rifts.
Ted Kennedy's own tilt for the presidency foundered in 1980, but his career was forever marked down for his role in the death of a campaign volunteer, Mary Jo Kopechne, a year after Bobby's killing.

After leaving a party he drove off a bridge on the Massachusetts island of Chappaquiddick and left the scene of the accident, failing to report it to the police for several hours. Ms Kopechne was trapped in the car and drowned.
You feel like maybe clearing up a few murky questions here?

Yeah... that's what I thought.

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LAST WORD:
Sen. Ted Kennedy: "And when the Reagan administration was selling arms to Iran, WHERE WAS GEORGE?"

Answer: "Dry, sober, and at home with his wife." -- P.J. O'Rourke
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25 August 2008

The pursuit of... well...

...something other than excellence...

-- NEW HAVEN -- The fighting started this week when Coach Wilfred Vidro refused a directive by league officials to replace 9-year-old pitcher Jericho Scott, whose pitching they say is so hard, fast and accurate that it might frighten or discourage other players.
So now the nanny state's gonna step in and mess with a fourth grader's proud accomplishment? Whatever's going on here... and there's talk it involves another team sponsored by the league president... it's just wrong.
Vidro said Saturday, “There’s no such thing as any kid pitching too hard. ... Let him play and your kid is going to get better.”

On Saturday, with no other youth teams in sight, Jericho’s team took on the parents instead. And their winning streak continued, 7-5.
(h/t reader dan)

Those triumphant Dems...

...sure know how to party...

"There's a moment that you want to enjoy your bitterness."
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The God Card

Of course... he's nothing like that famous demon-worshipper... Stephen Harper...

"Is this God of whom you speak an important factor in your life?"

"It is part of the hope I have" was the reply. "A creator who is full of love. I hope this is true. I am a man of hope."

"I will play hope but Stephen Harper plays fear."
Apparently, we're just baby steps away from "blood-libel."

C'mon, Steffi... you bring it!

It's not like your hug-a-thug ethos is winning you too many votes.

He's not a rich guy like McCain

Good ol' Barry's just like you and me...

Obama officials said a key purpose of the convention is to give voters a better sense of the candidate’s biography and roots. A film that appeared to be a biography of Obama was playing silently in the Pepsi Center Sunday afternoon.

In Wisconsin Sunday, Obama said he hoped convention viewers would conclude, “He’s sort of like us. He comes from a middle-class background, went to school on scholarships. He and his wife had to figure out child care and how to start a college fund for their kids.”
Well... maybe there's a few small differences...
Just hours before tonight's big Pennsylvania debate, Barack Obama kept his pledge to release his income tax return for 2007.

It shows that he and his wife Michelle earned more than in previous years -- more than $4.2 million, with about $261,000 from salaries and the rest from book royalties.
Oops.

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RELATED: Apparently, he was afraid...

...to tell her himself. Yeah, that's Commander-in-Chief material.
-- DENVER, Colorado (CNN) -- Hillary Clinton learned Friday she would not be Barack Obama’s running mate by a close associate and later that day spoke directly to Obama, according to a senior Obama aide and a Democratic official.

The associate was asked by the Obama campaign to inform Clinton she was not his running mate before it was publicly announced. It is not clear what Clinton and Obama talked about in the private conversation that took place later.
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The View from Here

Joe Biden - Democrat

"Ladies and gentlemen, your kitchen table is like mine. You sit there at night...after you put the kids to bed and you talk, you talk about what you need. You talk about how much you are worried about being able to pay the bills. Well, ladies and gentlemen, that's not a worry John McCain has to worry about. It's a pretty hard experience.

"He'll have to figure out which of the seven kitchen tables to sit at!"
John McCain - Republican
"I spent 22 years in the Navy. My grandfather was in the Navy. We in the military service tend to move a lot. We have to live in all parts of the country, all parts of the world. I wish I could have had the luxury, like you, of growing up and living and spending my entire life in a nice place like the first district of Arizona, but I was doing other things."

"As a matter of fact, when I think about it now, the place I lived longest in my life was Hanoi."
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Seriously, I can't wait for next weeks...

..."preventing your baby from being stolen and replaced with a changeling" initiative.

Hey, Petey... if your 50 seat airliner falls out of the sky and plunges into a lake at 200 kilometers per hour... trust me, water wings are the least of your worries.

Air Canada Jazz’s decision to drop inflatable life vests from its flights is "asinine," Halifax-area MP Peter Stoffer said Saturday.

"They’re removing life vests?" he asked. "Are they nuts?"
Anybody spare Chicken Little here a valium?

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See Steffi... the thing is...

...you start to remind people of a junkie who can't scare up his connection... it's all over...

"One thing is sure," said Dion. "The parliament is working. The parliament is not dysfunctional. This is full improvisation, and it shows panic from the Prime Minister."
It's showin' panic from somebody... that's for sure.

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RELATED: As Stephen Taylor said last week...
"The leader of the opposition started his press conference by responding indirectly to the Prime Minister’s ultimatum given at the Conservative caucus retreat in Lévis, Quebec when the PM said that Mr. Dion has to 'fish or cut bait.'"

"Dion made reference to fishing, cutting the fish, eating the fish and fishing for victory… or something."
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FROM THE COMMENTS:
"Dion and the Liberals are talking trash about everything the Tories are doing - how the CPC policies are taking Canada in the wrong direction and that Harper should be stopped soon and now - BUT Dion has to now come out and say that Parliament is working effectively and should continue on if he doesn't want an election."
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LAST WORD: Go ahead, vote Liberal... I dare you
"What shocked the Hong Kong policeman was that the Triad member had phoned someone in the Canadian immigration minister's office in Ottawa," says Mr. McAdam.
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Dump Musharraf... everything's fine

Well... not quite.

-- ISLAMABAD (AFP) -- Pakistan's fragile ruling coalition was at risk of being pulled apart on Monday, setting the stage for a major political showdown two weeks before the country's lawmakers choose a new president.

Former premier Nawaz Sharif, head of the second-largest party in the coalition, has laid down a Monday deadline for the reinstatement of judges sacked by Pervez Musharraf, who resigned as president last week.
And the political squabbles are the least of their worries...
The political bickering has also underlined concerns for Pakistan's stability as the country tries to keep a lid on Islamic militants from the Taliban and Al-Qaeda.

Nearly 100 people were killed in suicide bombings last week alone. Pakistan Taliban say the bombings were carried out in response to a military campaign against them -- and have threatened more attacks to come.
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UPDATE: A bag of feral cats...

...as Sharif pulls the plug on coalition.
-- ISLAMABAD -- Former Pakistani prime minister Nawaz Sharif pulled his party out of the ruling coalition on Monday, deepening a political crisis that has diverted government attention from pressing security and economic problems.

The move came just a week after the coalition parties had celebrated the resignation of President Pervez Musharraf in the face of the coalition's threat to impeach him.

The PPP is reluctant to restore the judges partly because of concern the deposed chief justice might take up challenges to an amnesty granted to Mr. Zardari and other party leaders from graft charges last year, analysts say.

Before Mr. Musharraf sacked them, the judges — the former chief justice in particular — were quite willing to challenge his government on the legality of various decisions, a tendency the PPP may not view with enthusiasm now that it governs.
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RELATED: A little closer to home...
Although he’s disturbed that Barack Obama has voiced strong support for Israel, he’s willing to give Obama the benefit of the doubt and assume he’s simply lying to the Jews in order to get elected.
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24 August 2008

The audacity of...

...pissing off millions of Democratic party supporters...

The latest, released by the campaign early Sunday, features clips of Ms. Clinton during the primary battle saying critical things about Mr. Obama, including, "Senator Obama's campaign has become increasingly negative."

A voiceover announcer says, “She won millions of votes but isn't on the ticket. Why?"

"For speaking the truth."
And suddenly, the annointed one turns into an "Agent of Same-Old, Same-Old."
Minnesota Gov. Tim Pawlenty, mentioned often as a potential No. 2 to Mr. McCain, said Sunday that Mr. Obama's choice of Mr. Biden had undermined one of the key messages of Mr. Obama's campaign, that he is an agent of change.

“Now you pick someone who is a consummate Washington insider, who was elected to the U.S. Senate when Barack Obama and I were 12 years old,” Mr. Pawlenty said in a conference call with reporters.

“Where's the change?”
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RELATED: You're sure you want to...

...die on that particular hill... er... Hillary?
"Senator Obama has made a choice more out of weakness than strength. It is quite clear [that] the strong choice would have been Hillary Clinton. The obvious choice would have been Hillary Clinton."

"She had 50 percent of the Democratic vote [in the primaries]; Obama had 50 percent of the Democratic vote."
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LAST WORD: Let's take a little trip...

...back to the day Joe Biden launched his own presidential campaign...
Biden is taking some heat for comments he made to the New York Observer, in which he said of Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill., a rival for the nomination: "I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man."

Immediately the conservative media establishment -- Rush Limbaugh, the Drudge Report, bloggers -- publicly pounced.

At Townhall.com, Mary Katherine Ham wrote: "A clean black man? The first black guy on the American political scene who can both shower regularly and speak properly?"

"Is that really what Biden thinks?"

"If a Republican had said this, we'd have a national outpouring of grief over the residual ignorance and racial insensitivity in our country, and the guy would be in sensitivity training until around about the time John Kerry is elected president."
Not that Obama is any better.

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In other...

..."you'll never hear it on CTV" news...

In what is being hailed as the biggest show of force this year in the Taliban stronghold, Canadian and Afghan forces pushed through the central part of Zhari, battling with insurgents and confiscating weapons caches and a "significant amount" of materials used for building improvised explosive devices.

The three-day campaign, code-named Op Timis Preem, kicked off Thursday morning with a pre-emptive early-morning air strike on a known insurgent command-and-control centre in western Pashmul.

Two insurgent commanders were suspected to have been operating there and, while no confirmation has been made yet, they are believed to have been killed in the strike.
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RELATED: And next door in Iraq...
-- BAGHDAD, Aug 24 (Reuters) -- U.S. forces said on Sunday they had caught two prominent al Qaeda leaders, including one they blamed for the kidnapping of an American journalist.

They said they had captured Ali Rash Nasir Jiyad al-Shammari, known as Abu Tiba, on Aug. 17 and Salim Abdallah Ashur al-Shujayri, known as Abu Uthman, on Aug. 11.

"The capture of Abu Tiba and Abu Uthman eliminates two of the few remaining experienced leaders in the AQI (al Qaeda in Iraq) network," U.S. military spokesman Rear Admiral Patrick Driscoll said.
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A Toronto state of mind

Jacqui Wilkinson stepped out of her nearby Shaw St. home to find an officer analyzing a bullet that landed inches from her doorway.

But "it doesn't bother me," she said. "To me this (neighbourhood) is like suburban bliss, and it wasn't here, it was on Ossington."
Well... that certainly explains a few things.

