Maybe the Fiberals should try thinking with "the big head."
Forget the hunt for undecided delegates, people here want to get their hands on the sought-after "I'm Liberal" thong underwear.After the fascinating policy round-table on teenage anal sex, the up and coming moonbat wannabes' started handing out party favours.
All they need to do now is turn down the lights and crank up a little Barry White.
Condoms are also being distributed at the convention. More than 2,000 bright red contraceptives bearing the Young Liberals of Canada logo will be given out throughout the weekend.Brings a whole new meaning to "your Liberal member."