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Inject this, you idiots

From the folks who brought you government-sponsored heroin parlours...

B.C.-based organized crime groups are controlling the sale of methamphetamine across Canada and abroad, according to Criminal Intelligence Service Canada's annual report.

Meth production in the province was up in 2007 "primarily to meet expanding international market consumption," said the report, which marks trends in organized crime across the country.
But, but, but... isn't drug abuse a victimless crime?
The resulting drug-gang violence that has ripped through Metro Vancouver in recent months is a hallmark of the crime groups, the report said.

"Violence and intimidation are used to solidify or further a crime group's involvement within a criminal market. It is usually directed either externally against criminal rivals or internally within their own organization to maintain discipline," it said.
Not to mention the myriad criminal acts committed by the, uh... clients themselves.

Victims? What victims?

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Kick off your work boots...

...put on your thought slippers, and prepare for a science course so mind-blowing, it’s written almost entirely in italics.

#4. The Theory: Evolution

The Crazy Part: The part where the family tree of every living creature on Earth collides at a single point on a single day in the past, making you related to Hitler as well as every insect you’ve ever killed.

What It Says:
We’re all familiar with the basics of evolution: that a munificent monkey-goddess birthed us all from Her banana-scented womb. But there are some lesser-discussed implications of natural selection that are just plain weird.

Furthermore, large chunks of the human genome are thought to be ancient retroviruses that managed to transcribe themselves into our DNA and have spent the remainder of their days happily clambering up and down our nucleotides like the McDuck children on a mansion banister.

Basically your cells are millions of individual organisms, all huddled together in a you-shaped beehive.

Now see how long you can go before wanting to shower.
(via sda)

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RELATED: While we're on religion...
A court in Saudi Arabia is reported to be preparing to hear a plea for divorce from an eight-year-old girl who has been married off to a man in his 50s.

The Saudi newspaper al-Watan said the girl had been married off to the man by her father without her knowledge.
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LAST WORD:
Later, he would get to the touchier part, about how the minute changes in organisms that drive biological change arise spontaneously, without direction. And how a struggle for existence among naturally varying individuals has helped to generate every species, living and extinct, on the planet.

For now, it was enough that they were listening.
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23 August 2008

The Lichtenstein Cave...

...is a short drive away from Manfred's village, deep in the Harz mountains.

This is the spot where Manfred's relatives, dating back 3,000 years, were buried. The 3,000-year-old skeletons were in such good condition that anthropologists at the University of Goettingen managed to extract a sample of DNA. That was then matched to two men living nearby: Uwe Lange, a surveyor, and Manfred Huchthausen, a teacher.

The two men have now become local celebrities.
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That Joe Biden...

...he's flexible...

The party also announced the release of a new television commercial by U.S. Sen. John McCain, the presumptive Republican nominee, called "Biden."

The video shows Biden on TV news programs criticizing Obama, and in an appearance on Comedy Central's "The Daily Show," saying he considered McCain (R-Ariz.) a friend and could run with him for president.

The party said the ad would air in key states.
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Despite the horrible, systemic racism...

...apparently nobody wants to leave...

-- LOS ANGELES -- Immigration authorities on Friday ended a trial offer not to jail illegal immigrants who had been ordered to leave the country if they surrendered at government offices.

In the three weeks that the federal immigration agency tested the program in a handful of cities, only eight people came forward.

There are 457,000 “fugitive aliens” who would have been eligible for the program, he said, and about 30,000 in or near the cities in the program, which was promoted largely in the Spanish-language news media.
Funny how that works.

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Yet another dead teen

It's hardly even news any more...

The most violent year in Peel Region's history continued last night as a 15-year-old boy was shot dead behind a school in Mississauga.

Yesterday's death brings Peel's homicide total to 19 – a record for the region. Last year, there were 15 homicides; in 2006, 12 people were killed.
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UPDATE: Remember when you were a teenager...

...and all your friends were running around shooting each other?

Yeah... me neither.
Peel police arrested a 15-year-old boy late last night in connection with the death of a Mississauga teen who was shot and killed in a grassy field just steps away from a busy community centre.

Evan Popoola, 15, was found shot to death in the football field behind St. Jude Separate School on Nahani Way in Mississauga Friday evening around 6:30 p.m.
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Our litigious world

Assistant Commissioner Tarique Ghaffur, the man charged with handling London's 2012 Olympic security preparations, is suing his employers for $2.3 million on racial and religious grounds, according to the British Broadcasting Corp., which did not cite a source for its report.

Mr. Ghaffur, born in Uganda to parents of Pakistani descent, joined Manchester's police force in 1974. He switched to the Metropolitan Police in 1999 and rose to assistant commissioner — the force's third-highest position — in 2001.

It isn't just the health care system...

...that's imploding...

It took nearly seven months — or 205 days on average — for criminal charges to be resolved in Ontario courtrooms last year, up from 176 days in 2000 and 115 days in 1992, government statistics show.

While reducing appearances is a good start, Ontario courtrooms are still starving for more provincial resources, said Progressive Conservative Leader John Tory.

“There are lawyers and others who are gaming the system, sometimes perhaps at the instruction of their clients, to seek out delays for as long as possible so that the day of reckoning is postponed as long as possible,” he said.

“I think we’ve got to crack down on both of those. We’ve got to supply the resources and stop people from gaming the system, and I think that’ll make a big difference.”
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22 August 2008

With apologies to "Hot Fuzz"

Judge... Judy... and executioner.

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RELATED: While we're on lawsuits

According to Berg, he filed the suit--just days before the DNC are to hold its nominating convention in Denver--for the health of the Democratic Party.

"I filed this action at this time," Berg stated, "to avoid the obvious problems that will occur when the Republican Party raises these issues after Obama is nominated."
This is just another nuisance nutcase, right?
Phillip Berg, the filing attorney, is a former gubernatorial and senatorial candidate, former chair of the Democratic Party in Montgomery (PA) County, former member of the Democratic State Committee, and former Deputy Attorney General of Pennsylvania.
Hard to imagine this is happening without Hillary's knowledge.

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UPDATE: Obama goes with Biden

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Don't try this at home

The professional journalists at the Globe and Mail say... "It's a freakin' mystery."

C'mon people... wake up...

...and smell the new entrepreneurism...

The two classmates from New York's Trinity school collected and sent off 60 fish samples to the University of Guelph in Canada. Of 56 samples that could be identified by a four-year-old DNA identification technique, 14 were mislabeled.

In all cases, the fish was labeled as a more costly type, apparently ruling out simple chance. It was the first known student use of DNA barcoding technology in a public market.

"It bears on a number of issues -- food safety, fraud and protection of endangered species," said Bob Hanner of Guelph, who oversaw the analysis of samples. Other imports, such as meat, could also benefit from DNA checks.

They beef up his protection detail...

...we'll know it's Hillary.

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RELATED: Obama? McCain? Think you're undecided?

The big heads at Harvard beg to differ.

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I suppose this was inevitable

The faux-socialist son of a dead millionaire, in the employ of a taxpayer funded propaganda bureau... is gonna tell the government what they're doing wrong...

-- MONTREAL -- Canada's "aggressive" war in Afghanistan is all about "teaching lessons with weapons" and will leave nothing behind "except the blood we've lost there," the journalist son of late prime minister Pierre Elliott Trudeau said Thursday.

"We're going to have to leave the place or there'll be nothing left of us or of whatever we've done, except the blood we've lost there after we leave. So it's better we leave now."
And, of course, he has no personal axe to grind...
Mr. Trudeau said he had approached several TV networks to make a film about the country. Each one turned him down.
Unsurprisingly... like many of his compassionate, progressive pals... he is also madly in love with China.
He intends to return to Montreal "in a couple of weeks" with the nearly completed manuscript of his "labour of love," a book about China that he has been researching and writing for several years and which is to be published next spring.
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FROM THE COMMENTS:
"Well, perhaps he could suggest the equivalent of the NEP, something like the NOP (National Opium Program) as a means to bring the peace-loving Taliban into the fold."
And...
"Hey Sacha, it's not an 'aggressive' war until someone breaks a nail."
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Remember when you were a kid...

...and every time Dad forgot to use his turn signal... the bullets would start to fly?

-- TORONTO -- Police say road rage may have incited a car of two men to tail a 34-year-old man toward his home and shoot three rounds at him Wednesday, piercing his shoulder.

The victim had been pulling into a driveway, near Finch Avenue and Highway 27, when a purple-coloured Intrepid pulled up beside him and the man on the passenger side started firing, said Staff Sgt. John McGown of 23 Division.

The victim told police the shooting might have occurred as the result of a "minor traffic incident" with the driver, just prior to the attack, Const. Tony Vella of public information said.
Yeah... me neither.

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It's no laughing matter...

...so Big Mother has to bring up the big gun...

Microsoft Corp. will try to transform its dry and humourless public image by employing the popularity and charisma of Jerry Seinfeld.

The world's biggest software company has signed the comedian to spearhead a major $300-million (U.S.) branding campaign that will be launched next month.
The truth is, I was a bit of a Vista basher initially... but since I went to a dual-core processor and 2 gig of memory... I haven't had any issues.

But that's not the public perception.
Mr. Seinfeld will be tasked with invigorating an aging brand that has taken a beating in the past two years from Apple Inc.'s “Get a Mac” campaign, also known as “Mac vs. PC” ads.

Created by Omnicom Group Inc.'s TBWA/Chiat/Day, Apple's ads show a PC nerd repeatedly upstaged by a hip Mac user.
Now, I've never used a Mac... but these ads are devastatingly effective. It'll be interesting to see if the Seinfeld effect can turn things around.

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FROM THE COMMENTS:
"The funniest part of this is that Microsoft makes more money off the Mac than Apple does, at least if you put Office on it."
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Wanna actually make a dent...

...in the heroin problem?

-- RIYADH, Saudi Arabia -- The Saudi Interior Ministry says two Pakistani nationals convicted of smuggling heroin into the country have been executed in the eastern city of Dammam.

A ministry statement carried Thursday by the official Saudi Press Agency says one of the men brought the drug into the country and the other received it.
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Twisting, turning, tumbling...

You just never know what's gonna shake loose...

BEIJING — The International Olympic Committee said Friday it had asked gymnastics officials to investigate whether the Chinese women's gymnastics team that won the gold medal had underage athletes, saying "more information has come to light."

The IOC, which also asked the Chinese gymnastics federation to investigate, would not give details on what new information prompted it to act now, three days after the gymnastics competition ended.

Age falsification has been a problem in gymnastics since the 1980s after the minimum age was raised from 14 to 15 to protect young athletes from serious injuries. The minimum age was raised to its current 16 in 1997.
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UPDATE: Hoist by their own petard
Just nine months before the Beijing Olympics, the Chinese government's news agency, Xinhua, reported that gymnast He Kexin was 13, which would have made her ineligible to be on the team that won a gold medal this week.

In its report Nov. 3, Xinhua identified He as one of "10 big new stars" who made a splash at China's Cities Games. It gave her age as 13 and reported that she beat Yang Yilin on the uneven bars at those games.

The Associated Press found the Xinhua report on the site Thursday morning and saved a copy of the page. Later that afternoon, the website was still working but the page was no longer accessible.

Sports editors at the state-run news agency would not comment for publication.
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21 August 2008

Yeah, yeah... I know...

We're all just a bunch of racists...

The State Department said Wednesday that a U.S. family-reunification program for African refugees has been suspended after DNA testing of applicants revealed widespread fraud.

Officials say the departments of State and Homeland Security decided to suspend the admissions program after DNA testing of applicants - begun in February in Kenya -- showed that only a fraction of them were actually blood relatives of refugees given residence in the United States.
C'mon, now... you expect a few folks to try cheating the system.

How bad can this really be?
Wood said the initial tests, involving about 500 mainly Somali and Ethiopian applicants examined in Nairobi, showed that only a fraction of them - about 20 percent - were blood relatives of those in the United States.
Oops.

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RELATED: In other "systemic racism" news
"Housing students by race seemed to me an odd approach to ending racial division."
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Three Canadian casualties

-- KANDAHAR, Afghanistan -- Three Canadian troops were killed and another injured Wednesday when their vehicle was blasted by an explosive device west of Kandahar city in the most devastating strike against the Canadians so far this year.

Sergeant Shawne Eades and two other soldiers died in the attack. The names of the other soldiers are being held at the request of their families.
They will be remembered.

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UPDATE: Two others identified

Sergeant Shawn Eades, Corporal Dustin Wasden and Sapper Stephan Stock died in the attack.

It is the worst one-day toll for the Canadians since July 4 of last year when six soldiers were lost in a single explosion.
P.S. Stay tuned for infamous idiot Canadian Cynic trying to make sport of their deaths.Because it's what he does.

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FROM THE COMMENTS: Yup, he just can't stop...

...proving, once again, the thesis that stupid is forever.

I suppose if I was a women, there would be twice as much of this.The thing is... reposting your name-calling over and over... is just silly kid games. It was the stuff about the Nazis and the poison gas... that went over the line.

Now you just get erased.

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WELCOME, YET AGAIN, READERS OF CANADIAN CYNIC

It always amazes me how many gentle, progressive left-leaning commenters seem to groove on CC's foul brew. And it's always the same old shtick... screaming insults at members of the Blogging Tories... (funny how many of his targets seem to be women).

And I'm flabbergasted at how many people seem to groove on that. It's like all the kids who stood around in grade eight, watching the class bully pound the shit outta the new kid. The only real difference is... none of these folks are 13 years-old anymore.

So why is this considered acceptable behaviour?
I don't get it.

The best part is... as soon as someone turns the lens around on big, brave CC... he invariably runs crying to BT Admin Stephen Taylor to have me excommunicated from the Blogging Tories.

It's what bullies invariably do.

Hey, CC... not so "fellatiotastic" when the "dumb cuntitude" decides to fight back, huh?

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Paging Teflon Jean

Uh, Mr. Chretien, sir... your, well... business associates... aren't exactly covering themselves in glory on this one.

The two women, both in their late 70s, have never spoken out against China’s authoritarian government. Both walk with the help of a cane, and Ms. Wang is blind in one eye.

Their grievance, receiving insufficient compensation when their homes were seized for redevelopment, is perhaps the most common complaint among Chinese displaced during the country’s long streak of fast economic growth.

But the Beijing police still sentenced the two women to an extrajudicial term of “re-education through labor” this week for applying to hold a legal protest in a designated area in Beijing, where officials promised that Chinese could hold demonstrations during the Olympic Games.
Let's see you "engage that", you old publicity whore.

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The Empire Strikes Back

Christie Blatchford pines for a kinder gentler journalistic time...

We all have a limited number of things to say, informed opinions, funny lines, quirky observations. We have only so many words in us. Do we really want to spend them on something as ephemeral as a blog?

I have written some astonishingly banal columns in my life, and some very personal ones. I am the last person in the world who should object to blogging, but I do.

The thing that I know, as all the editors I have had also know, is what I didn't get to confide or write or commit to paper, because someone else had the good sense to put on the brakes.

There are no brakes, and thus there is no joy, in blogville.
I especially enjoyed her take on reader feedback...
On The Globe website, our slogan is "Join the Conversation," but in the blogosphere, what follows isn't usually a conversation but a brief, ungrammatical shouting match. You can have more pensive chats in a bar fight.
Well, Christie... as Mrs. Neo (a former editor) was quick to point out to me... as in mainstream journalism... there are hacks and there are actually people who can pull a thought or two together...
And fast forward 30 years to the moment when a Canadian Prime Minister stands before Parliament to issue an official apology - and restitution - to the "Survivors of Safe Injection Sites".

It will happen. One only hopes they bankrupt the Canadian Medical Association first.
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Sure... it isn't dancing naked men...

...playing with water guns... but let's face it... not everybody can be as cool as Toronto...

-- STIRLING -- The World's Greatest Tractor Parade is now the world's longest — unofficially.

With 602 tractors parading to mark Stirling's 150th anniversary, event organizers are hoping they'll make it into the Guinness Book of World Records.
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FROM THE COMMENTS:
"They're celebrating diversity; Massey-Ferguson, John Deere, Case, Kubota, etc."
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Kangaroo Hunt

I betcha they all bolt awake at night screaming... "Damn you Ezra!"

-- CHRC lack of respect for Charter values --

33. Dean Steacy, the senior section 13 hate speech investigator for the CHRC testified that "freedom of speech is an American concept, so I don't give it any value... It's not my job to give value to an American concept." Does Steacy's testimony represent the CHRC's view of freedom of speech?

34. If not, what is the CHRC's view of freedom of speech? Has that view been promulgated within the organization? Has Steacy been corrected in his view or disciplined? How?

35. If the CHRC has changed its view, or if Steacy’s view was a rogue view, have there been any changes to the way that Steacy and other section 13 hate speech staff operate?

36. Will the CHRC publicly state its new policy regarding freedom of speech to contradict the impression left by Steacy?
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Three Nato casualties

-- KABUL -- NATO says three of its soldiers were killed when their vehicle struck a roadside bomb in central Afghanistan.

The alliance says the blast occurred in the central Ghazni province on Wednesday. It did not provide soldiers nationalities. Polish troops patrol the province.
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20 August 2008

Mother Corp. inadvertantly aids...

...terror investigation...

Then, quoting a CBC interview the suspect gave prior to his capture, the judge writes that Mr. Khadr made remarks that “expressed admiration for the members of al-Qaeda who carried out the unspeakable 9/11 attacks in the United States.”
Heads will surely roll.

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RELATED: In other wholesome family news
"He has only met his famous older brother twice - once when he was just five and the last time in 2006 when Senator Obama was on a tour of East Africa and visited Nairobi."
(via sda)

I just don't get...

...that whole celebrity fame deal.

I mean, I can admire the accomplishment... but I'm not gonna change what breakfast cereal I eat... because there's a picture of Michael Phelps or Usain Bolt on the box.

It's like that whole Liberal lovefest a couple of years ago over Belinda Stronach. Sure, she'd spent some time with a personal trainer and obviously had bags of money to toss around... but she was no great mover and shaker.

Nobody ever accused her... like they do Stephen Harper... of being some sort of policy wonk. Someone once said to me... "Put her in a Tim Horton's uniform and you wouldn't look twice."

The whole "turning Tie Domi into your personal manservant" thing that seemed to impress so many folks...well, that just escapes me.

I'm thinkin' it'd be a more impressive trick... if it couldn't be performed by virtually anybody with a sixpack, a loosey-goosey moral compass... and a vagina.

The idea that there are no limits... that anything goes... seems to me to be a step in the wrong direction. Conversely... the whole nanny-state intervention thing seems equally disastrous.

I guess that's how I ended up being a Conservative.

And that's the way I'll vote this fall.

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Move over, Michael Phelps

It's one of the few endeavors in our modern world, where connections and piles of money have nothing to do with how far you can go...

-- BEIJING -- Usain Bolt of Jamaica broke the world record by winning the 200 metres in 19.30 seconds Wednesday night, becoming the first man since Carl Lewis in 1984 to sweep the 100 and 200 gold medals at an Olympics.

Bolt is the first man ever to break the world marks in both sprints at an Olympics. Not even Lewis or Jesse Owens managed that.
And apparently, he didn't even really turn on the jets...
The performance marked Bolt as one of the breakthrough stars of these Summer Games, coming on the heels of his victory in the 100 Saturday night.

He bettered his own world record in that race by winning in 9.69 seconds — despite slowing down over the final 20 metres to showboat.
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From the voluminous Russian...

..."condemned to repeat it" file...

On Aug. 20, 1968, the Soviet Union and other Warsaw Pact nations invaded Czechoslovakia to crush the "Prague Spring" liberalization drive of Alexander Dubcek's regime.
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As the health care system implodes...

...it becomes clearer and clearer... "You don't need a weatherman..."

In 1987, he and colleagues from Cité de la santé hospital opened Canada's first private computed tomography scan clinic. Long before the private-public debate, this was momentous, but sparked little outcry.

In fact, he stumbled into private practice. As head of radiology at the hospital, he was pushing for a CT scanner but was told that it would take between two and three years for the government to process the request.

Outraged, Dr. Ouellet and others in the department bought the CT scanner and contracted their services to the hospital. The workers compensation board and provincial automobile insurance board also signed contracts.

“Rather than wait six months for a scan at a hospital, we provided them in a couple of days,” Dr. Ouellet said.

"It took five years for the hospital to get a CT scanner, which speaks volumes," he said.
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RELATED: But Dalton promised to fix things...

...didn't he?
Ontario's Liberal government has paid out almost $1 billion to private companies to cover new hospital construction overruns, a coalition of community health organizations said Friday.
Socialism and private enterprise... the oil and water of our modern world.

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So, a couple weeks back...

...Mrs. Neo was out taking her daily constitutional in the woods. We've got a circular trail around the perimeter of our fields and a bit of a road part way through the woods at the back.

It's a pretty nice walk when the bugs aren't too bad. There's a little detour out to the porcupine tree that leads down to the seasonal beaver lodge. You see the occasional deer and lots of coyote scat and occasionally discover, usually by smell, small furry bodies turning to compost.

Anyway, Mrs. N is always on the lookout for something new. It was exciting and a little out of the ordinary, to come across the occasional pile of bear dung... but discovering fresh bear tracks in the soft mud in the woods was a much bigger deal. She managed to get some pictures of the pie plate sized footprint... but despite her industrial-strength canister of bear be-gone... was glad to walk on back down the road.

So that got me thinking about trail cams again.

These are ruggedised, digital cameras that you fasten to a tree in the woods and leave for a day... or even longer. They have proximity sensing shutters that take pictures when they sense movement... and infrared flash units so they can effectively see at night. You just strap 'em up where you think you've got wildlife and come back next morning... or next week.

Gotta do a little more research, but if anybody knows anything about these things, I'd love to hear it.

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FROM THE COMMENTS:

Cool trail cam link.
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So, Stephane... all that palaver...

...about bringing down the government... you were, what... just kidding?

Liberal Leader Stéphane Dion said the Prime Minister's comments show Mr. Harper is willing to break his word and his law for political convenience.

Mr. Dion said he has not decided whether he will move in the Commons to bring down the government in the fall, but added, “It is something that we may do.”
And the prime Minister replies...
"We did establish a fixed date for the next election. That said, in this minority Parliament, two of the parties, the Bloc [Québécois] and the NDP, have indicated for some months now that they want an election immediately."

"Mr. Dion has indicated that the government has to be defeated, but he's not sure when he'll do that because he hasn't got good enough polls.
Game, set... and testicles.

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19 August 2008

Have you ever noticed...

...that, down at the Globe... scary, hidden Stephen Harper never simply "responds"...
"A bit hypocritical?!"

Holy crap... that's gonna leave a mark!

And when he's not "lashing"... he's "ratcheting."

"The next election has not been scheduled until October of 2009 and, who knows, Mr. Dion may wish to wait longer than that," Mr. Harper said.
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FROM THE COMMENTS:
"By way of contrast, Mr. Chretien’s ideal China policy sounds a lot like it’s made in China. (Not surprisingly, Mr. Chretien supports full engagement with no strings attached, since he is now a consultant for business clients who are heavily invested in China.)"
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That's why it's called war...

...and not circle of friends.

"In its fight against terrorism, France has just been struck severely," French President Nicolas Sarkozy said in a statement.

"My determination remains intact," he added. "France is resolved to pursue the fight against terrorism, for democracy and liberty."

"The cause is just, it is the honour of France and its armies to defend it."
And while the press is gonna shop this bloody story around for the next couple of days... it's important to remember...
More than 3,400 people — mostly militants — have been killed in insurgency-related violence this year, according to an Associated Press count based on figures from Western and Afghan officials.
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RELATED: Take a step back... and consider
Bin Laden's main goal is to bring about regime change in the Middle East and to replace the governments in Cairo and Riyadh with Taliban-style theocracies.

He believes that the way to accomplish this is to attack the "far enemy" (the United States), then watch as the supposedly impious, U.S.-backed Muslim regimes he calls the "near enemy" crumble.

In fact, bin Laden's plan resulted in the direct opposite of a U.S. withdrawal from the Middle East. The United States now occupies Iraq, and NATO soldiers patrol the streets of Kandahar, the old defacto capital of bin Laden's Taliban allies.
(via sda)

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WELCOME, YET AGAIN, READERS OF CANADIAN CYNIC

As I've said before, it's pretty flattering that CC apparently reads every word I write these days.

Maybe I've unfairly pegged the Cynic, who supposedly has nothing to do with Stephen J. Walter... (who once also blogged from the Waterloo area as Canadian Cynic)... as a nasty, uncaring fellow.Hmmm... maybe today, it's the other kinder, gentler Cynic who's back in the saddle... helping to smooth out CC's rough edges.

Apparently this CC... is all about the brave soldiers in Afghanistan... well, that is... when he's not fighting racial injustice.Who knew?

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A new day dawns in Pakistan

Now the fun really begins...

The portents are not encouraging. The coalition between the Pakistan People’s party (PPP) of the assassinated former prime minister, Benazir Bhutto, and the Pakistan Muslim League faction (PML-N) headed by another former premier, Nawaz Sharif, is more a shotgun marriage than a strategic partnership.

Now they have ended Mr Musharraf’s thinly disguised military rule, Pakistan’s two traditional parties, populist in rhetoric and feudal in structure, may revert to their normal condition of visceral hostility.

Ms Bhutto and Mr Sharif each had two turns in government and messed up spectacularly, making Mr Musharraf’s 1999 coup welcome to many Pakistanis. To avoid the same fate, the PPP, now under Ms Bhutto’s husband, Asif Ali Zardari, and the PML-N must act decisively.
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UPDATE: Whaddaya mean... we just fixed all that
At least 25 people have been killed in a suicide bomb attack on a hospital in Pakistan's North West Frontier Province, police say.

"We have carried out the attack in retaliation for the government's actions in Bajaur," he said.

"Musharraf may be gone but his policies remain."
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LAST WORD: They're like busy little beavers...

...of death.
A bomb at a police college east of the Algerian capital, Algiers, has killed 43 people and injured a further 38, the interior ministry says.

An attacker drove a car full of explosives into the school's entrance, witnesses told the AFP news agency.
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Architects of their own destruction

More mayhem and murder from the town where even babies are in the line of fire.

-- HOBBEMA, ALTA. -- Delena Dixon, 20, who also goes by the last name Lefthand, was shot in the head Saturday night when her home was riddled with bullets on the Samson reserve, one of four native bands in Hobbema, south of Edmonton.

Ms. Dixon's death – the third homicide since a gun and weapon amnesty was announced weeks ago – sparked emergency meetings by bands on the reserve Monday.
And guess what folks... it'll continue as long as you're willing to turn a blind eye to the sickness in your community.
In the meantime, Chief Supt. Kamins said people in Hobbema need to grapple with their culture of forgiveness when it comes to violent gang members.

Excuses that a gang member is just misguided or is really not a bad kid can no longer be acceptable when there is so much violence, he said. The community continuing to embrace these gang members does nothing to help.
And curfews and sweet grass just ain't gonna pull the train here.

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WELCOME, YET AGAIN, READERS OF CANADIAN CYNIC

CC, guardian of the perpetually oppressed, says...
"Move along folks, c'mon now... nothing to see here."
Two links in one post... the Cynic's got ants in his pants this morning.

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More applesauce for Allah

-- KABUL, Afghanistan (AP) -- An Afghan governor says militants wearing vests packed with explosives tried to storm a main U.S. base in eastern Afghanistan.

Arsallah Jamal, the governor of Khost province, says the militants failed to gain entry into Camp Salerno in Khost city, next to Pakistan's border.

The attack started late on Monday evening. Jamal says militant suicide teams were pushed away, and that coalition troops were using airstrikes against the assailants.

He says Afghan troops are reporting militants blowing themselves up before capture. A U.S. military spokesman confirms the attack and says there are no American casualties.
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RELATED: Warring on their own people...
Resurgent militant extremists have in the past 10 days reduced 28 girls' schools to rubble as they work to destroy an education system that was once the pride of Pakistan.

A total of 87 girls' schools have been destroyed and another 62 closed by frightened teachers.

The chief of Tehrik-e-Taliban Pakistan in the Swat Valley, Maulana Fazlullah, calling female education "a source of obscenity" ordered girls to go home and wear the burka.
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WELCOME, YET AGAIN, READERS OF CANADIAN CYNIC

I keep forgetting... CC's a little sensitive about anything to do with his buddies-in-jihad.

Of course, he doesn't have a problem pissing on the memory of fallen Canadian soldiers...

Remember Canadian Cynic's message to Wanda Watkins, whose son Lane was killed in Afghanistan?
"With all due respect, Wanda, fuck you and your grief. It's not the job of the rest of Canada to continue to let its soldiers die just so you can sleep better at night."
Of course, his disdain isn't limited to a single grieving mother... there's also this little gem...
Funny how that works.

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18 August 2008

I'm with Tim Blair

"He says it like it’s a bad thing."
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It's over...

...Obama gets the ultimate endorsement.

See, Omar... the thing is...

...where I come from... the plunging knife deal... that's kind of a no-no...

One of Farhan's friends went into the building, grabbed a knife from another friend's apartment, and plunged it into Farhan's back.

"He was stabbed one, two, three times in the back," Omar said. "He didn't feel too bad at first and came inside to change and then go back to the fight. But he just collapsed in blood on the floor."
I guess, though... in this part of Mississauga, anyway... it's less of a thing than you might think.
"It was just a moment of madness," a cousin said. "He was a good boy. He was not perfect, but he was not a criminal."

"It was a simple fight. They must have trash-talked each other and then one guy decided he couldn't take that."
No big deal, huh?

I'm glad you guys don't live around the corner from me.

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RELATED: Some people write a complaint letter...

...other folks take a more direct approach.
-- TORONTO -- Three people were injured Monday after a woman brandishing a hammer allegedly attacked the driver of a Toronto public transit bus.

Police say the woman boarded the bus at about 11 a.m. and accused the driver of not stopping for her earlier on the route.

Twenty-three-year-old Chelsea Simon is facing several charges, including assault with a weapon.
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"Enormous strides in recent years?"

It's true... China hasn't used tanks and machineguns on a few thousand of their own citizens in the last little while... but, seriously, isn't that setting the geopolitical bar a little on the low side?

Also, I've just gotta say... I'm not sure I need human rights advice from a guy who apparently thinks the Dalai Lama is one of the bad guys.

"To make a broad statement is easy," he said. "Of course, Tibet is a problem. But Tibet has been a province for them for a long, long time. To make the Dalai Lama an honourary citizen of Canada was not a compliment to China."
See, that's the thing Jean... it's actually not about sucking up to China.

It's about doing the right thing.

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FROM THE COMMENTS:
"Mo Strong's enabler and fixer has been wheeled out to remind us that Canada (a wholly-owned subsidiary of Power Corporation) has strayed and must be brought back in to line."
And, more specifically...
From Friday's Globe and Mail

February 6, 2004 at 6:51 AM EDT

Beijing — Less than two months after stepping down as prime minister, Jean Chretien is moving quickly to forge a relationship with China's wealthiest and most powerful business conglomerate.

Making a surprisingly speedy entrance onto the global business stage, Mr. Chretien will arrive in China this weekend with a team of Power Corp. executives to meet some of China's most influential business leaders.
Whole article in the comments.

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LAST WORD:
Your Liberal Party in action...
"To his credit, Peter Worthington wasn't afraid to mention the Sidewinder report in an op-ed in 2005."

"If anyone has the link to the once available surviving copy of the original Sidewinder report (officially ordered destroyed by the Chretien government), let me know, and I'll rehost them myself."
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Differently abled say, "Screw you Jack"...

"...go exploit someone else."
Another dumb stunt by the loony left goes totally awry... details in the update.

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The good news is...

...they're not talking about killing her... yet...

-- KUALA LUMPUR -- “It is considered too sexy for us. ... It's not good for viewers in Malaysia,” said Kamarulzaman Mohamed, a party official. “We don't want our people, our teenagers, influenced by their performance. We want clean artists, artists that are good role models.”

Malaysia requires all performers to wear clothes without obscene or drug-related images and be covered from chest to knees. They must also refrain from jumping, shouting, hugging and kissing on stage.
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The electronic gods...

...are blockading my on-ramp to the information highway. It's been getting worse all weekend.

Have to contact the Bell people directly. The last time I went through Sympatico support, I spent 20 minutes on hold, and then had to deal with someone on the Indian sub-continent who couldn't distinguish Belleville from Brockville. At least, I think that's what he said.

Not too impressive, I'll tell you.

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17 August 2008

Just the facts. ma'am

On the Web’s amazing how-to sites, I am studying bar tricks.

I should be learning, once and for all, how to do CPR, but all I really want to know is how to mix a Singapore Sling, palm a card and tongue-knot the stem of a maraschino cherry.
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More unimpeachable wisdom...

...from the guy who traded in Princess Di for Camilla Parker-Bowles...

The environment minister has challenged Prince Charles to prove his claim that GM crops could cause a global environmental disaster.

In an interview with the Sunday Telegraph, Phil Woolas said it was now down to the opponents of genetically modified food to prove it was unsafe.

"If it has been a disaster then please provide the evidence," he said.
C'mon Chuckles... ante up.

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FROM THE COMMENTS:
"He got the info firsthand, by talking to crops."
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I defy you to tell me...

...where the Taliban leaves off... and the Toronto Star starts in...

“The Canadian people have to realize if their sisters, their brothers, and their children are being killed in Afghanistan, it is because of the wrong policy of the government of Canada and their falling under the influence of others when they sent occupation soldiers to Afghanistan,” said the letter.
I guess, after butchering a couple of unarmed Canadian social workers, these guys are feelin' they're really hot shit.
“Therefore, you have to convince your government to put an end to the occupation of Afghanistan, so that the Afghans are not killed with your hands and so that you are not killed with the hands of the Afghans.”
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The New Entrepreneurs

I was talking to a buddy of mine a couple of weeks ago... and he told me he was one of the people who had his bank card skimmed here in Belleville.

No one really knows how widespread this type of fraud really is, as the banks just wanna keep it on the down-low.

-- TORONTO -- A Vaughan man has been charged in the seizure of ATM tampering devices that police alleged were used to steal millions from bank machines across the GTA.

At the time, Toronto Police said a "sophisticated" crime ring was responsible for installing cameras and card readers at ATMs to steal PIN numbers and copy magnetic strip data from debit and credit cards of bank machine users.

Peytcho Peev, 41, has been charged with conspiracy to commit an indictable offence, possession of credit card forgery devices, and several other related offences.
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16 August 2008

Michael Phelps...

...half human, half aircraft carrier.

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Religious crazies kill two women...

...Toronto Star blames "the west"...

"This week's Canadian deaths in Afghanistan underscore the most troubling aspect of the West's strategy there."

"Put simply, it isn't working."
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FROM THE COMMENTS:
"The Taliban are also carrying out a sophisticated information campaign, they are fully aware of the sort of media coverage they receive and the effect their actions have on the soft headed in the West (as the Star repeatedly proves)."

"Killing aid workers is an attempt to undercut support from Canada, since they cannot defeat the military power arrayed across Afghanistan in the form of ISAF and the ever growing ANA."
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Rule of Law?

Not on the Rez...

-- BRANTFORD -- A lawyer's attempts to have warrants issued requiring aboriginal protesters to attend court were unsuccessful yesterday.

The protesters are accused of contravening an interim injunction obtained by the City of Brantford on June 2, preventing them from demonstrating and disrupting work on five construction sites.

Smitheman said efforts to deliver the summons to the respondents have proved difficult because most of the them live on the reserve.
And hey... don't look to the native police force for any help.
The process server was cautioned by Six Nations Police not to enter the reserve to deliver the summons for safety reasons, he said.
Which translates very roughly from the mealy-mouthed abo-speak as... "You show up here, whitey... we'll kick your pasty wasp ass all over the place."
Smitheman eventually withdrew his request and said he would attempt to get the help of Six Nations Police in delivering the summons, although police had previously indicated their "co-operation" in the matter but with no results.
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RELATED: Meanwhile, in other "wag the dog" news
An Aboriginal leader says it's time to change the name of a national historic site that he says honours a British general who tried to wipe out the native population in the Maritimes.

John Joe Sark, a spiritual leader of the Mi'kmaq people in Prince Edward Island, says Fort Amherst's namesake is a "terrible blotch" on Canada.

Sark suggested changing the park's name to Chief Jean-Baptiste La Morue, a Mi'kmaq chief from Prince Edward Island, who signed a peace treaty with the British in 1761.
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LAST WORD: Republik Montreal declares coup
-- MONTREAL -- A new umbrella group in Montreal North is calling for the resignation of borough mayor Marcel Parent, following the death of Fredy Villanueva.

Republik Montreal North is to table a number of demands at next Wednesday's borough council meeting.
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Egalitarian? As opposed to what?

Is there actually some sort of national dialogue about taking small children away from their parents... and turning them into... for example... single-purpose gymnastics machines?

There was a public soul-searching that had become almost traditional in the first week of an Olympics, questioning whether there was enough funding of sport or whether money is being spent properly or whether the Canadian government's egalitarian approach to sport is the right way to produce champions.
Now, bear in mind, I'm just spitballin' here... but the next time I walk into an emergency room with a sick fevered child... and I don't have to spend seven and a half hours waiting to see a doctor... that's when I'll start breakin' out the champagne and party hats.

Turning kids into facsimiles of thoroughbred racehorses isn't even on my radar.

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I guess global warming...

...isn't at the top of everybody's list...

A collection of bullet-proof clothing by Colombian designer Miguel Caballero has been launched in South Africa.

South African businessman Ari Ben David has opened a showroom for the fashion label and intends to open a shop. He told the BBC he was drawn to the collection because of the "serious crime situation in South Africa".

Mr Caballero's label was founded in 1992 in Colombia's capital, Bogota - notorious for violent kidnapping and murder. The business has since expanded to 16 countries, with South Africa being the most recent.
Or maybe... if you're living in a war zone... you could think about changing postal codes.

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Well, whaddaya know...

Seems us scary, hidden knuckle-draggin' neocons... didn't kill Canadian culture after all.

-- OTTAWA -- The federal government, after three years with the Conservatives in charge, is spending more on cultural programs each year than it did during the last year of the Liberal government, according to a Canwest News Service analysis of government financial documents.
It sure didn't stop the Chicken Little Liberals from running around screaming blue murder... but as it turns out, you just have to add up the numbers.
For the current fiscal year, which ends March 31, 2009, Parliament has voted to spend more than $4 billion on cultural programs, including the CBC, the Canada Arts Council, the National Gallery of Canada and the Department of Canadian Heritage.

That amount is $660 million or 19.7 per cent more than was spent in fiscal 2006, the last year when the Liberals controlled the purse strings.
(h/t reader rich)

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RELATED: How about we start looking at...

...a real threat to Canadian culture?

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15 August 2008

Religion of...

..."lie down and shut up."

-- KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia -- Malaysia's state censors banned two books on Islam saying they gave a misleading view of the religion — a move slammed Friday by a group of Muslim women activists who published one of them.

The books were identified as the English-language "Muslim Women and the Challenge of Islamic Extremism" and the Malay-language "Strange but True in Prayers."

Norhayati Kaprawi, an official with the group, said the book was an academic work in which female activists and scholars studied the impact of extremism on Muslim women's lives.

"For me, it's very ironic that the book itself is a victim of extremism. Does that mean women cannot even discuss extremism?" she said.

"What do they want us to do? Lie down and shut up?"
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RELATED: Burning flesh... the new normal
At least 18 people were killed and scores were wounded Thursday when a suicide bomber blew herself up in a tent filled with women on a religious pilgrimage, Iraqi security officials said.

The attack, which came around dusk in the city of Iskandariya, occurred at the same apartment complex where a suicide bomber killed 40 Shiite pilgrims in February.

“I saw smoke, and I smelled the very bad smell of burned flesh and blood,” said Ali, an 18-year-old who lives at the apartment complex and gave only his first name.

“The reactions were a little less than at the last blast,” Ali added, referring to the February attack, “maybe because they already have been shocked.”
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Just a little something...

...for all of you who were too young to really enjoy the Cuban Missile Crisis...

The deal reflected growing alarm in countries like Poland, once a conquered Soviet client state, about a newly rich and powerful Russia's intentions in its former cold war sphere of power. In fact, negotiations dragged on for 18 months — but were completed only as old memories and new fears surfaced in recent days.
And all those dumbass jokes notwithstanding... the Poles are playing this one really close to the vest...
Those fears were codified to some degree in what Polish and American officials characterized as unusual aspects of the final deal: that at least temporarily American soldiers would staff air defense sites in Poland oriented toward Russia, and that the United States would be obliged to defend Poland in case of an attack with greater speed than required under NATO, of which Poland is a member.
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UPDATE: Russia reacts to the news
Russian President Dmitry Medvedev says a planned U.S. missile defense system in eastern Europe is aimed at Russia.

Mr. Medvedev's remark comes one day after U.S. and Polish negotiators reached a preliminary agreement to deploy part of the system in Poland.
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UPDATE2: Russia really reacts to the news
-- MOSCOW (AP) -- A top Russian general said Friday that Poland's agreement to accept a U.S. missile interceptor base exposes the ex-communist nation to attack, possibly by nuclear weapons, the Interfax news agency reported.
(via reader rich)

In its quest...

...for superpower supremacy, China is placing its hopes for a top Olympic medal count on a panoply of athletes honed to near perfection: gymnasts, divers, rowers, table-tennis players, even a hurdler.

The Chinese men's soccer team is not among them.
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Mothra v. Godzilla

Apparently, the Canadian Human Rights industry has crossed the line into full-blown insanity... and is starting to consume its own tentacles...

Respectfully, while the Commission is prepared to provide the Tribunal and parties with the reasons for its decision to no longer participate in this case; in order to preserve our jurisdiction we would be compelled to immediately challenge before the Federal Court any decision ordering the Commission to participate in a given case.

We would also seek an adjournment of this matter for that purpose.
And, of course, they're all about saving the taxpayer (cough,cough) unnecessary expenses.
Further, in order to minimize the expenses to the taxpayers of having to be present at the start of the hearing, we respectfully request that a telephone or video conference be held in order to allow the Commission to provide the reasons for its decision to no longer participate and to deal with any issues arising therefrom.

In addition, it would be more appropriate for discussions on possible settlement negotiations to be held before the hearing begins.
This oughta be good.

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Special with an "R"

Took young Neophyte into Belleville last night to see Tropic Thunder... and I have to say... it was a gas.

The happy circumstance... that this flick is also apparently turning into a lightning rod for the politically correct "meat is murder, hug a dolphin" crowd... is simply ice cream...

Everyone thought the lightning rod in Tropic Thunder would be Robert Downey Jr.'s comic turn in blackface.

Instead, the American Association of People With Disabilities, the National Down Syndrome Congress, the Arc, Best Buddies, and a few other groups are up in arms over the film's perceived disrespect toward the mentally retarded.
It seems the fact that this is a completely over-the-top, self parody of the movie-making industry... has just lofted right over these ninnies' heads.

It pokes fun, not at people with disabilities... but at Hollywood's arrogance and fascination with itself and its obliviousness to that self-same navel gazing.

It is hyperbole on steroids... and it takes no prisoners.

I'll go as far as to say that, if these folks were really worried about someone's "hurt feelings"... they'd be way further ahead sending kisses and kind thoughts to Sylvester Stallone.

But don't tell that to the protesters.
The coalition has put together an 11-page action kit (excerpts below and on the following five pages) urging supporters to "actively picket" movie theaters "with signs of protest urging patrons not to attend" in a nationwide "Rally for Respect," Aug. 13 through 17.

It's suggested that mentally disabled people acting as "self advocates" be "present to meet and greet theater patrons."
Of course, mentally disabled people aren't just gonna "be present"... there will have to be some sort of organised (for want of a better word) roundup.

Rather than any sort of self-advocacy... this will be a cynical, manipulative exercise designed solely to embarrass anyone who tries to attend this movie.

And that's who I'm talking about in the title of this post... the "very special" people who are putting this politically-correct shindig together.

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P.S. -- Watch for the usual suspects, Canadian Cynic et al... to try turn this post into some sort of slur against the... what's the term we're using this week... differently abled?

Because they're that simple, er... "special."

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UPDATE: Retard boycott fails miserably
-- LOS ANGELES -- “Tropic Thunder,” a controversial movie industry spoof from Paramount and its disbanding DreamWorks unit, took in an estimated $26 million at the weekend box office, knocking “The Dark Knight” out of the No. 1 spot after an extraordinary monthlong run on top.
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RELATED: In other "differently-abled" news
Twenty years after his infamous race at the Seoul Olympics, Ben Johnson has filed a $37 million lawsuit against the estate of his former lawyer for allegedly looting his wealth and failing to protect future earnings.

Among the allegations in the amended statement of claim filed in court yesterday are:

Futerman ought to have known that Johnson was incapable of understanding complex legal documents since psychiatric experts hired by the lawyer – and paid for by Johnson – concluded in February of 1989 that "there is overwhelming evidence that Mr. Johnson is intellectually retarded."
Geez, Ben... call me wacky... but I'm not sure that's something I'd be shouting from the rooftops.

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I guess that's what they mean...

...by "True Patriot Love"...

A Canadian pay-television pornography channel — which is pledging to show at least 50 per cent domestic content at night — has been approved by federal regulators this week, but it must now try to convince cable and satellite companies to carry the service.

The digital channel, which is to be called Northern Peaks, was approved Wednesday by the Canadian Radio-television and Telecommunications Commission, after Alberta-based Real Productions first applied for the licence in October, 2007.
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14 August 2008

Bad news for Mayor Miller

The Olympic shooting team appears to have an airtight alibi for this one...

Witnesses told police they heard three consecutive gun shots and saw an old model silver Buick with dark tinted windows speeding away westbound towards Rathburn Avenue.

The nearby City of Toronto Capri Child Care Centre reportedly went into lock-down mode immediately following the shooting.
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Well, dumbass...

Maybe you shouldn't have shot a cop...

"It is a most bizarre and painful situation to be living away from my wife and family, to not be living in my own home, to not be going to work at my own job, to not be in the presence of my co-workers and community," Pannell, who has been living in Washington D.C. with his mother since his release in March from a Chicago jail, said in a statement this week.
Somebody help me out here... are we gonna allow a convicted felon back into the country?
The father of four added he has retained Canadian human rights and immigration lawyer Barbara Jackman "to make the necessary applications so that I may return to Canada."

Pannell was initially charged with three counts of aggravated battery and one count of attempted murder in the shooting of Chicago police officer Terrence Knox, who was left with a partially paralyzed arm.
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Hey, Maria...

You kiss Taliban Jack with that mouth?

Steps away from the massive propane blast that tore up her ward Sunday, local Councillor Maria Augimeri yesterday blew up at a constituent who questioned her commitment to the community, telling him to "shut up."
So who is Maria Augimeri anyway?
She first entered politics as a school trustee, and was elected to the city council of North York in 1985.

A left-leaning member of the council, she ran for the Ontario New Democratic Party in the 1987 provincial election in the riding of Downsview. (Her husband, Odoardo Di Santo, had held the riding for ten years before losing it in the 1985 election.)

In very a close race, she lost to Liberal Laureano Leone by only 174 votes.
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All together now...

"Tie me kangaroo down sport,
tie me kangaroo down.
Tie me kangaroo down sport,
tie me kangaroo down."
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The wonderful, wacky world...

...of international diplomacy.

-- TRIPOLI, Libya -- Libya and the United States signed a deal Thursday settling all outstanding lawsuits by victims of terrorism, clearing the way for the full restoration of diplomatic relations.

The agreement paves the way for a full restoration of relations, the opening of a U.S. embassy in Tripoli and a visit by U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice before the end of the year. It also gives immunity to the Libyan government from any further terror-related lawsuits, the government official said.

Thursday's signing completes a nearly five-year effort to rebuild ties between the two countries.
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Paging Taliban Giacomo

So, Jacko... not to put you on the spot or anything... but when exactly are you proposing to open up those negotiations with your jihadi pals?

'Cos, I gotta tell you, I'm ready to throw in for your airfare right now.

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RELATED: The Ladykillers

Allah must be so proud of his holy warriors...

Experts see a strategy in the targeting of relief workers: The Taliban attacks, aid groups pull out, then the Taliban moves in to fill the vacuum, telling Afghans the international community has abandoned them.

Gavin Cameron, a University of Calgary political science professor, said insurgents attack humanitarian workers in order to sow instability. "That improves the Taliban's strategic position."

Killing aid workers also sends a message that even "good" foreigners, who are feeding and sheltering Afghans, are not wanted and that "there's no one who is safe from being targeted," he said.
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LAST WORD: Well, whaddaya know...

They'll go after actual soldiers occasionally too...
-- KABUL, Afghanistan (AP) -- An explosion targeting international troops on a foot patrol in southern Afghanistan killed three members of the U.S.-led coalition Thursday, the coalition said.

The coalition did not release any details about the attack, including the troops’ nationalities or the location of the blast.
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I should say right up front...

...I'm not without sympathy for anyone who finds themselves on the pointed, splintery end of the Islamic justice stick. As a lifelong Canadian, atheist and staunch Conservative... it strikes me as a crazy, impenetrable way to run a science fiction penal colony... never mind a country.

What I find really interesting here, though... is how some folks can go from reverential, light-speed awe of all things multi-cultural... to slam-stop, ice cold, nanny-state intervention... in the blink of a socialist eye.

-- OTTAWA -- The outlook has grown bleaker for two Canadian brothers accused of murder in Saudi Arabia, prompting calls from opposition Liberals for the Harper government to step up efforts on their behalf.

“The two innocent Canadians were set upon by a gang of 15 youths, some of whom were armed with knives and sticks,” said Mr. McTeague, who provided an update on the Kohail case Wednesday.
Now... I'm not really sure how Dan McTeague apparently knows these guys are innocent of these charges... but let's leave that for another time.

What intrigues me here, is how McTeague... a devout, lifelong worshipper at the altar of political correctness, moral relativism and cultural diversity... can bring himself to -- SUDDENLY -- make a screeching 180 degree about-face and repudiate some other sovereign nation's established system of justice.

Oh, wait a minute... I forgot.

He's a Liberal... and they're "flexible."

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FROM THE COMMENTS:
"Not odd at all when you consider his likely perception that the Saudis are a little too friendly with the Americans and their President, Oiljesus Bushitler."
It's true... I forgot the Liberal Party's "Piss all over anything remotely associated with Americans" escape clause.

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13 August 2008

Hey, Dalton... don't panic...

You can always blame it on Mike Harris.

-- TORONTO -- Questions are being asked about why the Technical Standards and Safety Authority had not visited Sunrise Propane for nearly three years. The agency inspected the facility after it opened in 2005, the only inspection conducted at the site before the depot exploded on Sunday.
I'm sure the bureaucracy is right on top of this.
John Marshall, TSSA director of fuel safety, said it's too early to talk about making inspections more frequent.

"It's a little premature at this point. We don't know what will come out of the investigation."
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It's okay, don't be shy

I promise... we won't hurt you.

The social networking that takes place via instant messaging, microblogging, or e-mail further steals from newspapers the mindshare they once owned.

You no longer need to rely on a paper for the social currency that a weather report, movie listings, classified ads, shopping bargains, sports info, stock listings, television listings, gossip, or entertainment news provide.

As falling circulation indicates, fewer do.
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Another glorious victory...

...for Allah's brave jihadis...

-- PUL-E-ALAM, Afghanistan -- Militants brandishing assault rifles ambushed a New York-based relief organization's vehicle south of Kabul Wednesday, killing three Western aid workers and their Afghan driver and leaving their white SUV riddled with hundreds of bullets, officials said.

The three women killed in Logar province worked for the International Rescue Committee, said Melissa Winkler, a spokeswoman for the group.

One was Canadian, another was a dual British-Canadian citizen and the third was a dual American-Trinidadian citizen, the IRC said.

The women were in Afghanistan working in volunteer programs that focused on children's education, according to agency spokeswoman Melissa Winkler.
So, here we have... once again... the capricious and unknowable "Will of Allah."

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UPDATE: Murdered women named

Mr. Kocher identified the 40-year-old British-Canadian as Jacqueline Kirk of Outremont, Que. She had been the education program adviser for the IRC since 2004.

The other Canadian killed was 31 years old and had been in Afghanistan for less than a year. Mr. Kocher said her family asked that her name be withheld until all siblings and relatives have been notified.

Also killed was Nicole Dial, 32, a dual citizen of Trinidad and the United States, who was the IRC's co-ordinator for children's program, Kocher said.

The driver killed was Mohammad Aimal, 25, who had worked for the IRC for five years.
IRC names second Canadian victim...
Shirley Case, 30, of Williams Lake, British Columbia. She joined the IRC on June 8 in Afghanistan to manage education programs designed to meet the needs of children with disabilities.
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RELATED: And while we're on Canada...
-- OTTAWA -- The mysterious death of an Ottawa man in a Denver hotel is now the subject of a terrorism investigation.

Saleman Abdirahman Dirie, 29, was found dead in a room at the Burnsley Hotel in downtown Denver Monday morning, less than two weeks before the Democratic National Convention takes place in the Colorado city. The hotel is about four blocks from the State Capitol building.

A coroner's investigation found indications of cyanide poisoning, Denver police detective John White told the Citizen yesterday.
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LAST WORD: Cyanide, what cyanide?

For CTV... it's all about "the caring"
"I don't know what happened. The community don't know what happened but I think the community do care. One of their members who travelled to Denver lost his life there."
Yeah... that's the real story here.

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Blink, blink and, uh... blink

Who says these guys aren't trainable?

An all-party committee of MPs has decided to press ahead with its job of vetting potential nominees for the Supreme Court — despite opposition worries about the presence on the panel of two Conservative cabinet members.

The Bloc and NDP had complained that cabinet members aren't free to offer independent advice on who should fill the seat on the high court.

Dominic LeBlanc, the Liberal member of the panel, has had nothing to say on the subject since the dispute first surfaced.
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Another swing and a miss...

...for the Bobcat Goldthwaite of the progressive blogosphere...

Of course, it's nowhere near as perspicacious as his usual puerile, profane punditry...

Keep it comin' puss... I can't tell you how much everybody here is enjoyin' this.

Stoogeleft also apparently wants in on this... but he's just too far down on the "rectum scale"... for me to even bother firing back.

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Paree...

...a little less gay, a little more retro... by the minute.

-- Paris, FRANCE -- French prosecutors have opened an investigation after T-shirts carrying anti-Semitic slogans were seen on sale in a shop in Paris.

The tops carried slogans in German and Polish that translate as "Jews forbidden from entering the park".
Somebody wanna wend their way through the smoke and burned-out cars... and give France a slap?

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RELATED: In other Euro-surrender news
-- ROTTERDAM, 12/08/08 -- Although polygamy is banned in the Netherlands, the marriages of Muslims who have several wives are recognised by Dutch authorities.

These marriages are prohibited and an offence in the Netherlands.

However, polygamous marriages that take place in countries where more than one wife is permitted, such as Morocco, are accepted, newspaper NRC Handelsblad reports.
(via nicholas packwood)

12 August 2008

March of the Sea Turtles

Even as they sip cappuccino at Starbucks or show off their new Buicks, the last thing most want is to make over their homeland in the West's image.

They're after something far more ambitious: a China that lives up to their sense of national greatness.
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He may have tried preparing...

...but he sure wasn't ready...

"This was a running gun battle," Toronto Police homicide Det. Mary Vruna told reporters at police headquarters, two days after Ryan St. Christopher Rowe-Reid, 20, was shot dead. "All of the individuals were prepared to have a gun fight."
And guess what happens at a wild-ass shootout... when you don't bring your "A" game.
By the time the suspect -- described as a black male, six feet tall, with a dark hoodie, black denim jeans and possibly sunglasses -- fled in a dark blue, older model minivan, Rowe-Reid was left to bleed out next to a red 1992 Toyota Corolla. Paramedics took him to hospital where he was pronounced dead.
It's a predictable ending... to an all too familiar scenario.
Both victims were known to police. Rowe-Reid has been convicted of a weapons offence in the past.

The unemployed man was of no fixed address, but maintained "regular contact" with his Toronto family, Vruna said.
Yup... a real family guy.

I can't wait for the inevitable, sickly-sweet eulogies... lauding his potential overwhelming contributions to the field of folk... you know... if he hadn't imagined himself some kinda dumbass gangsta.

The moral of the story... Helen Keller coulda seen this one coming.

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WELCOME READERS OF DR DEMENTO, uh... DAWG
I think the Dawg... needs a good worming.
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China Rules

The musical director of the ceremonies, Chen Qigang revealed in a Beijing radio interview a member of the Politburo - the highest ranking body of China's ruling Communist Party - decided Lin was pretty, but her voice was not the best.

A change had to be made in the "national interest."
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RELATED: In the national interest, huh?
-- BEIJING -- They look like they are anywhere between 8 and 11 years old, but five of the six girls on the Chinese gymnastics team hold passports that say they are 16 -- the minimum age to be competing in the Olympic gymnastics competition.
They wouldn't... would they?

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LAST WORD: The bright, shiny Beijing facade
-- BEIJING -- Not all was what it seemed during the spectacular opening ceremony of the Beijing Olympics.

Some of the footage shown to television viewers around the world and on giant screens inside the "Bird's Nest" stadium featured a computer-generated three-dimensional image.

The computerized images were produced by Crystal Digital Technology Co. of Beijing.

"We did our best to create a rendering that would look like the shot was taken live," company spokesman Lei Ming told the Beijing Times. "Most people could not tell the difference."
Maybe B.C. Premier Gordon Campbell can pick up a few P.R. pointers while he's there.

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If you're sellin'...

...the pretentious arty-farty demographic at the Globe and Mail... that's indicative of something...

"Do you agree with Ottawa's decision to cut funding for Canadian artists working abroad?"

Five years on...

...Insite has proved a disappointment to many in Vancouver. It has also become the object of partisan conflict.

The Conservative federal government of Stephen Harper dislikes the project.

A committee set up to advise it on the issue found that only about 500 of Vancouver’s 8,000 addicts use Insite each day, and fewer than 10% of those use it for all their injections.

It found no clear evidence of any increase in treatment, nor of any fall in HIV cases. It did estimate that the project might have saved one life per year but found that overdose deaths were still about 50 a year among addicts.

Crime continues unabated as addicts steal to feed their habits, something which frustrates the local police.
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Isaac Hayes... Scientologist?

You can so easily imagine Tom Cruise finding his inner alien... but Isaac Hayes... seriously?

His soul will be "born again into the flesh of another body," as the Scientology Press Office's FAQ puts it.
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RELATED: In other quasi-religion news...
-- BRACEBRIDGE -- A man who claims he is an ordained minister was busted with almost half a kilo of pot yesterday during a traffic stop on Hwy. 11 near Bracebridge.

"Rev." Michel Nathier, 53, of the Church of the Universe, admitted he was smoking a joint when the OPP officer pulled him over but said he was committing a holy act.

Nathier was initially stopped because he was swerving between lanes, Medved said.

When the officer stopped the car, a waft of the sacred herb came floating out, police said.

The officer seized almost a half kilo of pot with a street value of between $1,500 and $3,000.
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11 August 2008

A double dose...

...of CTV moonbat madness...

Rosemary Thompson on the Montreal rioting comes down solidly against the police, finishing up...

"...the police came by and we all know what happened."
Yeah, Rosemary... what school of journalism wouldn't be proud of that fine reportage?

Lisa LaFlamme quickly followed up, with a piece on Stephen Harper screwing up Canada's international standing by not attending the Beijing Olympics.

Unbelievably, she mounts her whole argument on... get this... arguing that the Prime Minister should be more like George Bush.

Yeah... no hypocrisy there.

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RELATED: Apparently, it's a little less clear...

...over at the Globe and Mail.
"Was Prime Minister Stephen Harper right not to attend the opening ceremonies of the Beijing Olympics?"
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FROM THE COMMENTS:
"It appears the insurgents in Montreal are not quite done with looting, shooting, and fire bombing."

"'What happened in the riot is one-hundredth of what should happen, what will happen,' said Lambert Ronald, a 49-year-old man who held court as tow trucks hauled away burnt-out vehicles a few metres away. - globe and mail"
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Canadian soldier killed

Master Corporal Erin Doyle, a member of the 3rd Battallion Princess Patricia's Canadian Light Infantry based in Edmonton, died early Monday morning when Taliban insurgents attacked the combat outpost west of Kandahar city where he was stationed.

The assault was returned with artillery fire from the outpost and air support was called in. Military officials say the roughly six to 10 insurgents involved in the attack were either killed or wounded.
He will be remembered.

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Never let it be said...

...the CBC isn't all about victims rights...

The lawyer for a repeat sex offender who returned to Iqaluit last week said RCMP were wrong to warn the public about her client's release from prison.
And, who exactly, is our "victim du jour?"
Nunavut RCMP made the rare move Friday of issuing a public notice about Roonie Iqalukjuaq, 33, who recently completed a three-year, nine-month prison sentence for sexual assault, aggravated assault and other offences.

The court heard Friday that Iqalukjuaq's criminal record includes several violent offences and four breaches of court-imposed conditions.
Thank you, oh-wonderful-mother-corp.

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P.S. - Dear Mayor Miller...

"Is 'hateful energy' a special kind of energy you learn about in Social Worker school?"
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See, here's the thing...

...you're trying to make a point about how peaceful and non-violent "your community" is... maybe re-enacting the "Sack of Rome" is a bad idea.

-- MONTREAL -- Propane tank fireballs, Molotov cocktails and gunfire lit up a Montreal neighbourhood as marauding youth gangs responded to the shooting death of a young man by police.

The rampage erupted in the city's north end after residents took to the streets for a community demonstration to protest against the police shooting.

Hundreds of officers in full riot gear were still marching through the Montreal North neighbourhood early Monday morning, trying to bring calm to the area.
And if this was actually supposed to be about justice, some of the, uh... demonstrators were having a little trouble staying "on message."
The rampage continued through town before close to 100 people gathered in a commercial area.

Dozens crawled through the smashed windows of a pawn shop, convenience store and butcher shop. Most grabbed anything they could. Men and women of all ages could be seen running down the street clutching TVs, cigarette cartons and slabs of meat.

Some looters stood on the sidewalk and watched the action, drinking freshly stolen beer.
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RELATED: Guess which side CP is on...
On Saturday, a police patrol in a Montreal park turned ugly when an officer opened fire on three young people, killing one man and wounding two others.
Well, geez... that sounds pretty evil... the cops just snuck up on these poor guys... murdered one of them... AND THEN things "turned ugly"?

That just sounds a little off to me. Could there be another possible scenario?
Montreal police say the officers were trying to arrest an individual during a routine police patrol in Henri Bourassa Park in the Montreal district of Montreal North when they were surrounded by a group of about 20 youths.

A few individuals ALLEGEDLY broke away from the group and rushed the officers.
Yup... no media bias here, huh?

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MORAL OF THE STORY:
Funny how nobody's actually saying it... but, it seems... there's never a taser around when you need one.
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WELCOME, GENTLE READERS, OF HIPHOPCANADA.COM

Please... share with us your wise & wonderful ways...
Well, my friend, they did that... and more...
"The mob vandalized three fire trucks, the local fire station and broke into 20 businesses," Chief Delorme said.
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Exclusive pix

Qualifying heat at the Marine Corps Olympics...**********

RELATED: Oh c'mon, it's not like...

...the Chinese government has ever lied to anybody before.

-- BEIJING -- They look like they are anywhere between 8 and 11 years old, but five of the six girls on the Chinese gymnastics team hold passports that say they are 16 -- the minimum age to be competing in the Olympic gymnastics competition.
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LAST WORD: Speaking of forked tongues

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Once every so often...

...it seems like somebody wakes up in the morning, stretches, looks at themselves in the mirror and says, “I'm going to make the Internet worse today.”
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Just finished reading...

...Panic in Level Four, a book by Richard Preston, author of The Hot Zone. It's a collection of six articles he wrote... and I found one of them online...

The Chudnovsky brothers call their machine m zero. It occupies the former living room of Gregory’s apartment, and its tentacles reach into other rooms.

The brothers claim that m zero is a “true, general-purpose supercomputer,” and that it is as fast and powerful as a somewhat older Cray Y-MP, but it is not as fast as the latest of the Y-MP machines, the C90, an advanced supercomputer made by Cray Research.
Slightly elevated "tech-geek quotient"... but well worth the read.

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10 August 2008

When David Miller raised your taxes...

...did he tell you what he was gonna do with the money?

Spin cycle goes awry

So much for John Edwards "immaculate deception."

Are you buying this?

For one thing, if Edwards is really certain he isn't the father of the kid, wouldn't he have demanded a paternity test to clear his name, not just indicated his hope for a test?

Too late to change the tone now!
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More Red China Blues

And now back to breaking news... of the capricious and unknowable "Will of Allah."

-- KUQA, China -- The pre-dawn violence in the restive Muslim region of Xinjiang came despite tightened security for the games and followed threats by an al-Qaida-linked militant Islamic group to disrupt the sporting event.

Sunday's attack and an assault on border police Aug. 4 that left 16 officers dead marked a dramatic increase in violence in the region. Police said "violent terrorists" attacked a shopping center, hotel and government buildings in the city of Kuqa in west central Xinjiang.

Without providing details, the police statement said officers killed eight attackers and another two blew themselves up, while two were arrested. Three attackers were at large, it said.
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I can't wait to hear...

...the plaintive Opposition cries of... "Save the child-gangster."

-- OTTAWA -- Justice Minister Rob Nicholson is promising legislation before the end of the year to further toughen sentences for youths convicted of serious crimes – despite a ruling by the country's highest court that has narrowed his legal options.

The Tories promised, in the last election campaign, to change the Youth Criminal Justice Act to make it mandatory for anyone over the age of 14 to be sentenced as an adult for serious offences such as murder, manslaughter and aggravated sexual assault.
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UPDATE: And right on cue... wait for it...
-- BRAMPTON -- A 16-year-old boy was shot and killed at a townhouse condo complex yesterday. Alex Masih was gunned down at 12:35 a.m. on Collins Cr., in the Williams Pkwy.-Kennedy Rd. area.

"There's always kids down there," she said. "Teens, and they look like gangsters. There's actually been open drug dealing in this parking lot. I've called the cops I don't know how many times.

One woman believes gangs have staked claim of the area. "When you wear red, you get attacked," she said. There's gang-related graffiti associated to the Crips on a brick wall by the rec centre.

The teen is Peel region's 17th murder victim of the year, matching the record set for all of last year.
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UPDATE2: And, of course, the shooting isn't over...
Shortly before 3 p.m. Sunday, police responded to reports of gunfire in the McCowan Rd. and Sheppard Ave. E. area where they found a young man lying in the parking lot of a three building low-rise apartment building complex. He had no vital signs and, according to early reports, had been shot up to five times.

The victim, Toronto’s 41st homicide of 2008, was rushed by ambulance to Sunnybook Hospital where he was pronounced dead. Another male — who was accompanied by his mother — walked into Scarborough General Hospital, suffering from gunshot wounds.

He was later transported to Sunnybrook where he is in critical condition.
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It's always interesting...

...to see what happens when you catch the eye of the lunatic left...
and I'm always amazed at the fetishes that seem to bubble to the surface...
but you know... after the first couple of snickering, infantile, invariably sexual references... it's just kinda dumb and incredibly boring.

It's like that one obviously dimwitted neighbourhood kid... who took the dare from the head hooligan, to run up to that old lady's open porch window... and yell out some naughty words before scrambling away to hide.

Of course, the real joke was... he had no idea who everyone was actually laughing at.

And, yes... I'm just gonna continue to delete silly stuff like this.

So, CC... if you and the boys are finished telling each other make-believe naughty stories... maybe you better start working on Plan B.

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WELCOME, YET AGAIN, READERS OF CANADIAN CYNIC

It seems CC got up early just to blow me more kisses.
You've gotta love the dumbstick irony, here.

Remember Canadian Cynic's message to Wanda Watkins, whose son Lane was killed in Afghanistan?

"With all due respect, Wanda, fuck you and your grief. It's not the job of the rest of Canada to continue to let its soldiers die just so you can sleep better at night."
Of course, his disdain isn't limited to a single grieving mother... there's also this little gem...
And, of course, the obligatory Nazi name-calling...Hey, CC... got any good abortion jokes?

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09 August 2008

Possible friendly-fire death

As in any other profession... accidents happen.

We've had two of our farming neighbours killed in the last couple of years.

Brig.-Gen. Thompson would not confirm that an employee of the security company was suspected of firing the fatal shot.

“An investigation is being conducted to determine the details surrounding this incident, and further information will be made public when it is available,” he told reporters.
A sad day... whatever this turns out to be.

He will be remembered.

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UPDATE: Details are slowly trickling out
A civilian convoy that was being escorted by the private security company passed along the road at the same time.

It is believed that the men guarding the convoy saw the Taliban, heard the shots and, not realizing it was a battle being waged between insurgents and coalition forces, fired into the fray.
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RELATED: And to no one's surprise...

In his latest puerile, profane screed... Canadian Cynic links to 21 (yes, not a typo... a new record) of my posts.

As of 11 o'clock he has 2 cheerleader comments... and one of them is by his made-up alter-ego Lulu.

Keep diggin', puss.

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As long as they look the other way...

...the other way on Mugabe... the A.U. is a joke...

The African Union says it will suspend Mauritania's membership until democracy is restored in the West African country.

AU chief Bernard Membe of Tanzania issued a statement Saturday condemning the military coup that overthrew Mauritania's democratically elected government.
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Apaches 20 -- Taliban 0

-- KABUL, Afghanistan (AP) -- About 20 Taliban fighters were killed in a battle with Afghan and U.S.-led forces near a key military supply route in western Afghanistan, a provincial official said Saturday.

Younus Rasouli, deputy governor of Farah province, said police attacked a village in Bala Buluk district Friday after being informed that Taliban militants had ordered residents out and taken it over to use as a base.

The police called in air support from the U.S.-led coalition during the battle, Rasouli said.
Once again... the capricious and unknowable "Will of Allah."

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So much for Obama's...

...legendary Midas touch...

Mazen Asbahi, the attorney who had volunteered as Barack Obama's outreach coordinator to Muslim and Arab-Americans, has resigned after accusations of ties to Jamal Said, an imam at a fundamentalist mosque in Illinois.
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RELATED: The "Slick Willie" party soldiers on
"It can’t come too soon. I must admit, I find myself oddly drawn to your luxurious mane."
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It must be Friday

Bright lights, big city...

A shooting and a police standoff left one man dead and sent several others to hospital overnight.
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UPDATE: It seems I spoke too soon
A man in his twenties was shot multiple times on Gwynne Ave. at King and Dufferin Sts. just after 3 a.m.

The victim was rushed to St. Michael’s hospital. His injuries are considered life-threatening.
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RELATED: Cops scoop another shooter
Toronto police have charged a 19-year-old in connection with the shooting death of a man near Eglinton Avenue West and Bicknell Avenue last month.

Dominic Shearer-Hanomansingh was handing out flyers near Keelesdale Park on July 26 when he was shot by a man trying to steal his necklace.
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A day without semtex...

...is like a day without sunshine...

At least 21 people have been killed by a car bomb in northern Iraq.

About 70 people were also injured when the bomb exploded in a vegetable market in Tal Afar, 420km (260 miles) north-west of Baghdad.
The capricious and unknowable "Will of Allah."

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Big Shiny Success...

...from the people who brought you... lead-painted baby toys...

"It's one thing to be “voluntold” by one of your pals that you will, for a case of beer, help him move house next weekend and get his giant box spring up a narrow staircase to the third floor; another for you and him and thousands of others to be voluntold to go to a park to demonstrate cheerful support for the Games and the government."
And, of course, outsiders will never see beyond the freshly painted facade of this Potemkin village...
"The thing is, as a prosecutor friend of mine wrote me during the ceremony, we don't know, can't know, how much is genuine and how much is not, how happy anyone is, because in a one-party dictatorship, we know only what they want us to know, and one thing we know is they don't want us to know much."

"My friend was sick at heart by what he considered the fawning coverage of the opening on the CBC. “China may have a lot of new Ronald McDonald statues and wave a lot of hankies in unison,” he said, “but they still don't let their people think, vote, talk."

"We don't know."
At Moonbat Central... CTV called it "the people's night".

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RELATED: So much for the fabled security
-- BEIJING -- A Chinese man killed a relative of a U.S. men's volleyball coach and injured another family member in a stabbing at a popular tourist spot in Beijing on Saturday.

“We need further investigation to find out the motive since the man has killed himself. We have no more information to provide for the moment,” a spokesman for the Beijing Public Security Bureau said.
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08 August 2008

Tonights's CTV Moonbat Moment

Craig Oliver says Prime Minister Harper is letting Canada's wonderful relationship with China, previously established by St. Pierre of Quebec, go down the toilet.

Jane Taber says Steffi's Liberal leadership election debts are as good as erased.

Not even a pretense at being non-partisan.

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The bright, shining legal mind...

...of Faisal Mirza.

-- BRAMPTON, Ont. -- An Ontario court is hearing that a young man accused of membership in a homegrown terrorism plot talked about going to fight in Iraq or Sri Lanka.
No need to get uptight, though... lawyer Faisal assures us, by way of omission, his client would never have set a foot in Afghanistan... because that would involve fighting Canadian troops and that would be... what's the word I'm looking for here, uh... ummm.... oh yeah... treason.
If his client had signed on to a domestic terror conspiracy, defence lawyer Faisal Mirza wonders, why would he talk about going abroad in the weeks and months before his arrest in June 2006?
Geez... I guess you've got us there, buddy... admitting that your client was looking to slit some infidel throats... but only in certain geographic locales.

I hear juries like a terrorist with scruples.
Mirza says none of the others involved in the alleged conspiracy told the accused “his mission” was in Canada when he talked about going overseas.
Well, heck Faisal... I guess we must have the wrong guy, huh?

What say we just turn him loose... so he can go find "the real terrorists."

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That's some expensive nookie

"I want to see our party lead on the great moral issues — yes, me a Democrat using that word — the great moral issues that face our country," Edwards tells the crowd.

"If we want to live in a moral, honest just America and if we want to live in a moral and just world, we can't wait for somebody else to do it."

"We have to do it."
And then he did, er... her.

Bear in mind that the "extra-marital sex while your wife is fighting cancer" is just a piece of the puzzle here.

The woman "Honest Eddie" slept with, received $115,000 dollars from the Edwards campaign organisation for producing four short videos that ended up on Youtube.

Nice work if you can get it.

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Just dumped off...

...like a bag of garbage...